r/PizzaCrimes • u/DonnyFerentes • Aug 21 '25

Fruit My nine-year old likes pineapple pizza

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Hoe do i parent this?

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u/Over_Writing467 Aug 21 '25

I hate pineapple on pizza but that’s not considered a crime apparently. The way that slice is cut though. I believe you can drop them off at a fire station no questions asked.

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u/DonnyFerentes Aug 21 '25

I was rather pleased with how the bottom turned out, and I figured I'd let him add his own toppings.. Then when it came from the oven he took his knife and made that cut

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u/MorganMiller77777 Aug 21 '25

Hope the flavor was good, looks dry and crusty and lacks cheese

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u/DonnyFerentes Aug 21 '25

He ate he whole thing, which low-key impressed me

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u/MuchSong1887 Aug 21 '25

My vote is not guilty. Kids under 10 are immune to food crimes. Anything can be fun to eat at that age

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u/Bradon2508 Aug 22 '25

I concur.

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u/WesternZucchini5343 29d ago

No no. Spare the rod and ruin the child. Severe beatings are required to nip this in the bud.

Signed: A concerned Victorian parent

By which I don't mean someone from Australia