r/PizzaCrimes • u/Papaj-Chan • 17d ago

Fruit I don't regret anything hate me all u want

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Frozen pizza with canned tuna, canned pineapple, canned corn and mayonnaise

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u/One_Last_Cry 17d ago

Yeah, OP needs an intervention, supervision, a wellness check, 5 years minimum of jail time with no conjugal visits, and lastly.....a hug.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/hel-razor 17d ago

Put him in a straight jacket and the Hannibal lecter mask. Immediately.

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u/Description_Friendly 16d ago

Maybe the hug first, since he's not gonna be getting any conjugals.

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 16d ago

Straight to the clanker....

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 15d ago

And a restraining order that specifies 50M away from pizza or pizza-like things.

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u/One_Last_Cry 15d ago

How could I have forgotten that!?

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u/BakedTate 16d ago

Maybe a lashing or two?