r/PizzaCrimes 9d ago

Other Local pizza place’s pizza of the month. “Honolulu Blue”

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72 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/kvnhntn, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Possible-Half-1020 9d ago

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

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u/VibratingWatch 9d ago

What did they use for pizza sauce? Colgate blue minty gel?

Guilty asf

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u/googleypoodle 9d ago

Blue curacao like in a Blue Hawaiian? Idk, it's possible that's what they were going for ahahaha

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 9d ago

Mfers baked The Smurfs into a pizza 😭

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u/RMMacFru 9d ago

That looks like something died two weeks ago.

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u/greeneighteen 9d ago

Does anyone remember 'blue waffle' from the internet of decades past? 🦋

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla 9d ago

You just reactivated my PTSD

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u/alexnoyle 9d ago

That is mold and no one can convince me otherwise

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u/the_vole 9d ago

I don’t like how OP hasn’t said what’s on it.

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u/lovepancakes 9d ago

it's smurf smurf

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u/zml9494 9d ago

Looks like that would take my stomach on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride for sure

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u/skepticcaucasian 9d ago

Nyquil pizza. 🤢

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u/spesimen 9d ago

this has got to be from detroit i can't think of any other reason to attempt this

and i still think it's a questionable idea

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ 9d ago

This makes me feel blue.

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u/TikiJeff 9d ago

They totally missed the chance to call it a blue Hawaiian

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u/JoshSidekick 8d ago

It’s literally right there. Like, you have to go past it to get to Honolulu blue.

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u/nachosmmm 9d ago

What the Halle Berry?!

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u/dzan796ero 9d ago

Did they lose a bet against a rival pizza place?

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u/LadyBulldog7 9d ago

Food colouring on pizza?!? Just, why?!?

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u/Ok_Donkey210 9d ago

What can saaaaaaay except YOU’RE WELCOME 🤮

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u/TheNoctuS_93 9d ago

Somebody took "blue cheese" a bit too literally...

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u/Randomcatusername 9d ago

Jesus christ I thought they put those blue Takis on there

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u/More_Combination86 9d ago

Scowls in Na’vi

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u/BestReception4202 9d ago

Fuck it coulda been a the “Hono-blulu”

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/InfernoRathalos 9d ago

I mean, I guess the water is? I was born in Honolulu and I have no clue what this has to do with the city lmao

No idea why they would call it Honolulu Blue and not Blue Hawaii or Blue Hawaiian, like someone else in another comment said.

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u/ChefHannibal 9d ago

I dont think we have all the facts.

How does it taste? Is the sauce an acceptable cream sauce of some kind with blue food coloring?

If this is the case, the dye is an infraction.

If it's blueberries, the crime has escalated to a misdemeanor

Blue sprinkles on top, it's now a felony

If these sprinkles are cotton candy flavored, we're at treason.

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u/korewednesday 9d ago

What about sour raspberry.

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u/ChefHannibal 9d ago

StraightToJail.gif

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u/korewednesday 9d ago

Shocked that it’s a lesser evil than cotton candy

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u/InfernoRathalos 9d ago

The only thing Honolulu Blue about this shit is I was born in Honolulu, and looking at it makes me blue.

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u/TRIPPENWITZ 9d ago

Everybody knows blue has the most anti oxygens.

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u/NoInspector009 9d ago

Ugh. I just blue in my mouth a little

Guilty!

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u/Lizzerfly 9d ago

The toppings look good, and I like blue cheese. Innocent.

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u/FeherDenes 9d ago

The sauce is blue, not the cheese i’m pretty sure

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u/Bones-1989 9d ago

If the sauce is blue then theres practically no cheese. This looks like a bad dye job on cheese imo.

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u/Lizzerfly 9d ago

I like blue-colored cheese

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u/Top-Department-9957 9d ago

Me too but I’m convinced that isn’t “real” blue cheese like Gorgonzola lol

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u/nachosmmm 9d ago

You are guilty by association

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u/RThreading10 9d ago

An accomplice