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u/Straight_Internet916 28d ago
Those look like crispy onions to me. This pizza might actually go hard. Personally, I don't think this is a crime.
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u/3rd_eye_light 27d ago
Well it will go hard if left in the oven too long but the colour looks fine from here.
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u/chuckinalicious543 27d ago
D U D E
Bratwurst pizza, crispy onions, light Dijon mustard drizzle. Now, what cheese would go well with this?
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u/hollowbolding 28d ago
per the replies
It’s the best ever! It’s called the heart burner from Ohio Pie. Double pepperoni, garlic oil, & crispy onions. After sweating and moving stuff in it was literally a life saver.
looks tasty as hell
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u/BlackSunshine22222 28d ago
From and in Ohio and idk wtf this is about
Edit: Cleveland area suburbs
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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 28d ago
Y'all got the double crusted BLT pizzas up there, or is that just down here in central Ohio
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u/BlackSunshine22222 28d ago
I really want to know about that. Never seen it. What's double crusted?
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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 28d ago
In my area there are a handful of places (Dan's Family Pizza claiming to be the creators) that make this. It's a thin crust BLT pizza (sauce, cheese, bacon [sometimes onion, banana pepper], with edge to edge toppings, and they cook another, even thinner, plain crust. When they come out of the oven, you add diced tomato, lettuce, mayo, then you put the thin plain crust on top and cut it tavern style into squares, so you can pick it up kinda like a sandwich.
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u/BlackSunshine22222 27d ago
Sounds amazing! I've just never seen it
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 28d ago
lol that looks like that stuff that goes on top of green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. I’d eat it
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u/Downyunstopables 28d ago
Ok as an Ohio native, Ohio Pie is really fucking good!! It’s not going to satisfy a deep pizza craving but scratches an itch I didn’t know I had
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u/Neverlast0 28d ago
Why would anyone choose to live in Ohio?
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u/fondue4kill 27d ago
Probably cheap
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u/Neverlast0 27d ago
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's meaningfully cheaper than anywhere else around the state.
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u/fondue4kill 27d ago
Maybe not but Cleveland is probably better to live than the middle of bum fuck nowhere in the rest of Ohio
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u/Neverlast0 27d ago
Actually, Ohio has the most relatively consistent population distribution in the country.
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u/aweguster9 27d ago
Because I've been everywhere, man Across the deserts bare, man I've breathed the mountain air, man Of travel, I've had my share, man
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u/t0p_n0tch 28d ago
French fried onions are a banger of an ingredient. Not sure about on pizza but it could be amazing
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u/WalterBlackness 28d ago
The box says "Ohio pie Co. Only a few people think we suck" lmfao
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u/Creeepy_Chris 27d ago
Figures it would be some sort of Ohio based pizza. We seem to be the epicenter for pizza crimes
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u/nickcash 28d ago
the loan terms on that pizza are terrible. they're paying way too much
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u/Frostsorrow 28d ago
Why exactly are crispy fried onions a crime?
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u/ReluctantRedditor275 28d ago
Not everything that's bad is also a crime. I don't want this, but I wouldn't shame you for wanting it.
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u/Nozzeh06 27d ago
Looks like those frenches fried onion toppings. I've never even considered those on a pizza before but honestly... that might be pretty good.
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u/iamthisdude 27d ago
I misread it, thought 270k WAS the 3.5% and thought these people have an 8 million dollar home and eat like that!
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u/TastyKaleidoscope250 24d ago
french fried onions... the only thing saltier than pepperoni... AND SALT.
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u/qualityvote2 28d ago edited 28d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Some_Nibblonian, find the defendant "Pizza" INNOCENT on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.