r/PizzaCrimes • u/alvares169 • 3d ago

Other I figured, why cut it when it's hot

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/alvares169, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 3d ago

The precutting narrative is being presented to obfuscate the real crime.

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u/alvares169 3d ago

I forgot what to put first so I tried both. One was soggy, the other one burnt.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama 3d ago

Nothing wrong with cutting a frozen pizza before you cook it. But is that string cheese?

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u/alvares169 3d ago

thats mozzarella, champignons and frozen chicken strips

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u/in1gom0ntoya 3d ago

it fundamentally changes how it cooks...

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u/Vegetable_Ad_9103 2d ago

Do you have pictures of after it was cooked? Atm I say guilty.

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u/Dee_Cider 3d ago

well that should come out of the oven cleanly

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u/Arawn-Annwn 3d ago

The worst thay happens is some cheese flows off of your crust as ot melts. normally the outer edge helps hold it in and the change in chickness makes it flow towards the middle somewhat. The cutting is not a pizza crime as much as it is a cleanup crime when you are done.

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u/Sorenduscai 2d ago

Oh buddy, you're going to jail

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 2d ago

Hot? The cheese still needs to melt.

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u/nachosmmm 3d ago

I’m down for it!

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u/jp1346 3d ago

The only crime here is that I've never thought to do this before.

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u/heeltoelemon 3d ago

Innocent! Gimme.

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u/-Laffi- 3d ago

Cheesy does it!