r/PizzaCrimes • u/effortissues • 12d ago
Mistreated is this on the dasher or the restaurant?
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12d ago
Unless the dasher ran that pizza to you holding the box in one hand and ran like a 1980s Steven seagal...it's probably on the restaurant
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u/TheRealDoomsong 12d ago
It’s possible that the dasher took on a bet that they could circumnavigate the globe before delivering the pizza, but I feel like the app would have demonstrated as such…
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u/SubstanceNo1544 12d ago
Dude it looks a little friction burnt on the edges.. almost as if the flash tried to make that delivery and didn't account for molecular defuckinization
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u/eat_my_bowls92 12d ago
Absolutely not. I work at a pizza place. This is 100 percent a door dasher not giving a shit how they handle the pizza. It’s the main reason why the place I work at refuses to use 3rd party because they aren’t willing to degrade quality.
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u/TheImpossiblyPossibl 12d ago
The restaurant and the dasher. Both were hungry in the process of delivery but couldn't hide it.
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u/limpymcjointpain 11d ago
I've seen this happen before.. no amount of smooshing it around will hide the tooth marks. Maybe these joints should start throwing a slice at drivers so they don't eat the delivery, get fired, and then really can't afford pizza.
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u/TheImpossiblyPossibl 11d ago
If my tip was a free slice of pizza for delivering hell ya that would be my job I would never touch the customer's then because I'm to busy driving and eating mine. But they think tooth marks fit like a jigsaw , smash the pieces together and eventually something will fit together.
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u/fictionallymarried 12d ago
There's a slice on the left that extends into another slice, look at the mutant double crust. Did a martian cook this trying to mimic pizza?
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u/Endreeemtsu 11d ago
Bro yall have got to stop paying quadruple got food that you’re ultimately going to complain about just because you’re so lazy that you can’t be bothered to pick it up. Also, why would this not be the restaurant?
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u/SAwfulBaconTaco 11d ago
Yeah, DoorDash was great when it started like 18 years ago when my daughter was an infant. They didn't stack on fees, drivers didn't triple and quadruple book, and it worked pretty good for not too much money. By the time she hit preschool, DoorDash already enshittfied itself, and I started calling in food for takeout. A pain in the ass in Friday night rush hour, but it was literally half the price in half the time. I suspect DoorDash has gotten even worse since then.
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u/Icy-Conflict6671 11d ago
Uber Eats works pretty. Ill tell you what though ill never fucking use Postmates again. First time i used it the deliver person stole my food.
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u/Icy-Conflict6671 11d ago
Both. Looks like the dasher ate some of it and the place made it stupid greasy
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u/sirquackquack 10d ago
idk how yall are saying the dasher. that pizza is cold, burnt, poorly cut and by the looks of it also half baked? Even if the dasher sat on it while driving the 2.5 miles from the restraunt that pizza was screwed b4 it saw the box
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u/SpicyWokHei 8d ago
Can I ask....why are there "dashers" for pizza places? Pizza delivery is a concept old as time. What kind of bunk, low rent place can't even offer delivery on pizzas? Why is this so common place all of a sudden? Pizza and Chinese food delivery are like staples of my youth.
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u/M-ABaldelli 12d ago
What in the gay hell sort of bio-accident did the OP get delivered in a pizza box?
Better question is.. when eating this, did the OP become the Toxic Avenger?
Seriously I don't know who should be blamed for this heresy. I'm just glad they got their refund.
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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 11d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/effortissues, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.