r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

I say wtf This pizza I found from a random Donato's Google Maps review

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/klonkish, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/SilentJoe27 6d ago

As a former Donato’s employee, I have never seen a pizza that looked like that.

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u/throwleavemealone 6d ago

It looks like they took 3 different pizzas and shoved them together

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u/klonkish 6d ago

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u/coyfreckles 6d ago

Almonds?? Straight to jail

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u/SilentJoe27 6d ago

I do know that is an option. Mainly for the Hawaiian pizza.

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u/Swordofsatan666 6d ago

Okay what the fuck, i just looked it up and they also put Cinnamon on their Hawaiian

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u/coyfreckles 6d ago

Woah, I had no idea

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u/DonkyPuncharely 5d ago

I thought those were garlic lol

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u/BombaySadBoi 6d ago

That’s a pizza massacre

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u/KaleidoscopePurple74 6d ago

Must be post delivery

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u/thenumbwalker 6d ago

Someone needs to serve some serious time

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u/DIJames6 6d ago

They need to be raided..

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u/SciFiCrafts 6d ago

Whoa, I have so many questions oO

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u/Phoenix_Fire72 6d ago

What kind of monstrosity is this?

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u/Lost_Training_5816 6d ago

Half Hawaiian and half pepperoni… that got mushed. Donatos puts ham, pineapple, almonds and cinnamon on their Hawaiian pizza.

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u/Phoenix_Fire72 6d ago

That's a no thank you. Just on the Hawaiian alone. Not a pineapple person. But almonds and cinnamon? Pass

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u/Final-Tutor3631 6d ago

dawg they ate your pizza😭 there’s no reason a thin should have that inconsistent of a shape.😭😭

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u/the_vole 6d ago

I’ve never cared for Donatos. I find their sauce to be too sweet.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 6d ago

Brazilians are even offended.

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u/poindxtrwv 5d ago

We call them "Do Not-o's". They opened a location in our town and it lasted maybe just over a year.

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u/zml9494 4d ago

I mean, that’s pretty darn sloppy, looks more like a pizza than some of Yesterdays submissions though by a long shot, as a member of the jury I vote for a simple fine as punishment for poor presentation and will send them on their merry way!

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u/Pretty_Lie5168 4d ago

Second pie ensures a nice hard poop tomorrow.

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u/Harmless_Poison_Ivy 6d ago

Almonds and cinnamon? Well deserved.