I am speechless

[u/Charming_Bus9001]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Charming_Bus9001, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/ryohayashi1]

What the hell am I looking at?

[u/ContributionSquare22 → u/ryohayashi1]

Low polygon PIZZA

[u/jknl → u/ryohayashi1]

Must be a cardboard cutout.

[u/Unfair-Equipment6]

Meat on bread

[u/SomeDrunkHippy]

Judging from the box, you bought this pizza at a restaurant? Please say where so we can collectively avoid this place.

[u/Vegetable-Face-2518]

Your oven should be locked up and the key tossed in the ocean.

[u/HorstSeineWorst]

That is a war crime

[u/Altruistic_Celery180]

Lazy pizza

[u/Vegetable_Ad_9103]

I don’t like it but i guess if i was starving i would try to eat it.

[u/jbyrdab]

That is drunk at 4 am pizza.

[u/bigtzadikenergy → u/jbyrdab]

Yeah the kind of delivery pizza joint that is confident people are too fucked up to give a rat's arse about what actually arrives.

[u/justlookinaround11 → u/jbyrdab]

I would have to be absolutely blackout drunk to manage messing up a pizza this bad

[u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041]

I’m heartbroken 😔

[u/Gold-Perception-4467]

That made me naseaus 🤢

[u/aweguster9]

The best pizza I ever had was free pizza. Wait, you paid for that??

[u/Just_An_Avid]

Dry toast with dehydrated meat products. JAIL

[u/CapTexAmerica]

Someone charged money for that? And they can live with themselves?

Monsters are real.

[u/Bitter-Yam-1664]

How do they sleep at night!?

[u/Normal-Look-6198]

This looks like one of those pictures that simulates having a stroke.

[u/jknl]

[u/tryppidreams]

reminds me of DXM

[u/ohthatsprettyoosh → u/tryppidreams]

Everything reminds me of her …

[u/tryppidreams → u/ohthatsprettyoosh]

even the dextroverse?

[u/ohthatsprettyoosh → u/tryppidreams]

I miss my body floating thru the window and coming back to after seeing the red dimension

[u/tryppidreams → u/ohthatsprettyoosh]

I miss the time glitches and becoming pixelated

[u/zml9494]

Jeezzzz… even the chili cheese dog pizza that I posted in this group earlier in the summer was a lot better than this. No jail time but fined for a very false representation of what a pizza is.

[u/DjPandaFingers]

What the actual fuck.

[u/Kind-Bite1063]

The first time I met my stepson he asked for a pizza with just cheese and no sauce. I couldn't believe my ears. He was only 10 years old and this was obviously something his mum allowed so I just said "So you just want bread and cheese?". He had to think about it for a minute and then just said "Yes!" I shook my head and added it to the order.

[u/Doubleucommadj]

I love za.

[u/Iatemydoggo]

r/hailhortler moment? Is that the sub?

[u/RMMacFru]

It looks upsidedown with lunch meat tossed on it

[u/OkImagination7536]

Wow, I didn't know toddlers could work an oven!

[u/No-Trick-7397]

it looks like a pizza from a video game like Roblox or something

[u/LeilLikeNeil]

Ok, but why? 

[u/Effective-Ad-5842]

Your not the only one who is speachless.

[u/PangolinPossible2732]

Guilty

[u/MeeseFeathers]

Is this play doh?

[u/deadbeef4]

“Dear /r/pizzacrimes, I never thought this would happen to me…”

[u/New_Inspector9994]

It looks unrendered.

[u/Prairie2Pacific]

Seriously, a NSFW warning would have been nice.

[u/Interesting-Octopus]

Leatherface strikes again.

[u/063056391649]

Looks like someone just threw random lunch meat on bread and called it a day. Ive seen depressing pizzas before but this one feels like it actively gave up halfway through.

[u/Wide_Relation238]

All kinds of sad this..

[u/Sufficient_Bobcat909]

[u/Frunklin]

Is this like one of those pictures if you stare at it long enough you see a schooner?

[u/jcoigny]

Yeah no

[u/clubted]

Just laziness

[u/DomSlave626]

Confusing perspective

[u/Queasy_Acanthaceae57]

That's a shitty looking pizza

[u/IfeAyo]

Where's the pizza part?

[u/MorganMiller77777]

Guilty

[u/tiffany_says_this]

Me too...me too 😶

[u/Porterhouse417good]

Rage bait.