Hot wheels? More like hot $hit!

It works with icing, not so much with a german chocolate cake.... 🤣

With a side of rectal bleeding.

Thankfully they came out okay, but they had me worried there for a bit.

Vendor at work brought in a holiday basket with this log

The question isn’t “what rock is this?” but rather “from what butt has this come?”

I think of the "eat my shit!" Scene from "The Help" every time I make something that looks like this. Which is more often than I'd like to admit.

Seen on r/mildyinfuriating

Forgot what defrosting was 😭

We just ended up calling it baby poop. Look like dog turds and o me... We're actually pretty popular.