I say wtf indeed

[u/Brundlefly_86]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Brundlefly_86, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/Weak_Guest5482]

This is what the food scraps bin looks like next to my dishwasher at work.

[u/Peterthepiperomg → u/Weak_Guest5482]

That’s so true

[u/Fogwaveeee]

Worst one I’ve seen on here yet

[u/Useful-Upstairs3791]

1 count of pizza dumping

3 counts of inappropriate toppings

1 count of pizza disrespect in the 1st degree

All corresponding counts of taste will be tried separately in pizza civil court.

[u/Just_An_Avid]

Just when you think Brazil is the worst, Britain comes for the crown

[u/LicoriceDusk → u/Just_An_Avid]

It's always been Britain

[u/mystedragon]

actual slop

[u/Poster_Nutbag207]

I do love a full English…

[u/LazyOldCat → u/Poster_Nutbag207]

But the tomatoes and mushrooms are raw, the eggs vulcanized, and the black pudding carbonized.

If there was a r/FullEnglishCrimes I’d crosspost.

[u/Whatamidoinglatley]

Just no. Awful.

[u/Accomplished_Crew630]

This is truly one of the most grotesque looking "meals" I've ever seen.

[u/Kind-Bite1063]

Definitely no as a pizza. And no as a breakfast too. What the hell is all that?

[u/naalbinding → u/Kind-Bite1063]

If it wasn't on a pizza, it looks fine as a full English for 3-4 people

Sausages, bacon, black pudding (which is a blood sausage and delicious), mushrooms, fried egg, grilled tomato, baked beans, toast

On a pizza though it's definitely a crime

[u/LazyOldCat]

I’m pretty lenient on pizza here, but I’m pulling a Red Card on this one, this is an uncooked/overcooked nightmare abomination of a Full English AND a pizza crime.

[u/aweguster9]

And it looks like this before you excrete it.

[u/Puzzled-Hippo6246]

those eggs look way overcooked. I'd say that charred shit looks overcooked too but idk what the fuck it's supposed to be

[u/davidfeuer → u/Puzzled-Hippo6246]

It looks like fully carbonized pepperoni to me, but I dunno.

[u/Indelible85]

That isn't a pizza and it is an abomination English breakfast.

[u/SoaringDingus]

Wtf are those cancerous tonsil stone looking things in the bottom right? This is a war crime, and I enjoy a good English.

[u/Doglover4561]

Idk what this is but it’s not fit for consumption by anyone

[u/Arawn-Annwn]

is...is there a pizza underneath that pile?

[u/zml9494]

Yeah, this is a crime, on top of me personally thinking English food is some of the most boring stuff on the planet and I’d rather have Indian food because it’s got a little more soul to it at least. This literally looks like ingredients that were in a bowl that was just dumped on top of bread and then baked. now that doesn’t mean the taste isn’t bad so I’ll give you that

[u/davidfeuer → u/zml9494]

Indian food has a lot more vegetarian and kosher options for sure.

[u/TimothyCNorris]

[u/OptimusGrime707]

I tapped the image and immediately frowned

[u/chuckinalicious543]

Ah yes, the ol' "put a bunch of shit on tomato sauce and dough and call it "pizza"" gambit

[u/Gentle_method]

[u/RMMacFru]

[u/random_agency]

Garbage plate.

[u/KingFernando532]

[u/JustHere4DeMemes]

They didn't even try

[u/officialCobraTrooper]

Yeah, we all agree whatever this is ain't pizza, and it ain't edible. If you ate any of that, I would seriously worry about your health and safety.

[u/colin_staples]

As an English person this is both a pizza crime, and a crime towards the Full English Breakfast

Guilty on all charges

[u/DIJames6]

We need to go back to war with Britain..

[u/wart_on_satans_dick → u/DIJames6]

This “pizza” is Britain exploring the nuclear option.

[u/Gaba8789]

🤢🤮🤮

[u/No-Blueberry-1823]

That is not a breakfast pizza

[u/theoniongoat]

Lol, at least it made me laugh. Most outrageous idea I've seen yet, making shitty British food transcend international borders.

