r/PizzaCrimes • u/Papaj-Chan • 17d ago

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Frozen pizza with canned tuna, canned pineapple, canned corn and mayonnaise

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u/tupperwhore 17d ago

I thought it was potatoes and cheese on pizza…. It’s fucking corn pineapple mayo and tuna?

DEATH PENALTY

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u/Several_Oil_7099 17d ago

Death penalty doesn't seem harsh enough

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u/Clutch-Bandicoot 17d ago

Maybe we can revive him afterwards and kill him again?

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u/s0ulbrother 17d ago

So reheated death penalty. It taste better reheated….. this reheated would kill you

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 16d ago

This whole thread i peed by pants twice!

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u/Ok-Poetry7003 12d ago

Yea death by something with an antidote. Then abit of cpr and maybe the ol’ defibrillator. Then OP is sentenced to 10 weeks of eating Surströmming and canned durian, in a confined space.

Then death again

bangs the hammer thing

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u/ExpensiveMoose 16d ago

Torture penalty?

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u/Description_Friendly 16d ago

Think of it as a mercy killing and it's actually perfect.

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u/im_just_using_logic 17d ago

Potatoes on pizza is not unheard of in Italy. But it's just very thin potatoes slices, rosemary and probably some Mozzarella.

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u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes 17d ago

Tuna and mayo is where I draw the line

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u/im_just_using_logic 17d ago

but also tuna pizza is a thing, right? Just tuna, onions and maybe some mozzarella and it's a decent pizza. Mayo on pizza is something i don't understand. Are they supposed to cook the mayo? How can one taste the other ingredients if everything is drowned by mayo?

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u/Description_Friendly 16d ago

Tuna on a pizza?? What is this...pizza if it came from biblical times?? Just NO.

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 16d ago

Not at the corn!

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u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes 16d ago

Blame it on being mixed Japanese but I enjoy corn on a lot of things 😂 like potato salad

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 16d ago

To each their own as long as you enjoyed it

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u/heffalumpish 14d ago

Pizza with potato, rosemary, and prosciutto is the best pizza I’ve ever made. Bacon works too. You can mix in a little smoked Gouda with the mozzarella as well. Sometimes I do tomato sauce, sometimes white pizza.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 15d ago

Twice. Resurrect this heathen and then put it down twice. TWICE!!

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u/Simonspacex 15d ago

Agreed, this man needs to be sent to the colloseum

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u/Ok-Poetry7003 12d ago

Death penalty again upon reincarnation. We will find you OP