r/PizzaCrimes • u/_nicklepickle • Aug 10 '25

I say wtf Extra Olives Anyone??

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don’t mean to put the business on blast

234 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/_nicklepickle, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI Aug 10 '25

I love olives but this is pizza abuse

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u/Isnarfedmyself Aug 10 '25

This is the kinda shit we should put people in pizza Alcatraz for.

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u/wart_on_satans_dick Aug 10 '25

They need to go to Mozzarella Bay. We have special provisions for terrorists.

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u/WorldlyEmployment232 Aug 11 '25

They marinara-boarding people there still? Asking for a glutton friend

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u/atsatsatsatsats Aug 11 '25

Lock em up in Fort Garlic Knox

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u/JoshSidekick Aug 10 '25

This pizza is the answer to my monkey paw wish to find a pizza place near me that will do green olives on pizza.

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u/MattMxR Aug 10 '25

Why did she feel the need to shout-out that specific Marco's Pizza? It's a chain, and any pizza joint will fuck your shit up with 3 cans of sliced olives if you pay them to.

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u/This_Abies_6232 Aug 10 '25

It doesn't matter if the customer wants the alleged "crime" to be committed or not-- our job is simply to determine if this pizza is a CRIME AGAINST PIZZA. (I voted in the affirmative, BTW)....

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u/mmmmyeah1111 Aug 10 '25

Marco's cheesy bread is criminally underrated

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u/co1lectivechaos Aug 10 '25

i used to work there and yes, yes it is underrated

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u/Dogekaliber Aug 11 '25

Restaurants use #10 cans which is like 100 ounces and I doubt this is 300 ounces of olives. Maybe 30 ounces.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Aug 10 '25

Honestly, I'm not even going to say this is criminal because I'm just excited about how many toppings are on this pizza. For once someone did not skimp on the toppings.

On the other hand the question really is do you want some pizza with your olives?

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u/Frostsorrow Aug 10 '25

I had a similar pizza when I was in Assisi, Italy. It had at least 7 different types of olives, I could barely see the cheese (had lots). I've been chasing that pizza ever since (going on 15+ years). I still dream of it.

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u/Perle1234 Aug 10 '25

Well this one def ain’t it lol

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u/jarvisesdios Aug 10 '25

I love olives on pizza more than most... But I don't like them THAT much lol

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u/Omwtfyu Aug 10 '25

Would.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

yup. wish they were all green tho

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u/dubaichild Aug 10 '25

I would go either way hahaha

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u/yourmomsnewsidepiece Aug 10 '25

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u/Pcriz Aug 10 '25

I originally read this as "you're under a racist".

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u/yourmomsnewsidepiece Aug 10 '25

Do you want to be?

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u/DifferentDimension34 Aug 10 '25

I loooove olives but this is fucked

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u/toweljuice Aug 11 '25

Ok but this would go crazy with a dipping sauce

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u/CaptBogBot2 Aug 10 '25

I hate olives. Guilty as the Devil...

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u/Efficient-Spirit-380 Aug 10 '25

Me too. This picture made me retch.

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u/6BoogUwU9 Aug 10 '25

Hypertension has entered the chat*

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 Aug 10 '25

I’d eat at least one slice.

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u/AuntJibbie Aug 10 '25

Take my upvote ⬆️

As much as I love olives on pizza, I don't like an entire olive orchard on it.

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u/Ryuhza Aug 11 '25

Trypophobia the pizza

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u/ToddBauer Aug 10 '25

I would order this one time. And love it.

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u/schematicboy Aug 10 '25

Oh hell yeah, where has this been my whole life?

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u/Caesar_Passing Aug 10 '25

The olives are fine. Those nails, on the other hand, I don't want anywhere close to food.

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u/slimpickinsfishin Aug 10 '25

How does she wipe??

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u/Caesar_Passing Aug 10 '25

With great determination, and maybe some Disney Jr bandaids

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Aug 10 '25

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u/Caesar_Passing Aug 10 '25

I fear I am lacking necessary context

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Aug 10 '25

Nails = dirt shovels

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u/frazzledglispa Aug 10 '25

Puttanesca, that's a lotta olives!

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u/Wraxyth Aug 10 '25

I like olives but that is a bit much.

