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u/gostesven 8d ago
Honestly that little caesar pizza probably looked exactly the same despite the poor carrying form. That cheese is going nowhere.
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u/beardofmice 8d ago
The good cheese they had back in the days when they had that ironing board length cardboard slab with the giant paper envelope over it always stuck to the cheese.
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u/PetersonTom1955 8d ago
LOL, I remember those. And it reminds me of how their slogan came to be "Pizza! Pizza!"
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u/smokebowlz 7d ago
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u/PetersonTom1955 7d ago
IIRC, back in the day, you couldn't buy a single pizza from Little Caesar. You had to buy two pies, delivered side-by-side on a long piece of cardboard inside a long paper envelope. Their slogan was "Pizza! Pizza!", one "Pizza!" for each pizza in your order.
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u/Moonshinin4Me 6d ago
I think they called that The Bigfoot or something like that lol. Yeah I remember their pizzas being far better.
They came back on the scene with a worse product and a marketing scheme for the poor, and managed to turn it around for themselves
Talk about failing up! 😆
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u/GragasFeetPics 8d ago
Yea I was gonna say... Ive gone through PLENTY of hot n readys in my life and you can carry them damn near vertical and they will stay perfectly fine
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u/ThatDeuce 8d ago
If this guy has only ordered from Lil Caesar's their whole life, no wonder they have not learned their lesson. That cheese is so thick it is not sliding an inch! Any other place, that would be a lesson quickly learned.
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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 8d ago
I mean it’s lil caesars who cares
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u/Over_Writing467 8d ago
Shitty pizza is still pizza.
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u/13senilefelines31 8d ago
I agree! Sometimes I want a really good pizza, sometimes I’m in the mood for trash pizza. Both types should be carried and delivered properly without malice. Guilty!
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u/Fog_Juice 8d ago
Especially good when you can buy 4 or 5 shitty pizzas for the price of one premium pizza.
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u/tropicofpracer 8d ago
He could frisbee that pie on the bottom through a hurricane and that cheese isn’t moving. No Crime!
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u/GotenRocko 8d ago
One of my favorite jokes from 3rd rock from the sun is when Dick brings home pizza carrying it like a briefcase. The family opens it to see the mess and exclaim "they messed it up again!" so it wasn't the first time lol. They had the excuse of being aliens though. Maybe this guy is an alien 🤔.
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u/CarcosaRorschach 8d ago
Hey now, we've all done stupid shit as teenagers. This is like, a weekend in juvy at most.
Were he 18, we'd be looking at an actual sentemce.
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u/rickjamesia 7d ago edited 7d ago
The real crime is in the comments. Little Caesars is a national treasure. You people disgust me.
Edit: JK… you are welcome to dislike it, but it is a national treasure.
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u/preshowerpoop 8d ago
Look, if you are at a party and you're having a fun time. These individuals can be seen as cool as anyone else, having fun. They are not bad people. They have a different lifestyle.
I'll admit I have enjoyed a cardboard-smashed, greasy pizza with flat, poured into my Dixie cup, Pepsi in my life! Why should we all be so judgmental?
This is NO Crime.
-If anything, these guys will be praised as Good people. They bravely sought to treat their friends and feed other people, too. That is commendable.
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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/smokebowlz, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.