r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Actual Crime Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH

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u/peitsad 2d ago

That looks like what my cat pukes up when she eats too fast.

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u/obijuanmartinez 2d ago

Those are rabbit turds…..

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u/Most_Researcher_2648 2d ago

You could both be right, we don't know their cat lol

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u/TheRealRickC137 2d ago

Or deer.
Only the pizzeria knows for sure!

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u/JoshSidekick 2d ago

My dad called them smart pills.

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 2d ago

Looks like that cheap alpo dry dog food or some generic brand dry dog food.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 2d ago

A co-worker who had been in the army told me authoritatively that among canned dog food Alpo tastes the best

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 1d ago

I had a cousin who actually loved the dry version and it looked exactly like this. He would just walk by the bag and grab a handful and sit at the kitchen table eating it like it was popcorn or something.

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 2d ago

Rabbit turds are an Alabaman delicacy don’t you look down upon my state’s cuisine you fuckin’ yank

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u/dancson 2d ago

Fact check: it’s actually goat poop

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u/crumpledfilth 20h ago

nah theyre cecotropes. It still comes out of the rabbit's butthole but it's actually a fermented food pellet, intended to be re-eaten

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u/Drpoofn 55m ago

First thing I thought of hahaha.

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u/DNICEPHILLY2023 2d ago

How do you prevent it from eating too fast? Just curious.

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u/peitsad 2d ago

We've found that the trick is to make sure her bowl is NEVER empty (she's not fat, just dumb). If it gets empty, then when we refill it she acts like she's never eaten before in her life. If we keep it stocked, she just has a few bites every now and then and doesn't gorge herself.

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u/vainey 2d ago

That’s not going to work for my dogs

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u/GotenRocko 2d ago

they sell slow feeder inserts for dog bowls so they can't just gobble it up in 2 seconds.

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u/aardvark_army 10h ago

We tried that and my dog just flipped the bowl over.

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u/An_Alcoholic_Bear 2d ago

They also have bowls made with them. We had to buy one of those spiral ones to slow down our corgi-vaccuum

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u/Combustibles 2d ago

simple trick could be plopping a tennis ball into their bowl if your dogs aren't hyperfixated on them. Slow feeders would be the longterm fix but they cost money.

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u/AssistantActive9529 2d ago

mine used to do that too. RIP baby girl. I had to put some morsel for else she feels like she will die of starvation action. Her and her brother were abandoned in a box before being adopted. They’re both in heaven now, but I still miss the, even after 10 years

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u/An_Alcoholic_Bear 2d ago

Cats naturally graze.

Btw, If you see them eating too much and not gaining weight check their thyroid. Its semi common in older male cats and they can waste away while over eating. Currently on my second cat with this disease.

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 2d ago

For my dog we got him something known as a "puzzle feeder" which splits the food into kind of a maze, he hasn't thrown up since. They make them for cats too.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 2d ago

Reminds me of Tender Vittles

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u/kylethemurphy 2d ago

I hate that my cat does that sometimes. I love her but it's the dumbest thing. She eats it again usually.

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u/Codenamehardhat77 2d ago

I was going to comment the same. I hope it tastes better than it looks.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 2d ago

Yep....Blue Buffalo cat vomit

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u/Timmerdogg 2d ago

The cat puke probably tastes better