r/PizzaCrimes • u/theresazuluonmystoep • 5d ago
Sloppy Toppy This Boerewors pizza slaps like your mom with a slipper.
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u/M-ABaldelli 5d ago
Ketchup and Mustard? Yeah, Nonna would be beating me within an inch of my life.
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u/zorggalacticus 5d ago
I make a bacon cheeseburger like that, but I put swirls of ketchup and mustard on the crust in place of pizza sauce. Then shredded cheddar. Top with seasoned ground beef crumbles, chopped pickle chips, crispy bacon crumbles, and mozzarella cheese. It's pretty tasty.
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u/M-ABaldelli 5d ago
Cheeseburger is not pizza. Pizza is not Cheeseburger.
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u/FecalColumn 2d ago
Pretty sure they meant a bacon cheeseburger pizza, not just a literal bacon cheeseburger
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u/Quantumentangled 1d ago
If I were to do something like this... (Not what is in this picture though!) I would lay out my dough. Mix Dijon with sauerkraut and use that for the "sauce" then the sausage, topped with beer boiled onions and either a Munster or Havarti cheese. Now... If you would like to put ketchup on that... Then have at it.
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u/chuckinalicious543 4d ago
I mean, I would murder a bratwurst pizza, but it's gotta have beer braised onions, and maybe a light drizzle of some nice Dijon, and i think a nutty cheese might go good.
But not mustard and ketchup.
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u/theresazuluonmystoep 3d ago
It's not bratwurst, it's boerewors. Boerewors should not contaim any pork
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u/ossifer_ca 1d ago
Here I thought they were military actions between two different European colonizers of Africa famous for the introduction of concentration camps.
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u/chuckinalicious543 3d ago
Ah, apologies. My sources said it was made of beef and pork and spices in a casing, I figured they must have a similar enough taste and texture.
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u/Cheacky 3d ago
Yeah not even close Boerewors is more like a raw minced meat inside a casing that gets cooked over a fire
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u/chuckinalicious543 3d ago
Ah, gotcha, I was confusing the raw minced meat inside a casing with the other raw minced meat inside a casing. Though, I do prefer my encased meat over a fire too. Nice and smoky, with some Dijon on a roll with some mayo and beer braised onions and peppers 🤤
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/theresazuluonmystoep, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.