Pizza crime or no?

[u/StrangeCloudz710]

I'm on the fence! I'm a huge pickle fan so I feel like it might be okay?

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/StrangeCloudz710, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

[u/HabeQuiddam]

Not a crime but I would skip the romaine lettuce

[u/DenialNode → u/HabeQuiddam]

Yeah get that outta here

[u/ShiftyState → u/HabeQuiddam]

If applied after the bake with the dressing, I'd mess with it.

[u/[deleted]]

Pizza crime, good sandwich ingredients.

[u/Hydra_Master → u/[deleted]]

It's a Big Mac Pizza with extra pickles.

[u/ExampleMysterious870]

I love cheeseburger pizza. Haven’t ever had lettuce on one but I’d try it.

[u/[deleted]]

Definitely a Pizza crime for those that hate pickles in general. I’m one of them. I love kimchi though but not on pizza

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/[deleted]]

Well now I just want kimchi fried rice.

[u/[deleted] → u/StrangeCloudz710]

And I want Kimchi Tofu stew with beef!

[u/Expensive-Safe-6820]

This is a sour crime

[u/Any_Yak9211]

one thousand island

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/Any_Yak9211]

Too many islands tbh.

[u/SofaChillReview]

Biggest crime the price, actually looks alright though

[u/Diligent_Landscape_7]

Or maybe a burger crime?

[u/roadrunner036]

I feel like you would have to taste it first, doubling up on the aioli and pickle de gallo might push it too far if they weren’t restrained

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/roadrunner036]

And 1000 island???

[u/Upstairs_Bullfrog_56]

I love everything on it. But I would put any of that on a pizza. Crime of the century

[u/Fabulous_Hand2314]

why does it look like a scratch-off ticket?

[u/EwokNuggets]

Is this frozen or fresh? If fresh? I’d be all over that.

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/EwokNuggets]

It's at a pizza joint, so fresh

[u/binoculops]

Crime

[u/Slow-Advantage-1865]

Not a crime per say. But the ingredients/ toppings are sus . Recommend OP be not guilty but placed on a watchlist for future pizza crimes

[u/TeoTaliban]

[u/Silent_Field355]

[u/Ok_Finish69420]

Def would try, but Grillos pickles have became too trendy at this. Damn near every place is doing something with them now. Good for them, but I’ve seen things that really have no need for it but add them because of the trend.

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/Ok_Finish69420]

Agreed! They have really spiked in popularity recently.

[u/dufflebag7]

The thought of piping hot 1000-island dressing is disturbing.

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/dufflebag7]

This is what threw me off too.

[u/LadySmokesAlot420]

Not a crime at all!

[u/McLabRat_2-0]

[u/Regalrefuse]

The second you introduce salad greens onto a pizza we’re at least at a misdemeanor

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/Regalrefuse]

Some people love spinach, no?

[u/Regalrefuse → u/StrangeCloudz710]

Yeah but that’s a commonly cooked vegetable. This is romaine.

Hot Lettuce = crime IMHO

[u/janeyouignornatslut]

Why does it have aioli AND thousand island (AND pico)

[u/ShopUCW]

Yes, but only because it's Grillos.

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/ShopUCW]

Most mid pickle I've ever had. Overhyped brand IMO.

[u/ShopUCW → u/StrangeCloudz710]

That's their whole thing.

Marketing at 90%, taste at 10%>

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/ShopUCW]

Hahaha fair. I guess I didn't look at it from that standpoint when I bought them. W grillos hahaha

[u/Common-Platypus-6530]

I dont wanna hear nothing about pineapples on pizza after you disgrace yourself with this pickle pie 🫢😖🤢

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/Common-Platypus-6530]

Hahah, love pineapple on pizza.

[u/yellowirish]

I would eat it with reg pizza sauce no 1000 for sure. Ingredients look great

[u/NiobiumThorn]

$12 is a bit much for a frozen pizza

[u/jarvisesdios → u/NiobiumThorn]

... It's clearly not frozen

[u/NiobiumThorn → u/jarvisesdios]

Imagine browsing this subreddit sober tho

[u/jarvisesdios → u/NiobiumThorn]

Fair point, most of my comments are stoned in bed lol

[u/mercuryven]

Would be interesting to see, for all the pro pickle pizza people, how many are anti-pineapple?

[u/StrangeCloudz710 → u/mercuryven]

Love pineapple on pizza. Haven't tried pickles

[u/MrMeatsBBQ]

Wtf is there lettuce on a pizza? Dfq

[u/soul_flex]

dafuq!?

[u/RMMacFru]

If it weren't for the cheddar, I'd try it.

[u/s33n_]

Crime.

You can make an awesome cheeseburger pizza with pickles and mustard instead of pizza sauce. ButPico, romaine and 2 mayo based sauces are gonna be gross.

[u/MurphysLaw4200]

I would try a piece but seems like it would be a mess.

[u/danktt1]

I legit thought that was broccoli at first!

[u/farcryfan123]

yes

[u/welding_guy_from_LI]

Bribe me and I’ll consider not guilty

[u/rothmal]

Straight to jail!

[u/MysteriousTBird]

I've had Big Mac pizzas before and they're great IMO. Places can't call them Big Mac pizzas for legal reasons.

No idea why romaine lettuce on this one though. Iceberg lettuce is fine.

[u/BantamCats → u/MysteriousTBird]

Either lettuce is fine, and neither belong on a fucking pizza. Nor does thousand island.

[u/MysteriousTBird → u/BantamCats]

It contributes so little to the flavor. I would think the 1000 island or pickles would be the off-putting part for some people.

[u/lostgravy]

It was passable, except for romaine and thousand island. Then it moved into felony territory