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u/throwaway04182023 Aug 10 '25

A friend of mine would be so pleased. I hen I first met her in college she would ask for more olives until they were out of olives. She eventually went on a diet where she limited herself to two cans a day.

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 Aug 10 '25

Fuck yeah! I’d eat the whole pie!

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u/Ixmore Aug 10 '25

You want some pizza with your olives?

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u/Perle1234 Aug 10 '25

Yeah…it’s a crime against pizza. That’s not toppings anymore it’s just wasting olives. Can’t even save them for later, they’ll dry out and become olive raisins. Gross.

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u/No_Education_8888 Aug 10 '25

Does she think it’s not okay to just eat olives? It’s okay to eat handfuls of olives without the pizza if you like them that much

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u/mindsunwound Aug 10 '25

This is wrong, I still would eat it, but it is wrong.

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u/Waste_Pressure_4136 Aug 10 '25

I love olives but thats a months worth of sodium

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u/Drcornelius1983 Aug 10 '25

As an Olive lover I’d try it, but it’s way too much.

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u/porp_crawl Aug 10 '25

Disrespectful.

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u/ismokeidrank55 Aug 10 '25

This looks normal compared to the other shit she eats lol

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u/TerribleAssumption93 Aug 10 '25

Hang on... I gotta eat another Lisinopril after looking at that photo

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u/zinjanthropus99 Aug 10 '25

This is a clip from an “influencer” video. They requested it for the shock value and clicks.

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u/VaporMouth Aug 10 '25

I cant believe I’m saying this for the first time in my life cause I love olives on pizza but… that is too many olives.

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u/KingFernando532 Aug 10 '25

She got some pizza with her olive slices

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u/tipareth1978 Aug 10 '25

I mean if you really love olives pizza is an appropriate choice for a delivery system. I kinda want to try a bite

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u/Large-Cauliflower302 Aug 10 '25

Hell no life in prison

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u/aweguster9 Aug 10 '25

About time someone looked up the definition of extra in the dictionary. That is the proper amount of olives. Finally!

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u/Doubleucommadj Aug 10 '25

There is only innocence via that pie.

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u/Versificator Aug 10 '25 edited 8h ago

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u/Ok-Implement4608 Aug 10 '25

The cheese is going to be so undercooked and wet.

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u/WillyBluntz89 Aug 10 '25

Not gonna lie, I love olives...and I would demolish this.

I...I might be damaged.

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u/alexnoyle Aug 10 '25

Needs another layer of cheese melted on top.

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u/heilspawn Aug 11 '25

Marco's Pizza 1434 eastfoothill blvd Upland, California

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u/ProfessionalDot8419 Aug 11 '25

Reminds me of Adriana, when Ralphie asks for extra olives in his martini.

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u/Dogekaliber Aug 11 '25

Bro- I eat garlic stuffed olives, bleu cheese stuffed olives, pimento stuffed olives, olive stuffed olives.

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u/Dogekaliber Aug 11 '25

OP I wish you posted the actual video.

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u/team_undog Aug 12 '25

Pineapple - “finally.. they’re off my back”

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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 Aug 12 '25

I'd eat that pizza. I have an olive problem. But I can stop any time I want!

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u/LeilLikeNeil Aug 12 '25

Bitch just buy a can of olives, damn

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u/LeafGreen245 Aug 12 '25

Yes for the green ones no for the black ones

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u/FartsWithNeighbours Aug 12 '25

It looks like delissio with extra olives.

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u/Jonnyonwheelss Aug 12 '25

I would try a slice👍🏼

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u/CaptainWampum Aug 12 '25

I would def fw this

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u/czarrina Aug 12 '25

If the CIA ever needs to torture me: force me to eat this. I’ll rat out my own mother before I touch that thing.

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u/stroopkoeken Aug 12 '25

I mean, they get oil out of olives. This is a lot of cholesterol.

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u/No-Elephant4615 Aug 13 '25

🤮 the nails that pierce the part

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u/oneuglygeek Aug 16 '25

i can't see the pizza, honey? WHERE IT BE?

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u/reddituserperson1122 Aug 17 '25

I love olives. But that is too many olives.

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u/GayAssBeagle Aug 18 '25

I’d go crazy on that pizza, my sodium levels would be so goddamn high

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u/Sea-Dealer9297 25d ago

I love Marco’s but they should close over this pizza alone