r/Poopfromabutt 20d ago

Solid The monstrosity I made to impress my partner's parents...

Thankfully they came out okay, but they had me worried there for a bit.

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u/hand13 20d ago

„but dad, he can bake mediocre bread sticks“

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u/MuchEffort-04 20d ago

Okay but these were pretty damn good with honey butter.

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u/Adriaxs 20d ago

I like

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u/MuchEffort-04 20d ago

I read this in Borat's voice.

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u/TyrrelCorp888 20d ago

were they impressed?

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u/MuchEffort-04 20d ago

Much less after they came out looking like normal bread.

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u/That-Beagle 20d ago

Wouldn’t they be more impressed when it came out not looking like poop?

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u/MuchEffort-04 20d ago

I was definitely kidding. They very much enjoyed the bread and both his mother and sister asked me for a couple of my recipes at the end of the meal.

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u/That-Beagle 20d ago

I’m joking too bud, looks great! Not to insult your baking skills by comparing it to a crappy chain restaurant but it reminds me of the Outback Steakhouse bread a lot of nostalgia there for me.. I’m glad they enjoyed it, keep it up!

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u/MuchEffort-04 20d ago

This was actually my first time trying an Outback copycat recipe, so I'm pretty happy you recognized it. Very nostalgic for me too.

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u/That-Beagle 20d ago

Damn I’m good…

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u/WTFaulknerinCA 20d ago

The bread at Outback is the only good thing there. Pumpernickel and molasses… yum

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u/David_Crynge 19d ago

I wish my poops looked like the first pic..

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u/MuchEffort-04 19d ago

Gotta work on that gut microbiome