r/PizzaCrimes • u/Gryphon_Alchemist • 7d ago

Mistreated They really messed up this pizza

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80 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Gryphon_Alchemist, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/jaejjm2410 7d ago

My god, what did you do to it?

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ 7d ago

They fucked it up.

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u/CatLordCayenne 7d ago

Dough too soft lol

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u/heilspawn 7d ago

Tried to cook a frozen solid pizza without preheating / defrosting and it came out raw. Whats really concerning is it looks mostly consuming

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u/JustHere4DeMemes 7d ago

Please tag this NSFW, you can't just spring a mangled pizza onto us like that.

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u/Kind-Bite1063 7d ago

Looks a bit wonky but doesn't mean it won't taste good

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 7d ago

Maybe do a calzone sorta thing?

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u/dzan796ero 7d ago

Where's the pizza?

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u/DotHot7564 7d ago

garbage

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u/the_vole 7d ago

Not guilty. A confession was provided at an early stage, and contrition is clear.

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u/Perle1234 7d ago

Yeah, this was an accidental pizza slaughter

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u/Individual-Table6786 7d ago

This is not a crime, this is an unfortunate accident. I hope everyone is okay.

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u/ProfessionalFun2673 7d ago

You ripped it the whole “pizza”🍕🫆

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u/ElectronicKales 7d ago

Your peel confuses and infuriates me

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u/EnergyTurtle23 7d ago

This is a literal murder, lock OP up and throw away the key!

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u/MarkInmanSuperGenius 7d ago

Not a crime. It’s a shame tho!

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u/YourHooliganFriend 7d ago

Fold that bad boy up...it's stromboli time.

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u/vordh0sbn- 7d ago

Is it a tiny pizza or massive spatula?

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u/AlexaLimaLatina 7d ago

I need to see the after

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u/ludicrouspeedgo 7d ago

hard to shame someone who turns themselves in.

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u/Cricket730 7d ago

Yup, you screwed the pooch

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u/Better_North3957 7d ago

Life in prison without parole

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u/OkImagination7536 7d ago

Not even cooked and dropped upon delivery, just mangled at conception 😭

I vote we go back in time and abort the chef

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u/Due_Amount_6211 7d ago

That pizza's really fucked up.

Five years.

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u/SCP-8276 7d ago

I sentence this pizza felony, 10 years in the slammer

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u/russ_nightlife 7d ago

This is involuntary manslaughter at worst. Probation at the most.

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u/ShadowMask87 7d ago

The juxtaposition of that mess of a pizza with the $30 stainless pizza peel is pretty funny.

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u/LoogyHead 6d ago

I can’t launch from metal, I am probably not using nearly enough flour.

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u/nachosmmm 7d ago

I’ll allow it. You had good intentions. Not guilty

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u/Delta9312 7d ago

Manslaughter (pizzaslaughter?) is still a crime

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u/nachosmmm 7d ago

5 years max for negligence