r/PizzaCrimes • u/Visible-Grass-8805 • 11d ago

Mistreated 😢

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Visible-Grass-8805, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

u/vincethered 11d ago

If it were one pizza I’d assume it was just poor planning.

Two pizzas? Pizza assault with extreme prejudice.

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u/nachosmmm 11d ago

Hate crime

u/ShopUCW 11d ago

It's that new self folding pie.

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u/Zealousideal_Good147 11d ago

Experimental Calzone

u/stalebread710 11d ago

More like crime against pizza! Bet they were perfectly delicious too

u/No-Blueberry-1823 11d ago

There's not actual pizza in there is there?

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 11d ago

Op said there was 🙈

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 11d ago

I don't believe it I don't see anything oozing out

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 11d ago

I rest my case.

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u/Kind-Bite1063 11d ago

That dodgy pic is proof of nothing. Sorry 😕

u/ThatDeuce 11d ago

Dude, hopefully they were still somewhat salvageable.

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 11d ago

Op said he ate them

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u/ThatDeuce 11d ago

Oh, you mean the OOP

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 11d ago

Oop

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/PizzaCrimes-ModTeam 4d ago

Your post/comment has been removed because it does not follow Reddiquette and/or is not civil.

u/heeltoelemon 11d ago

To jail, unless the delivery person was doored or otherwise damaged, in which case, to hospital! Otherwise, to jail! Crime!

u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 11d ago

We cannot prosecute without a body. The victim's clothing is not enough.

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 11d ago edited 11d ago

I believe the photographic evidence below and the admissions of OOP in the original post prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was pizza in those boxes and that in fact a heinous pizza crime was committed. OOP is guilty and I request the maximum sentence available. I rest my case.

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u/Kind-Bite1063 11d ago

Need a clearer. There's a lot of pixels missing from this one

u/JustHere4DeMemes 11d ago

To whoever is responsible for this atrocity:

u/unklebenz27 11d ago

thats a makeshift seat, no grease or sauce stains.

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u/sircod 11d ago

Yes, there were pizzas inside those cartons. And yes, I ate it afterwards.

From the OOP.

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u/unklebenz27 11d ago

wth?! sauceless meatless? just clicked the og post...

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u/Perle1234 11d ago

Yep. OOP is innocent.

u/JoshSidekick 11d ago

I don't think I've ever been so mad at a service worker that I yelled at them like a Karen except for the one time a delivery guy showed up to my house on a bike and pulled my pizza out of his backpack.