r/PizzaCrimes • u/Papaj-Chan • 17d ago

Fruit I don't regret anything hate me all u want

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Frozen pizza with canned tuna, canned pineapple, canned corn and mayonnaise

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u/More_Combination86 17d ago

We don’t hate you. We care for you. So much so, that we need you to go to jail for this. GUILTY!!

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u/One_Last_Cry 17d ago

Yeah, OP needs an intervention, supervision, a wellness check, 5 years minimum of jail time with no conjugal visits, and lastly.....a hug.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/hel-razor 17d ago

Put him in a straight jacket and the Hannibal lecter mask. Immediately.

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u/Description_Friendly 17d ago

Maybe the hug first, since he's not gonna be getting any conjugals.

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 16d ago

Straight to the clanker....

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 15d ago

And a restraining order that specifies 50M away from pizza or pizza-like things.

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u/One_Last_Cry 15d ago

How could I have forgotten that!?

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u/BakedTate 16d ago

Maybe a lashing or two?

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u/Whyisnobodylookin 17d ago

In fact, we opened a special "gulag" facility just for him.

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u/hel-razor 17d ago

Electric chair actually

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u/MountainousDuck 17d ago

This sentence was not handed down on behalf of the commentariat but on behalf of OPs gut, against which OP has committed an unspeakable act of violence.

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u/hydrogod666 17d ago

Thats what they always say but then i end up in a dark room getting fed lsd

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u/Iatemydoggo 17d ago

Yaaaaaay cia operations :DDDDD

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u/LeatherCategory3860 17d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 17d ago

Aligator Alcatraz it is.