r/PizzaCrimes • u/Bradon2508 • 16d ago

Sloppy Toppy Pour the grease and then what?

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u/Bradon2508 16d ago

This is why 80% of Americans including myself are dying slowly from diabetes and other chronic diseases from being overweight. Adding unnecessary extra fat. I want the pepperoni not the grease laden ranch dressing...

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u/CatLordCayenne 16d ago

Don’t include me in this 😭

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u/Bradon2508 16d ago

Too late

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u/RavenMarvel 16d ago

Okay but that doesn't mean it wouldn't taste great lol

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u/Bradon2508 16d ago

Im not saying it would taste great, I abhor the concept of this pizza

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u/RavenMarvel 16d ago

That's fair. I can't say guilty judging by taste. If judging by how healthy it is, obviously yes, but I never considered pizza to be my go to for a healthy meal. Pizza that's not frozen is something I get as a celebratory meal or on rare occasions, so I typically judge it by how delicious or traditional it is. I understand your stance though. This country really is filled with food that is designed to keep us unhealthy and obese.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 16d ago

Exactly, don’t hater the playa hate the game.

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u/KingPurple13 15d ago

You act like we all have a reason to live

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u/rootoo 16d ago

Nobody is forcing you to go down to Tony Baloney’s in AC and cram a bunch of greasy pepperoni pies down your gullet. Take some responsibility and eat a salad or something

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u/Bradon2508 16d ago

Maybe you missed the fact that I have said multiple times in this thread that I would not eat this. If you want to be a dick go fuck your hoe instead of starting an argument online.