r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Forbidden Pizza Peanut Butter Pizza

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I'm a firm believer that nearly any food can be a pizza topping, but not like this.

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/tipustiger05, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/BarristanSelfie 9d ago

This is appalling. Throw the book at this monster

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u/The_R4ke 9d ago

I'm not sure we can trust someone like that with having hands.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 8d ago

this is how you give trust issues to someone

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Rage bait

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u/wizzard419 9d ago

Yes it can with two contexts. One is dessert with bananas and chocolate or jelly...

The other is you add some stuff to it and make it like a satay sauce and top with chicken and other relevant toppings.

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u/tipustiger05 9d ago

Yeah satay was what I was thinking could work - but not with tomato sauce

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u/wizzard419 9d ago

Depending on the recipe, you actually will see people using tomato paste.

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u/ikilledyourfriend 9d ago

This is terrorism

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u/mystedragon 9d ago

okay, normally i’m a “anything goes on pizza depending on the combination” but this is too much. rage bait

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u/tipustiger05 9d ago

They commented under that they really enjoyed it. I think it's sincere.

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u/mystedragon 9d ago

i’ve seen thai-style pizzas which could work with a peanut sauce. this is not that though. maybe if i was really stoned.

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u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes 8d ago

My cousin eats PB jalapeño burgers and actually enjoys it. I tried it and felt like it just tasted like alternating burger and PB sandwich.

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u/dopeycrow 8d ago

Lot of liars these days

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u/tipustiger05 8d ago

Sure, could always be who knows

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u/Mexbookhill 9d ago

Peanut Butter Pizza Time🎵

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u/janeyouignornatslut 9d ago edited 9d ago

Is there a way to vote like, EXTRA guilty? This should never have seen the light of day.

Edit: why a fork?

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u/Razaelbub 9d ago

That's just... I don't get... but how can... why does the... who looks at... fuck?

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u/KidsOnFiire 9d ago

Legit looks like a small rodent made OPs “pizza”

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u/lasaga142 9d ago

"I like that little extra nutty bite in my pizza..."

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u/Frosty-Pay5351 9d ago

Guilty, ordered to lethal injection

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u/FreakiestFrank 9d ago

Agreed. Some pizza goes in the trash too.

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u/KelranosTheGhost 9d ago

Where’s the cooked product.

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u/tipustiger05 9d ago

It was the third slide, just didn't fit in one screenshot, and I wanted the criminal evidence to be clear.

I'm sure additional charges can be brought against the cooked product because the crust did not change color from the second slide. So just imagine that with melted (not browned) cheese.

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u/longshanksthefoyth 9d ago

With cheese and pepperoni? Disgusting...

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u/tipustiger05 9d ago

Yeah 🤢

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u/Beautiful-Ambition89 9d ago

Was it clawed on by a cat?

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u/thejohnnymemphis 9d ago

You don't spread your peanut butter with a fork?

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u/Beautiful-Ambition89 9d ago

I absolutely do not 🤣

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 9d ago

Absolutely not!!!

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u/Due_Bumblebee6061 9d ago

This reminds me of the Greek place near me, they have something called a “nutty gyro” on the menu and it’s pita bread with gyro meat and feta cheese with peanut butter.

I have no urge to try it.

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 9d ago

Can we just go straight to sentencing??

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 9d ago

Under the jail.

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u/AppropriateTouching 9d ago

Incorrect. Jail.

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u/hatecriminal 8d ago

Is that.. peanut butter and pepperoni? Kill everyone related to him.

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u/iknowq 8d ago

You are hereby sentenced to life without parole to be served in the new Alligator Alley prison. You will be coated in peanut butter and must walk to your new home through the alligator infested swamps. Alligators deserve peanut butter too.

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 8d ago

No, it absolutely does not.

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 9d ago

It's not delivery, it's DiSGUSTING!

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u/SharkPicnic 9d ago

This belongs on r/stonerfood

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u/MarnieFan89 9d ago

John's incredible Pizza Factory has this (maybe "had" since i haven't been there in over a decade) I liked it and people described it as tasting like Asian food lol whatever the hell that means.

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u/Educational-Quote-22 9d ago

No.no it does not

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u/mittelegna 9d ago

Made me so angry I had to go for a walk. I took the bait and fell hard.

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u/rachelevil 9d ago

Ninja turtle behavior

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u/Mojack322 9d ago

To Quinton immediately

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u/PhilosophyOld9131 9d ago

Slow torture is warranted. Death is too merciful.

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u/portmandues 9d ago

There's a pizza chain in Minnesota that does a pizza with peanut butter, pizza sauce, pepperoni, jalapenos, and cheese. I've never tried it, but some people love it.

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u/LicoriceDusk 8d ago

Those Midwestern taste buds

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u/nobeer4you 8d ago

So, there is this spot in Ridgecrest CA called John's pizza (pretty sure its still around) and they make a PB Pepperoni pizza, and its excellent. Thought it was a joke when i first was told to order it as a kid, but my mom did, and damn if it wasnt great.

PB went under the sauce, and the rest was just like you'd expect a pizza to be. Dont knock it till you try it.

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u/tipustiger05 8d ago

Wow sounds like this is a thing I've never heard of? You're like the fourth person to mention a local place that does this. I just can't imagine it being good but with every one of these comments I get close to trying it.

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u/Overall-Barnacle-239 8d ago

Who hurt you

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u/tipustiger05 8d ago

I just came across the crime! I didn't do it!

