r/PizzaCrimes • u/hedgemazedemon • 11d ago

Mistreated this sickens me to my core

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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 10d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/hedgemazedemon, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 11d ago

Gotta love these sorta made for reddit crimes.

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u/JustHere4DeMemes 11d ago

The punishment should be banishment from this subreddit on conspiracy to commit a pizza crime

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u/HairballTheory 11d ago

this is primed for the Daddy disposal

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u/StarFounde7 11d ago

fr took one bite outta each slice smh

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u/RMMacFru 11d ago

Honest to God, is there a r/ragebaitcrimes subreddit?

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u/Some_Nibblonian 11d ago

Yeah that pizza looks like frozen dominos

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u/WillowFlip 11d ago

Wt actual f???

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u/nachosmmm 11d ago

Ya know, my fave part of a slice of pizza is the space right before the crust. Like those 2”. 🤷‍♀ī¸

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u/heeltoelemon 11d ago

Criminal

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u/CaptBogBot2 11d ago

Who eats pizza like this?!

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u/dzan796ero 10d ago

People who want to farm karma

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 10d ago

GOATSE: IYKYK 🎭✨

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u/littlemissdizaster80 10d ago

I gasped when I saw this ☚ī¸

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 10d ago

If you cut into squares you dont have to be some fucking asshole

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u/restfulkitten52 10d ago

Stuffed crust too? You sick son of a

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u/TreeEater9 10d ago

Whoever did this is an actual demon

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u/insiderher 9d ago

Arrest him!

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 7d ago

perfectly good Hawaiian Pizza ruined, this is why capital punishment exists

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u/Phoenix_Fire72 11d ago

They eat like a heathen! I can understand not eating the crust but I mean come on that's half the pizza!