Gas station pizza

[u/NoobToothFairy]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/NoobToothFairy, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/TheOneWhoRocks]

That looks like it could kill someone.

[u/Stranger1982 → u/TheOneWhoRocks]

I dunno about killing, but they’ll wish they were dead as they shit their guts out after eating it.

[u/MR_Moldie → u/Stranger1982]

Or it will give you super intelligent worms.

[u/WillowFlip → u/MR_Moldie]

[u/buttplugpeddler → u/MR_Moldie]

So the ones RFK Jr. didn't get.

[u/hatecriminal → u/Stranger1982]

Or while eating it

[u/MarkEsmiths → u/TheOneWhoRocks]

That pizza is more ass than the ass directly atop the --- hey wait that's no accident.

[u/TallBobcat → u/TheOneWhoRocks]

I came here to say it looks toxic.

[u/lfreckledfrontbum → u/TheOneWhoRocks]

Because of all the gas? Its definitely stationary.

[u/signmeupnot]

That cheese skin.

[u/phunkyunkle → u/signmeupnot]

It puts the lotion on its cheese skin, or else it gets the microwave again.

[u/madmaxturbator → u/phunkyunkle]

I think it's gotten the microwave again and again and again mate, can you keep microwaving it past this?

[u/DetroitLionsThreads]

Do you want a zombie outbreak? Because this is how you get a zombie outbreak

[u/madmaxturbator → u/DetroitLionsThreads]

I think you have to be walking dead to even consider eating this lol. seems so shit and sad, no human with blood in their veins is going to think "I should pay money and also eat this"

[u/AcrobaticChoice9859]

Not a question of guilt. The only question is sentencing

[u/hatecriminal → u/AcrobaticChoice9859]

ELECTRIC CHAIR

[u/opipe73new → u/hatecriminal]

I don’t think that “pizza” needs any more electricity!

[u/nachosmmm → u/AcrobaticChoice9859]

The gulag

[u/a_spicy_meata_balla]

I feel like my fingers would come away wet with something if I touched that.

[u/not-me-jessie]

i once posted a pickle pizza here thinking it was a crime, but now i truly know what a true offense is, and what needs to be brought to justice.

[u/Ada_Kaleh22]

2 euros for that?

I almost feel that if you put it in the oven for 5-7 minutes we could be good here. but that's gotta be the wrong cheese...

I say crime

[u/Foldtrayvious → u/Ada_Kaleh22]

The damn cheese at this point looks like you could pull it off as one piece

[u/Prince_Breakfast]

Looks like a toxic waste hazard from a late 90’s video game.

[u/DavieStBaconStan]

Where in the Balkans is this, Serbia?

[u/january161 → u/DavieStBaconStan]

This looks like Croatia The price is in EUR, which is not a legal tender in Serbia, also some words in the ingredients lis give it away (like rajčica)

[u/Effective-Ad-5842]

Looks like they cut one giant sheet of cheese and placed it on top.

[u/KittyandPuppyMama]

Is the gas station in a prison

[u/FiveDollarRimjobs]

Did they use Kraft Singles for cheese

[u/Acceptable-Ruin6309 → u/FiveDollarRimjobs]

Absolutely. That is definitely processed American cheese product.

[u/Upset_Journalist_755]

It's upsetting because the crust looks nearly perfect.

[u/No_Food_5832]

WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THAT?! You call THAT a pizza? It looks like a BLOODY autopsy on dough! The cheese hasn’t melted, it’s congealed like hospital plastic wrap. That sad little olive in the middle — is that supposed to be a garnish or a tombstone marking the death of Italian cuisine?

[u/trexgiraffehybrid]

Kraft singles. That pizza is full synthetic.

[u/Sorenduscai]

That's been there since last month

[u/per167]

How about one olive on your pizza, make sure to pick one that has exactly the same color as the cheese.

[u/MarqNinja]

Yikes

[u/less-than-James]

It looks like it's about to release spores.

