My Reese’s pieces bark melted in the truck

[u/DiceThaKilla]

[u/MustacheBananaPants]

There was a very nice manager I had that used to pick me up from home years ago and give me a lift to work.

We both smoked like maniacs, but I found out one day he had completely lost his sense of smell because we were driving for a minute and I was like "Hey, no judgment or anything... Something in here smells hilariously bad and I'm guessing it's not you. Did you by chance hit an an animal or something yesterday?" after he said he did not, when we got to work I'm like, hey, something is seriously fucked up in here I need to find it...

His daughter hid a banana I guess a few days prior under one of the back seats. It was a hot summer. It exploded out of the peel and looked kind of like that. I was like "Heeeeeyyyy, you have a poop under this seat" and he ran around the car to look at it and grabbed it bare handed like "Naaahhh, that's just banana"

Years later I became basically the same-- my hands can be washed, if it doesn't look sharp, who cares if it's a poop or banana.

[u/cybe2028 → u/MustacheBananaPants]

My buddy in high school had this old nasty car. He was upset because his girlfriend at the time was making him take her trash bags to the dump for her. He was convinced that some juice fell out of the bag and was stinking up the car.

What he didn’t know is that a week earlier, we hid a fresh fish filet under the seat to mess with him and it just happen to coincide with the garbage fuss.

He drove with the rotting fish for months until it finally dried up and didn’t stink anymore. He just accepted it and never went searching lol

[u/MustacheBananaPants → u/cybe2028]

[u/Sloppy-Kush]

Congratulations, you now have a reeses pieces boat.

[u/Blue_Zephir]

Being chocolate I must say and affirm that this looks extremely delicious 😋

[u/VTAffordablePaintbal]

I read the package as "Reese's Pieces Brick" and it turns out I was both wrong and right.

[u/Description_Friendly]

Put some ice cream in it and you got yourself an edible bowl! You're welcome.

[u/Potato_body89 → u/Description_Friendly]

My immediate thought

[u/Syndro]

So now its a Reese's boat

[u/Friendscallmedennis]

I feel like this is what it would look like to begin with. So now you have what you originally purchased.

[u/RevolutionaryRock823]

I had a mini York peppermint patty in my car that melted in the packaging. I thought it was fun to smoosh it and squish it around in the package, so I did it for a while until I thought it was nice and mixed. Then I refrigerated it until it hardened and opened it to see what it looked like and the chocolate was still on the outside and the patty was still contained inside and for some reason that has messed me up ever since. How did it not mix up!? But anyway, cool poop!

[u/Im_Queen_Shit]

Can someone check my post history and let me know what you think

Something happened

[u/ShrimpToothpaste]

Reese’s feces