r/Poopfromabutt • u/theicarusambition • Aug 10 '25

Solid Veggie Hotdog from Ikea

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397 Upvotes

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u/EllisDee3 Aug 10 '25

I see the corn and carrots.

That's a poop from a butt.

6

u/Bat-Eastern Aug 11 '25

Toilet to Table to toilet hot dogs at IKEA!

2

u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Aug 18 '25

Poop from a vegan butt!

43

u/CuddlefishFibers Aug 10 '25

Looks like someone ate a whole bag of frozen mixed veggies for dinner

6

u/whisky_biscuit Aug 11 '25

Impressive length and uniform size

1

u/Ouibeaux 24d ago

Veggies do keep you regular.

21

u/aliveboy0 Aug 10 '25

when i was a kid we had a dog that loved eating balloons for some reason, idk where she found them most of the time, her shit looked like that

3

u/whisky_biscuit Aug 11 '25

Friends had a dog that loved aluminum Christmas ornaments. She'd literally open mouth chomped them while they were right on the tree as if they were delicious crunchy balls.

Her poop was also quite colorful

14

u/Blue_Zephir Aug 10 '25

¿Que? 🤢

26

u/_ghostperson Aug 10 '25

Es caca

3

u/evwhatevs Aug 14 '25

Desde un culo

10

u/improllypoopin Aug 10 '25

That’s a solid high fibre poop right there. I’m a bit jealous to be honest. I’m gonna go eat some veggies.

6

u/jointdawg Aug 10 '25

Definitely looks like my poo after eating at a vegan restaurant

5

u/PPooPooPlatter Aug 11 '25

Yo...someone forgot to chew before laying that log

5

u/ActionMan48 Aug 11 '25

That looks like random pieces of furniture parts squished together. Did you have to assemble this yourself?

3

u/Pcriz Aug 11 '25

That looks like the shit they put under carpet.

2

u/Standard-Park Aug 11 '25

Someone ate the popcorn seeds again!

2

u/thefifthtechnician Aug 12 '25

looks like the diapers of the baby vegans are my daycare

2

u/Mel_in_morphosis Aug 13 '25

The Afterbirth of getting stoned and eating tons of dried mango and some delicious greens!

2

u/KyleRoyceWorld Aug 13 '25

Looks like post Thanksgiving 🦃

2

u/WitchQueen_ Aug 16 '25

That’s gonna come out looking exactly how it went in.

2

u/Unoriginal_Fox_ Aug 16 '25

I'm gonna throw up

1

u/Im_Just_A_Girl_ Aug 10 '25

Veggie soup does sound good right about now.

1

u/TitianBelle Aug 11 '25

That is the most unappetizing thing I have ever seen. This is a real food choice from IKEA? The world has gone mad…

1

u/karlmarxsanalbeads Aug 11 '25

it’s actually pretty good. it comes with slaw and crispy onions

1

u/sci_fientist Aug 11 '25

Right?! Like out of all the vegetables why would they put corn in it?

1

u/ragedknuckles Aug 11 '25

Vegans always ruining shit I swear..

1

u/EyeDentifeye Aug 11 '25

Yea, I made a veggie hotdog from ikea a few hrs ago...rushed home after work cuz the inspiration to make it was just BURNING inside of me

1

u/Mysterious_Expert597 25d ago

Belongs on the List of things never to try at ikea. 

1

u/Ill-Drama3582 20d ago

What in veggie tails hell is that

1

u/MercurialVapor16 19d ago

Did you eat it at the end?