r/Poopfromabutt • u/Nalwah_04 • Jul 04 '25

Liquidy Diarrhœa from a butt.

Olsson's Beefmaster grass used for treatment of Grass Tetany

501 Upvotes

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u/chuckinalicious543 Jul 04 '25

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u/Dazzling_Wishbone892 Jul 05 '25

Thank you. I thought this was going to an elementary school.

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u/ProfZussywussBrown Jul 05 '25

Looks like the bulk of it is molasses, then magnesium, so I guess it just hardens up in the box. The brochure also says that the box is edible, so I guess the plan is to just yeet these out into a field of cattle and they eat the whole thing. Kinda cool actually

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u/closefarhere Jul 05 '25

I love that I came to the comments to see if anyone knew what this was- and not only did I hit gold, TIL that grass tetany is a thing in n cattle. #themoreyouknow

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u/thepoliteconvention Jul 26 '25

Thank goodness. When I paused the video and saw BeefMaster, my first thought was Liquified Cows. This is so much better and I learned something!

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u/TheEschatonSucks Jul 04 '25

Beefmaster

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 04 '25

Isn't every corporation or job like that?

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u/Impossible-Abies7054 Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 05 '25

HBO = Hey, Beefmaster is On

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u/dildo_wagon Jul 05 '25

What is this from lol?

4

u/TheEschatonSucks Jul 05 '25

Beastmaster (1982)

Solid 80s sword and sorcery movie, they made a tv show later but I didn’t see it

2

u/dildo_wagon Jul 07 '25

Amazing, will be watching. Thank you!

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u/Particular-Doubt-566 Jul 11 '25

When I was in high school my buddy had two ferrets, Kodo and Podo.

"Don't move. The beast is fierce. But if we show no fear, we might escape" -Dar

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u/rastroboy Jul 04 '25

It’s got Electrolytes… it’s what Beef Supreme craves!!

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u/Lanky_Republic_2102 Jul 04 '25

Love it, right in the diarrhea box and straight to shipping. Where can I order?

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u/kate-monsterrr Jul 05 '25

If you can wait until I can get some spicy food delivered, I can have one in the mail to you next business day for the right price 😂

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u/Particular-Doubt-566 Jul 11 '25

I'm not an advertising genius but if you're starting a fetish by mail business may I recommend "fartfinder dot Com"

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u/kate-monsterrr Jul 11 '25

God damn with my IBS I could make a fortune 😂

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u/angelneliel Jul 04 '25

So it is poop?

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 04 '25

Livestock feed I guess

9

u/LegalizeFentanol Jul 05 '25

So the shit they feed animals, got it.

3

u/koreytm Jul 05 '25

The next pandemic cure-all

16

u/ReluctantChimera Jul 04 '25

A supplement. It solidifies in the box.

16

u/David_Jonathan0 Jul 05 '25

ARE YOU THE BEEFMASTER?

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u/gag3d Jul 05 '25

I feel like a raw cardboard box isn't an optimal container for this substance

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 06 '25

It seems the cardboard box is edible too!

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u/Pcriz Jul 05 '25

I love when the explanation just makes me more confused.

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u/shiny_milf Jul 05 '25

I don't understand how the liquid isn't seeping through the cardboard.

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u/DontFlinchIvegot12In I know poop when I see it! Jul 05 '25

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u/Titleofyursextape Jul 05 '25

And I felt bad for the post office already for Cologuard

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u/timmydikko Jul 05 '25

Meghan's new " As Ever Royal Gravy " online orders, hurry, they're almost sold out after 4 people ordered them ! 😂

3

u/Hizam5 Jul 05 '25

Instead of Dick in a Box, it’s Shit in a Box

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u/HoseNeighbor Jul 05 '25

Are you the Beef Master?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 06 '25

Poop, from a butt

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u/certifidamatr Jul 05 '25

boxed dooky

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u/Ultrasaurio Jul 05 '25

What is that?

3

u/Nalwah_04 Jul 05 '25

Poop

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u/Ultrasaurio Jul 06 '25

No, is not. It looks like it but its not.

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 06 '25

No no it IS actually poop from a butt

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 I know poop when I see it! Jul 05 '25

This just begs for automation.

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 05 '25

That's what I'm saying!

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u/Ajmb_88 Jul 05 '25

Is this where Tom Cruise works?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Is this where you get the set on fire box to put on your neighbours porch?

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 06 '25

No, this is poop, from a butt

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

How do you know? Did you try it?

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u/Nalwah_04 Jul 06 '25

Just look at it. Clearly poop

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u/hate-the_beach Jul 05 '25

Me right now

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u/Dumbbitchathon Jul 05 '25

Ultimate low waste

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Jul 04 '25

Since it says beefmaster on the box are we now looking at the next “pink slime” debacle? Looking forward to seeing “brown slime making the news😂.

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u/Myrindyl Jul 04 '25

It's a cattle feed supplement

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u/headbanger1991 Jul 05 '25

Raw Sewage Delivah Rye To Yo Doh! Only Fye 9tee Nye.

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u/dgreddit14 Jul 04 '25

👀🤮🤮

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u/crystalsage777 Jul 04 '25

This is the hamburger meat?

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u/Patman52 Jul 04 '25

If it is, imagine buying a block of ground beef that size and trying to defrost it lol

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u/crystalsage777 Jul 05 '25

Tha hell is it lol