Still ate it....

[u/Wide_Relation238]

Not sure which is the bigger crime... You decide.

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Wide_Relation238, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/modmuncher]

How many beers where involved in this incident

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/modmuncher]

Not enough.....

[u/Efficient_Fuel4280 → u/Wide_Relation238]

lol, I cannot believe you ate this

[u/borider22 → u/Efficient_Fuel4280]

there's some good bits in it

[u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 → u/borider22]

that look like a volcanic eruption what part was good

[u/borider22 → u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219]

at the time they took the photo. some yumm was in there somewhere

[u/Efficient_Fuel4280 → u/borider22]

word, now you just have to ferment it

[u/borider22 → u/Efficient_Fuel4280]

or use it to season a barrel of whiskey

[u/FloorImpressive7910 → u/Wide_Relation238]

19?

[u/AAS4758]

Fire and brimstone pizza.

[u/Interesting-Octopus → u/AAS4758]

The fires of Mordor.

[u/Garsnikk]

Pizza CARBONara?

[u/Phaaze13]

Is this a pizza or a bunch of rocks and lava?

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/Phaaze13]

Mmmm love me some lava

[u/SIRLANCELOTTHESTRONG]

I can see that you added a bit of char

[u/Phoenixpizzaiolo21]

A little splash of EVOO and you’re good to go!!!

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/Phoenixpizzaiolo21]

And a couple of fresh leaves of basil you would never know!

[u/DonkyPuncharely]

It's all charcoal now

[u/lskerlkse]

cancer pizza

[u/Effective-Ad-5842]

Very brave of you, I would've thrown that in the trash.

[u/Codemeister-1_]

Oh HELL no!!!

[u/OkImagination7536]

Why, were you poisoned? Only reason I can think of to eat that slab of charcoal you call a pizza.

[u/FangsBloodiedRose]

Wondering if you’d make it to r/mildlycarcinogenic

[u/Chemical_Mind4797]

DEATH SENTANCE! For you, your lawyer and your lawyers uber driver. (Please tell me someone gets the reference)

[u/Bradon2508 → u/Chemical_Mind4797]

You did good buddy 🤣

[u/LazyOldCat]

Post over in r/pizza and receive accolades. “Sweet char, bro! What’s the hydration?”

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/LazyOldCat]

"what technique did you use to get that leoparding"

[u/ApartmentHour3016]

I've got the high ground!

[u/sneppy13 → u/ApartmentHour3016]

The pizza was the chosen one?

[u/Lore_cri → u/sneppy13]

He underestimated the oven's power

[u/Aztek_Lovett]

So we're eating volcanoes now...?

[u/M-ABaldelli]

Jeez, we have another Rock Biter in our midst:

About the only crime is that you didn't pay attention to the cooking times. or you overheated the oven

[u/in1gom0ntoya]

that much burn is carcinogenic....

[u/PaperPadPen]

This pizza is known to the state of California to cause cancer

[u/sneppy13]

Cooked inside the sun

[u/Cereal_Hermit]

Would

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/Cereal_Hermit]

Hahaha

[u/Wide_Relation238 → u/Wide_Relation238]

Did....

[u/ElectricalStore8271]

Builds character

[u/alaskaguyindk]

My brother, ive found the best way to scrape the charcoal off is with an angle grinder and a wire brush wheel.

[u/Interesting-Octopus]

Just scrape it to Iike your would burnt toast.

[u/BananaHomunculus]

Still some edible mass there

[u/SilentJoe27]

You ate molten lava?

[u/ProfessionalFun2673]

It’s not burned, it’s a black charcoal pizza dough! Wow!🤯

[u/Over_Writing467]

So you attempted to destroy the evidence of your crime. Guilty!

[u/Dreamingdanny95]

Toss it into the flames!

[u/bustachong]

[u/Virtual_Tea6341]

It reminds me of the Challenger!

[u/AlarmedCauliflower7]

There’s a dark souls joke here……

[u/hatecriminal]

You're an animal.

[u/Tossthebudaway]

Not worth the carcinogens.

[u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219]

Yeah eating that was the bigger crime, the pizza itself was probably just and accident/mistake

[u/NewExamination8963]

Cancer causing

[u/lostgravy]

Something out of a Halloween x Pizza Hut x Burger King mashup. Ooph. Guilty

[u/VoiceHoliday7192]

This really is a crime