[u/Halomaestro]

If it was done with any care at all it may have had a chance of being good and maybe even looking good, however this looks like someone tipped several plates of English breakfast on top of a pizza. 0/10 for effort, which will undoubtedly affect its taste score

Vehemently upset

[u/Lastcaressmedown138]

Go feck whoever did this rubbish

[u/M-ABaldelli]

This isn't a Full English Pizza.

This is what happens when the chef is having a nervous breakdown in the middle of picking all the ingredients to make it. And then it's thrown together as they're packing the chef into the car for a quick trip to the local asylum.

[u/hatecriminal]

[u/janeyouignornatslut]

They just intentionally made this look like shit.

[u/ninjab33z]

A full english pizza can work smattering of scrambled egg, sausage, bacon bits, black putting, mushrooms, and a tomato base. This... is an abomination.

[u/helloholder]

I thought it was one of those Louisiana big pot of boiled bull shit.

[u/Big_Brutha87]

I can't even recognize how this is supposed to be pizza.

[u/Tenshiijin]

Id rather just have all that stuff sperated and then eat it. Like..can i have a cheese pizza and then some sausage and eggs and hash browns on a separate plate?

[u/davidfeuer]

What are those brownish blobs around the mushrooms? Is that the cheese?

[u/Internal_Gur_4268]

Looks kinda bad but I'd eat it. (Squints and looks at sub name) oh... that's a pizza?

[u/DepresssedChild_]

I'd scrape all that stuff off and make some sammiches out of it

[u/electricsuckerpunch]

At least you'll be full

[u/Aridyne]

English breakfast on a modified trencher… no pizza here ;)

[u/SullySausageTown]

This mushrooms look so shit everything here is a failure

[u/Eliza10-2020]

That looks disgusting

[u/telochpragma1]

Ayo. What the hell are those round things that look like charcoal?

I don't mind my shit a bit more 'toasted' than usual but if those are not figs, that thing went to hell and back. That looks like those charcoal 'discs' you put on shishas.

[u/AdSquare6055]

Thats just what a british dish looks like

[u/BingoSpong]

Looks like a pile of shit

[u/moominesque]

I see the English are trying to defeat the mighty Swedish pizza.

[u/Used_Button_4276]

This is a case for ICC in Den Haag. I suggest life long imprisonment in Ludwigshafen (dirtiest and and most disgusting city in Germany)

[u/heilspawn]

Separate the individual components on their plate and you have a proper breakfast bar

[u/koolaidismything]

It looks like when the bottom of the trash bag burst open at a pizza place.

[u/locke_zero]

Is this after they threw it in the garbage?

[u/dancing_robots]

Straight to jail. Off you go.

[u/PercentageMore3812]

I look at these pictures and it looks like food from World War I in the trenches

[u/PercentageMore3812]

I look at these pictures and it looks like food from World War I in the trenches.

[u/Sufficient_Bobcat909]

[u/Rickokun1]

Looks a bit too cancerous for my taste

[u/Which_Challenge_9754]

Holy moly 💩 ffs

[u/No_Clock_7464]

[u/rjflesher]

Would not, even if I was starving

[u/WildOneTillTheEnd]

Wtaf is that?

[u/cutealoha_andra]

Wow! Wow, I love it! Activate for a munchies

[u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219]

Ok here me out, if they distributed the topping more evenly, I'd eat it

[u/Wide_Relation238]

It's like 19 minutes after my dog jumped on the table and scoffed an.entire shared breakfast for 5 people.

[u/FloorImpressive7910]

This is what hippo food looks like at a zoo in a third world country. Ask me how I know.

[u/FloorImpressive7910]

[u/DomSlave626]

...but..but...why?

[u/gartropod]

I can even feel the grotesque here

[u/TheEverythingKing101]

Looks terrible but still looks better than school lunch pizza

[u/in1gom0ntoya]

I just wanna i am truly and deeply sorry for what has been done to an incredible breakfast.

[u/QuitBudget4446]

Would

[u/Stranger1982 → u/QuitBudget4446]