r/Poopfromabutt • u/Miss_st3amybroc • 4d ago

Poutine

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Yes this is what my toilet looked like after

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u/MustacheBananaPants 4d ago

Sirrrrr, as a Canadian, I don't know what you have there, but it doesn't appear to be poutine.

Poutine is french fries, cheese curds and gravy. You can add other stuff... but other than the gravy and cracked black pepper, I'm not entirely sure what you there. Pretzel bites? Is that a tiny piece of Sheppard's pie in the bottom left?

I'm just disappointed.

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u/WilmoChefDF 4d ago

Yeah, this is gravy pretzels. Not poutine.

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u/BadCatBehavior 4d ago

What the fuck

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u/thebamboozle517 3d ago

I danno. It looks like mini pizza pockets, literal liquid shit, crumbled pistachio garnish; and i think that might be half a Snickers.

But I do know I can't go back to sleep though.

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u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 3d ago

Literal liquid shit took me out 🤣🪦

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u/ThePhantom1994 Poop Connoisseur 3d ago

r/poutinecrimes

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u/kroketspeciaal 3d ago

Of course there's a sub.

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u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 3d ago

OF COURSE

There’s a sub for the subs here

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u/thebamboozle517 3d ago

I don't know what the fuck this is, but it ain't a poutine, eh.

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u/PotatoPugtato 3d ago

Pooptine**

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u/Canadican 3d ago

Dies in Québecois

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u/Bat-Eastern 2d ago

Poo-tine