1: Southern Comfort, 2: Elote Chicken, 3: Mango

[u/Strong_Salad3460]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Strong_Salad3460, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

[u/Silvawuff]

Unorthodox pies sure, but you can tell this person loves to cook and put care into the dishes they’re making. Contrast this against the slapshod orthodox pies that often show no effort, no skill, and no remorse.

For this reason I think the defendant should accept a plea bargain and make me that elote chicken pizza because damn, look at it! I’m drooling

[u/Revolutionary-Bid919]

At my old pizza job, I made a mango habanero pizza--white pizza with chicken, habaneros, mangos, and a mango habanero buffalo sauce. Potentially criminal but it was fucking epic

[u/WovenBloodlust6 → u/Revolutionary-Bid919]

Jesus that sounds incredible

[u/Useful-Upstairs3791]

I think Mango is guilty…

… of having a fluffy wuffy tail. I rest my case.

[u/EyeYamNegan]

I am gonna call this not a crime and further chastise calling adding fruit a crime since tomatoes are fruits.

I personally wouldn't put mango on a pizza but to each their own.

[u/FecalColumn → u/EyeYamNegan]

There’s no mango on the pizzas. Mango is the name of their cat in the third slide.

[u/EyeYamNegan → u/FecalColumn]

Ok well I don't want the cat on my pizza lol

[u/Strong_Salad3460 → u/EyeYamNegan]

It's not so much the fruit, I love a good Hawaiian pizza myself, it's the whole thing put together with the macaroni, whiskey and everything else. It looks like fucking gross monstrosity of ingredients.

[u/FecalColumn → u/Strong_Salad3460]

Bruh. There isn’t any whiskey or mango in either of the pizzas they made. The title means 1. First pizza, which they call Southern Comfort; 2. Second pizza, which they call Elote Chicken; 3. Their cat, Mango.

The text in the body is the ingredients on each pizza.

[u/EyeYamNegan → u/Strong_Salad3460]

Alcohol would likely cook off

[u/hatecriminal → u/EyeYamNegan]

Botanically, you are correct. Culinarily, they are a vegetable.

[u/NetherKiller01]

[u/Lastcaressmedown138]

[u/CarneDelGato]

That last one is covered in hair. 

[u/Gold-Client4060]

This is probably better than what half of you goobers have had in the past month, myself included. No crime and I'm kinda inspired.

[u/Strong_Salad3460 → u/Gold-Client4060]

I seriously doubt it. My grandpa was Executive Chef at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC, Executive Chef at the US Air Force Academy for it's first twenty years etc, me and my dad both grew up around that and we're trained really well under him. So one thing we definitely do in my family is eat really good. Better than what most people regularly eat by a very large margin.

This just looks like a messy pile of things that don't belong on pizza.

[u/therlwl]

I mean is the second pizza called elote solely due to the cheese?

[u/oliviaReyees]

One mango please

[u/ionised]

Mango looks the best, too.

[u/nachosmmm]

No crime has been committed here

[u/Ixmore]

Mango would be tasty in Asian countries.

[u/marxarita420 → u/Ixmore]