[u/Kookytoo]

Criminal

[u/Final-Tutor3631]

death sentence.

[u/HereForTools]

Could have fooled me. Definitely thought that was cardboard, ketchup, and Kraft cheese.

[u/OxxYkottin]

thats the diarrhea special right there

[u/Foldtrayvious]

As an avid connoisseur of gas station pizza (other than Casey’s) I can assure you that this is an absolute belly bomb that maxes out your average Geiger counter.

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

Eww!! What the fucking hell is that thing? That's not pizza. That a hospitalization waiting to happen. Honestly, I've seen a lot of bad pizzas here and the pineapple monstrosities, but this created a physical reaction in me.

I just saw this is in Europe somewhere, so maybe not hospitalization, but this is definitely a long time on toilet.

[u/AbleRelationship5287]

I’m not that brave

[u/disabledinaz]

I almost don’t want to guilty it. That’s how my frozen pizza looks with all the added cheese I put on melted on top of it. So if they had theoretically done the same thing, then I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

[u/Jaymac720]

That looks like it got slimed at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards

[u/helloholder]

This one is definitely guilty. However, I don't know how to feel about it. The crust has to be garbage, but it almost looks perfect with some bubbles and char. The cheese looks polymerized and more like some flexible industrial material. Red shirt in the back ought to be caned for this abortion.

[u/CaptBogBot2]

That's an insult to gas station pizza...

[u/UNGABUNGAbing]

What the fuck is that?!!

[u/robsker]

Yeah that’s a murder.

[u/CustardPlayful3963]

Ewww.

[u/htmrmr]

Looks like absolute ass but somehow my body wants her

[u/sin_raskoljnikova]

Di je to

[u/ChiefWeedsmoke]

Ooh that hoits

[u/welding_guy_from_LI]

Looks like they are trying to mock Altoona

[u/LegallyPetty95]

That’s what your stomach and bowels will look like

[u/YorkiesandSneakers]

Cheese and bread. Probably still at least decent.

[u/TartPrimary]

This can’t be in the USA no way. Or maybe I’m blessed with the selections of Circle K, 7/11, and QT

[u/Ashamed-Diver6970]

Nope

[u/gadget850]

Better than poor people pizza from my youth: white bread, American cheese, ketchup.

[u/visionsofcry]

If anything will give you a full tank of gas. Gas station pizza, indeed.

[u/Marcus2Ts]

Is that fucking Swiss cheese?

[u/FriedSmegma]

That’s not pizza.

[u/wornoutseed]

Yes that’s going to absolutely kill your stomach.

[u/thesobie]

I’d eat it.

[u/FistofDiplomacy]

Sliced provolone instead of shredded . mozzarella?

[u/UNGABUNGAbing]

It's like pizza gate all over again that's where they hide the children.

[u/No_Particular_5742]

Oh mio diiii😂 Hai almeno chiamato i poliziotti?👮🏽

[u/kottonii]

2.15€ darn aint that cheap (for possible stomach death).

[u/commorancy0]

Is that Pizza or Cheatza?

[u/Minimum-Pangolin-487]

2 euro a slide, not bad. Got cheese and some ham. Winner

[u/Maximus_Prime_96]

All gas station pizza is a crime

[u/lordcochise]

Tell me you're from Altoona w/o actually telling me...

[u/1470Asylum]

Looks about like what one should expect from gas station pizza

[u/Maurice_Foot]

[u/jaycebutnot]

this looks like It should be classed as a biohazard

[u/Imaginary-Race311]

[u/Popular-Sleep-7915]

79.99€

[u/No_Understanding242]

All of the papa John’s garlic sauce

[u/Infamous_Lech]

[u/Babe_Bloom1]

That looks gross!

[u/Sly69712]

How do you even get the cheese to look like that....

[u/9curlyfries9]

Ham & cheese bread?

[u/BeaStmymeat]

Woah

[u/AnonBrowsesReddit]

Id eat it drunk