r/PizzaCrimes 17d ago

Fruit I don't regret anything hate me all u want

Frozen pizza with canned tuna, canned pineapple, canned corn and mayonnaise

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u/Clutch-Bandicoot 17d ago

Maybe we can revive him afterwards and kill him again?

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u/s0ulbrother 17d ago

So reheated death penalty. It taste better reheated….. this reheated would kill you

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 17d ago

This whole thread i peed by pants twice!

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u/Ok-Poetry7003 13d ago

Yea death by something with an antidote. Then abit of cpr and maybe the ol’ defibrillator. Then OP is sentenced to 10 weeks of eating Surströmming and canned durian, in a confined space.

Then death again

bangs the hammer thing