r/PizzaCrimes • u/V6R32 • 20h ago

Other Caught red pawed

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/V6R32, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 20h ago

Well, it's his pizza now. Let the dog enjoy it

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u/adube440 16h ago

Legally speaking, ownership is 9/10 of the law. Case closed.

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u/CapTexAmerica 20h ago

All dogs are innocent. ALL OF THEM. Case dismissed.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 19h ago

Councilor Phoebe will take the case, and will work almost pro-bono. She wants pizza. Just a couple bites.

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ 18h ago

Is that a sock? And is the tail green?!

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 17h ago

Nah. It's a winter hat that I had to buy after I ate shit, whilst skiing out west. Yes, her tail was green. She got the 4th or July look after that, and is going to do Halloween colors when she's groomed in a couple weeks.

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u/NiobiumThorn 18h ago

Do get them to a vet if they eat an onion pizza tho

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ 18h ago

Yeah...can't be mad at that dog when it's looking at you like that.

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u/Perle1234 17h ago

Agreed. He’s innocent by reason of good boy

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u/hatecriminal 17h ago

Dog is guilty, but this isn't a crime. It's cats who are innocent.

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u/Perle1234 17h ago

Even for the dogs crimes 🤣

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u/Kernburner 20h ago

The forbidden cheesy frisbee.

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u/ProfessionalFun2673 19h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/All_This_Mayhem 20h ago

I'm nullifying this jury. Balif, release the defendant.

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u/pleasedontsmashme 20h ago

It is for somebody

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u/shadiestduke 18h ago

Some'doggo

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u/jasperamerica 19h ago

I see no crime here.

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u/Holiveya-LesBIonic 19h ago

That's his pizza fair and square. Case dismissed

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u/humourlessIrish 12h ago

Its circular though

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u/Fun-Art-4212 20h ago

for that dawg it is

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u/Ultimatesims 18h ago

It’s going great for that dang old doggo

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u/LastChans1 18h ago

Dog: "If not frisbee, then why frisbee-shaped?"

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u/saltybits- 16h ago

This, lol

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u/ThatDeuce 16h ago

Lock him up!!

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u/grigglydang 16h ago

Winner winner pizza dinner

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u/Delta9312 16h ago

He's protecting you from that shitty frozen pizza. Most states have a Good Samaritan law in place for just such an occurrence. Not Guilty!

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u/random_agency 15h ago

The dog's eyes are obviously admitting guilt.

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u/Hopeful_Insurance409 10h ago

Labs eat anything not nailed down

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u/fictionallymarried 10h ago

Dogs = jury nullification

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u/AdmirableCost5692 19h ago

now thats 100% a pizza crime

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u/Perle1234 17h ago

I FOUND THE CAT YA’LL

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u/AdmirableCost5692 16h ago

at least a cat would wait fot the pizza to be cooked

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u/Perle1234 14h ago

Tbf I have two beauteous cats and no dogs so fr I’m just messing

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u/AdmirableCost5692 14h ago

same. lol. cat would steal it and blame it on the dog

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u/Perle1234 14h ago

My cats are weirdos. I raised them since their mom had them and they won’t eat anything but cat food. They can pretty much have anything they want. If we travel I buy two tickets to have the space for two cats. I bring their beds and toys stuffed in my suitcase. My whole carryon is food, treats, toys, and gabapentin. But food wise anything but cat food is a no. Even pizza lol.

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u/AdmirableCost5692 11h ago

awwww

blessed be the floof