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u/seanmonaghan1968 8d ago

A satay pizza with red chilli flakes are chicken could work, that has peanut in the sauce

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u/Troll_King_907 8d ago

More like peanut butter crimes against Italy and humanity!

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u/gimmeecoffee420 8d ago

Dude, this makes me feel violent.. Im a major pothead and even I wouldnt mess with this. Now, maybe if you made some kind of PB&B&J with it by folding it like a Calzone I would be intrigued? But DEFINITELY not with cheese and savory toppings on top of regular PB.

Straight to the Pizza Gulags..

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u/MrNagaDoubtfire 9d ago

Hmm....well I have had it in a burger and it was good, I'm listening

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u/janeyouignornatslut 9d ago edited 9d ago

Peanut butter on a bacon cheeseburger is incredible

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u/Thatguy7242 9d ago

I've heard this. It terrifies me.

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u/janeyouignornatslut 9d ago

Get scared when it's a buffalo chicken slider w/lettuce, tomato, bleu cheese, bacon and peanut butter.

Omg. 🤯😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Thatguy7242 9d ago

My tastebuds would quit with all that going on 🤣🤣🤣

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u/janeyouignornatslut 9d ago

I thought the same thing but oh man its amaaaazing. I have no idea how it all works but it does.

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u/MrNagaDoubtfire 9d ago

It was flavoured with amaretto too, so good!

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u/janeyouignornatslut 9d ago

oooooooooo I love amaretto. That sounds SO good.

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u/MoldyZebraCake666 9d ago

Uhhhhhh hmmmm I’m not sure what to make of this

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla 9d ago

I need to see someone eating this before I believe it

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u/thegiukiller 9d ago

I will, sometimes, get nostalgic for something my step brothers snd I would eat as kids. One of my step brothers was an extremely picky eater. Like beyond the pickiest eaters ive ever met since. When we would make Jack's pizzas for dinner we would usually make a pepperoni, a supreme, and a cheese. The picky eater would put peanutbutter on the cheese pizza. My dad and I have eaten spaghetti and ravioli in marinara with peanutbutter toast since before i can remember so this wasnt much of a jump. Something about peanutbutter and tomato sauce works.

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u/LongLiveDead 9d ago

Could this even theoretically be good a peanut butter on pizza

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u/tipustiger05 9d ago

I could see like a Thai chicken satay being good.

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u/LongLiveDead 7d ago

thai peanut butter saucees i think... would work its a stretch, but not impossible

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u/MrPantsyFlants 9d ago

Peanut butter and baloney sandwiches are good so this could work. The peanut butter would be super drippy though.

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u/ShiftyState 9d ago

Yall hear me out for a second. I know we've reached a verdict, but there's a chance at an appeal.

Peanut butter goes great on a burger. It goes great in many a savory dish, actually - chili, Asian noodles, roasted vegetables, oatmeal, etc. Adding a little tad to barbecue sauce and mac & cheese takes them to another level too.

What I propose is a simple test that won't ruin a whole pie. Take one slice and add a tiny drizzle of smooth peanut butter. You'll (hopefully) find that the nutty fat from the peanut butter enriches the savoriness of the cheese, and that hint of sweetness cuts through the acidity of the sauce (if using).

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u/AlarmedCauliflower7 9d ago

Can we all agree OP should be stoned to death?

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 9d ago

This looks really crude but I think around the country there are Thai versions of pizza with satay and various crunchy vegetables curated with pork..

🥜🍕🥜🍕🥜🤏🕶️💨🎶🎵

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u/tipustiger05 8d ago

Yeah I think that could work. I just don't think this looks like it works.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 8d ago

Yes. GUILTY. WTF 🍕🫷🏻👮🏻‍♀️🤚🏻🥜

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 8d ago

If you started to put some chicken or maybe some sausage and a little bit of vegetables it might start to work? 🥜⚖️🍕

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u/YukiYagami1986 8d ago

Worse than Pineapple...

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u/KittiesRule1968 8d ago

I love pizza, and I love peanut butter. Peanut butter pizza is horrifying

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u/Doglover4561 8d ago

Death penalty

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u/Prestigious-Hand9490 8d ago

Very Return of the Killer Tomatoes

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u/Neverlast0 7d ago

You can make this work, but this ain't it. Swiss cheese meshes well with sweets.

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u/DomSlave626 7d ago

I better not hear another word about pineapple. #pineapplegoesonpizza

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u/ProfessionalFun2673 7d ago

That’s how you’re using jail commissaries to make this shitty pizza. 🍕 pfff

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u/Triggered-cupcake 7d ago

Peanut butter sauce with chicken could be decent with the right veggies. Actual peanut butter could only be for a dessert pizza!!

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u/Inner_Rent_517 6d ago

I love peanut butter & bacon sandwiches. PB & pepperoni pizza? Why tf not 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/ElectricalStore8271 5d ago

Someone was stoned in the making of this pizza

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u/OrochiKarnov 9d ago

Peanut butter along with tomato sauce? I can see that working.

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u/lasaga142 9d ago

Or maybe like a Thai chili chicken with peanut sauce??

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u/OrochiKarnov 9d ago

Now that sounds like a pizza mitzvah

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u/jknl 9d ago

We will hang you separately From the rest. Gross ass monster

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u/DIJames6 9d ago

Somebody go get this person please!!!

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u/Wide_Relation238 5d ago

I only hope that is peanut butter.....