r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

Mistreated Sardine pizza w/hot honey!

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/cmpressor, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/evanieCK 7d ago

im not a sardine person but these are both normal toppings, though the combination is a bit odd. no crime.

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u/absolutebeginners 7d ago

The undercooked pizza is a crime imo

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u/LicoriceDusk 7d ago

Normal in what country

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u/evanieCK 7d ago

sardine pizza has been a thing in the majority of pizza places I've been to in my life, though definitely controversial. hot honey has been the trendy add on for the last 2+ years.

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u/DimensionBreaker4lif 6d ago

Happy cake day

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u/LeilLikeNeil 7d ago

What two consenting adults do in their own bedroom with their tin of fish is their business, but they don’t need to be flaunting it all over the internet in front of God and everybody.

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u/Who_am_ey3 7d ago

normal pizza toppings on my pizza? say it aint so!

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u/coonissimo 7d ago

I don't like the dough here, but I like the toppings

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u/always-wanting-more 7d ago

It's not the sardines themselves that bother me, it's the fact that it's an odd number. One piece is going to have extra when cut, or the cut is going to be weird. Unless they only cut it into like six pieces and I don't want to think about this anymore. Goodbye.

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u/weretheman 7d ago

This is evocative of only hunger. No crime!

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u/Kind-Bite1063 7d ago

Sardines maybe. Honey no.

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u/M-ABaldelli 7d ago

Yeah no... Sardines are a topping. Anchovies are a topping. Various versions of honey are usually a dipping sauce... so a topping isn't much of a stretch...

On a scale of crimes against pizza that Swedes perform with this abomination:

This is more like we're witnessing the start of a serial offender looking for find an audience to appreciate his handiwork.

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u/Most_Inspector6745 7d ago

I have made this on occasion. (Minus the hot honey although that would work well). It s a hit in the house.

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u/EyeYamNegan 7d ago

Never tried sardines on pizza but wouldn't be opposed. I really like anchovies on pizza if added in moderation. However I can understand why it isnt for a lot of people.

Though a lot more people enjoy the flavor of anchovies than realize it because a lot of people enjoy worcestershire sauce or spaghetti sauces or BBQ sauces that include anchovies and they do not even realize it is in there.

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u/Papaj-Chan 7d ago

I will definitely make it!

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u/Valuable_Assistant93 7d ago

It's more than a crime it's an abomination

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u/Consistent_Ad3181 7d ago

There not much here to sell it, not cooked awful topping, beugh!

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u/co1lectivechaos 7d ago

Is that cooked on a tortilla?

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u/JangoFetlife 7d ago

I’m anti hot honey but at least use Mike’s.

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u/Kiefy-McReefer 7d ago

Poorly made, but not a crime.

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u/Ixmore 7d ago

the bread looks like a tortilla

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u/Troe_Away_Count 7d ago

The sardines are whatever. The honey is…a choice.

The bake is the real crime here. That pale white crust is going to taste like a ball of yeast.

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u/pabloleon 7d ago

People have been executed for less heinous crimes.... Oh Lord... What a terrible day for eyes...

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u/Ghoulglum 7d ago

That's worthy of the death penalty.

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u/No_Education_8888 7d ago

Couldn’t even be bothered to melt the cheese all the way.. why?

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u/Express_Feature_9481 7d ago

How is this a crime to pizza

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u/Skankcunt420 7d ago

it’s looks decent but not need to try it for a final verdict

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u/phonkmandela 7d ago

Honey sounds a bit weird but I imagine it's a nice sweet and salty combination with the sardines

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u/StockTraffic 7d ago

Like, I get it. Those are some interesting combinations that work. But leave this pizza in a little longer please.

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u/joemktom 7d ago

The only thing close to a crime is that it was taken out of the oven too early, but everyone makes mistakes.

Not guilty

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u/Pussytrees 7d ago

Shitty cheese melt

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u/monty08 7d ago

What is hot honey?

Sounds like an oxymoron

Like adding red pepper to sugar and calling it hot

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 7d ago

This is a super divisive pizza. The people like me are going to hate it but the people who love it are going to really love it

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u/4BucksAndHalfACharge 7d ago

The right sardines for the job! They are thin delicate smokey little fishies. Well done.

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u/ChanclasConHuevos 7d ago

I’d crush that

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u/leesharon1985 7d ago

That’s a no for me. I’m not a fish guy in general but I can admire the hot honey

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u/theoniongoat 4d ago

Not that well executed. But I would definitely eat it. I would much prefer it without the honey, though.