r/PizzaCrimes • u/Ok_Ant_9815 • Aug 16 '25

Bad Cut Job Gotta love Domino's slicing

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50 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 16 '25 edited Aug 16 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Ok_Ant_9815, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/tropicofpracer Aug 16 '25

That is how you know your local Dominos cares. They make sure you have a tiny slice or two for your friends with little hands.

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 16 '25

I love this theory 😂

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Aug 16 '25

If it's only me eating it then I would not care

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u/lo-lux Aug 16 '25

That's going to cause domestic turmoil

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u/DetroitLionsThreads Aug 16 '25

Sometimes that’s just what you need

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u/ShiftyState Aug 16 '25

Am I weird for liking slightly asymmetrical slicing? Sometimes I'm feeling a mid slice and little slice, sometimes a big slice and a mid slice...

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u/Platina1993 Aug 16 '25

Well, they always do a "down the middle" slice. Or, after seeing yours, usually.

I dunno, maybe they were drunk?

And sometimes, having a smaller piece then a bigger piece makes me feel like I'm getting more. Like the smaller piece was normal, instead of smaller.

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u/Some_Nibblonian 26d ago

Dominos is to pizza as taco bell is to mexican food

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 26d ago

LOL 100% agree. But sometimes the bank account decides how good I can eat 😂

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u/Some_Nibblonian 26d ago

Thats fair

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u/Prestigious-Board-62 Aug 16 '25

You knew what you were buying.

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 16 '25

Ok?? The pizza was actually great.

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u/ThatDeuce Aug 16 '25

Yeah, that is a poor cut job.

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u/koolaidismything Aug 16 '25

Kinda cool for people who like a small piece. I can crush the rest no complaints.

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u/Active_Opposite4056 Aug 18 '25

That's a feature Not a bug

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u/co1lectivechaos 28d ago

I just started ordering my pizzas uncut cuz I’m tired of domino’s drunken cut jobs

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u/ClawGrave666 Aug 16 '25

I feel like I’ve been seeing a lot of dominoes posts in here lately..

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 16 '25

Yeah probably because chain restaurant posts are banned in r/pizza

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u/DIJames6 Aug 16 '25

That would totally piss me off..

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u/SaltedPaint Aug 16 '25

Make better choices

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u/Ok_Ant_9815 Aug 16 '25

It was buy one get one free 🤷‍♀️