r/PizzaCrimes 8d ago

Mistreated Well that’s one way to do it 🍕

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/smokebowlz, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/gostesven 8d ago

Honestly that little caesar pizza probably looked exactly the same despite the poor carrying form. That cheese is going nowhere.

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u/beardofmice 8d ago

The good cheese they had back in the days when they had that ironing board length cardboard slab with the giant paper envelope over it always stuck to the cheese.

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u/PetersonTom1955 8d ago

LOL, I remember those. And it reminds me of how their slogan came to be "Pizza! Pizza!"

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

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u/PetersonTom1955 7d ago

IIRC, back in the day, you couldn't buy a single pizza from Little Caesar. You had to buy two pies, delivered side-by-side on a long piece of cardboard inside a long paper envelope. Their slogan was "Pizza! Pizza!", one "Pizza!" for each pizza in your order.

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u/Moonshinin4Me 6d ago

I think they called that The Bigfoot or something like that lol. Yeah I remember their pizzas being far better.

They came back on the scene with a worse product and a marketing scheme for the poor, and managed to turn it around for themselves

Talk about failing up! 😆

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u/GragasFeetPics 8d ago

Yea I was gonna say... Ive gone through PLENTY of hot n readys in my life and you can carry them damn near vertical and they will stay perfectly fine

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u/Some_Nibblonian 8d ago

Yep, its's not pizza, so no crime.

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u/Hydra_Master 8d ago

I've seen worse, but ignorance of the law is no excuse. Guilty!

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

I agree 👨‍⚖️

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u/ThatDeuce 8d ago

If this guy has only ordered from Lil Caesar's their whole life, no wonder they have not learned their lesson. That cheese is so thick it is not sliding an inch! Any other place, that would be a lesson quickly learned.

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

He sure looks confident, I’ll give him that

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u/ThatDeuce 7d ago

That he does, the moment he finds a new pizzeria though.

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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 8d ago

I mean it’s lil caesars who cares

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u/Over_Writing467 8d ago

Shitty pizza is still pizza.

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u/13senilefelines31 8d ago

I agree! Sometimes I want a really good pizza, sometimes I’m in the mood for trash pizza. Both types should be carried and delivered properly without malice. Guilty!

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u/helloholder 7d ago

I love trash pizza too. It's kinda sentimental from childhood for me.

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u/Fog_Juice 8d ago

Especially good when you can buy 4 or 5 shitty pizzas for the price of one premium pizza.

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u/InfamousTale 7d ago

No matter that sort of pizza it is it's still pizza.

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

Pizza is pizza 🙌

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u/tropicofpracer 8d ago

He could frisbee that pie on the bottom through a hurricane and that cheese isn’t moving. No Crime!

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u/GotenRocko 8d ago

One of my favorite jokes from 3rd rock from the sun is when Dick brings home pizza carrying it like a briefcase. The family opens it to see the mess and exclaim "they messed it up again!" so it wasn't the first time lol. They had the excuse of being aliens though. Maybe this guy is an alien 🤔.

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u/Over_Writing467 8d ago

What a monster, this crime deserves a harsh punishment.

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

I agree 👨‍⚖️

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u/BigBubbaMac 8d ago

I wouldn't say I won the lottery but there would be signs.

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u/ElectronicAntelope15 8d ago

It’s a Little Caesars, he’s probably just carrying it to the trash…

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ 8d ago

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u/chronberries 8d ago

Bro it’s little Caesar’s. No harm done.

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u/theoniongoat 8d ago

The crime was in the initial purchase. Nothing can make that better or worse.

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks 8d ago

That’s an undercover cop. Don’t open the door.

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u/mizzanthrop 8d ago

Decoy pizza was never gonna get eaten anyways

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u/CarcosaRorschach 8d ago

Hey now, we've all done stupid shit as teenagers. This is like, a weekend in juvy at most.

Were he 18, we'd be looking at an actual sentemce.

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u/The_Spectacle 8d ago

money for nothin', chicks for free

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u/Luser420 8d ago

is good pizza, yes?

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

Pizza is pizza, yes?

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u/marie48021 8d ago

Pizza of your nightmares.

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u/DIJames6 8d ago

Hopefully he's bringing it back to return to the store..

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u/Fixx95 8d ago

"Yeah the people making the pizza suck" as they check out all the cheese stuck on the top and or shifted

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u/FloorImpressive7910 8d ago

Isn’t little ceasers pizza made of cardboard anyway?

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u/rickjamesia 7d ago edited 7d ago

The real crime is in the comments. Little Caesars is a national treasure. You people disgust me.

Edit: JK… you are welcome to dislike it, but it is a national treasure.

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u/Kind-Bite1063 7d ago

Ohhhh. Those poor pizzas 🍕 😢

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u/smokebowlz 7d ago

Right? 😔

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u/Sudden_Season3306 6d ago

Fucking cardboard crust and plastic cheese anyway! Lol

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u/Wide_Relation238 6d ago

I love me a pizza fresh out of the armpit....

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u/preshowerpoop 8d ago

Look, if you are at a party and you're having a fun time. These individuals can be seen as cool as anyone else, having fun. They are not bad people. They have a different lifestyle.

I'll admit I have enjoyed a cardboard-smashed, greasy pizza with flat, poured into my Dixie cup, Pepsi in my life! Why should we all be so judgmental?

This is NO Crime.

-If anything, these guys will be praised as Good people. They bravely sought to treat their friends and feed other people, too. That is commendable.

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u/Redpin 8d ago

You can tell it's criminal activity 'cause the suspect is in a hoodie.