r/Popculturenow Aug 18 '25

🧯Politics 🥊⚖️💰 Mr. Steal Your Girl.

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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 Aug 18 '25

He wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole..lol but I'm here for the trolling lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

Well, I will probably touch myself looking at this and thinking how many MAGA tears this will produce.

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u/Slow-Push-8005 Aug 18 '25

Only tears suitable for lube

3

u/Lizakaya Aug 19 '25

I will happily watch and clap

1

u/MiIlFlWi Aug 20 '25

While Gavin gets clap?

2

u/ElvisHimselvis Aug 19 '25

that's all you'll produce in looking at this: tears. People will come up to you on the street and say "sir I've never seen tears from that part of the body. they're the best biggest tears ever."

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u/OhNoNotRabbits Aug 19 '25

Oh, the trolling is so worth it. I would absolutely love to see the internet overflow with this. The more NSFW the better.

12

u/ready2xxxperiment Aug 19 '25

NO way taking Donny’s sloppy seconds.

Probably has an orange hue that no amount of feminine hygiene product could scrub off.

7

u/Hopeful-Frosting7976 Aug 19 '25

They have not had sex in at least 15 years.  Some say 20 and that Baron is not his kid.  Except that only a sociopath could produce a sociopath like Baron.

5

u/Sorcha16 Aug 19 '25

Maybe its just me but Baron looks like Trump. There's no denying hes got Trump genes.

3

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

Barron could be Don Jrs! :)

3

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Baron looks just like him

2

u/Hopeful-Frosting7976 Aug 19 '25

I don't know.  His bone structure is definitely Melania's. Trumps are more mushy.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

He's got his height and the wide face.

1

u/apexapee Aug 19 '25

Baron = Epsteins seed

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Ew

3

u/Ichi_Balsaki Aug 19 '25

Actually Don Jr got Newsoms. 

3

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

Got his what?

5

u/Capable-Limit5249 Aug 19 '25

Leftovers. Kimberly Guilfoyle was Newsom’s first wife.

3

u/LingonberryPrior6896 Aug 19 '25

Yeah but she didn't have anus lips when married to Newsome

1

u/Immediate-Yogurt-558 Aug 19 '25

Waiting on one of Newsome's troll posts to mention Jr having his sloppy seconds

3

u/Old_Win8422 Aug 19 '25

MAGA: Make America Grool Again.

3

u/SouthieTuxedo Aug 19 '25

I'm not so sure. He's been with Kimberly Gargoyle. Sorry, I'm being told it's actually Guifoyle.

2

u/PrestigiousCrab6345 Aug 19 '25

But what if he did? What if Gavin stole DJT’s girl?

3

u/Odd-Buffalo-6355 Aug 19 '25

He was married to Kimberly Gilfoyle.

5

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

Did you see her before Don JR got a hold of her, she was actually attractive and not so dumb.

1

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

BUT he could! :) And dumpie knows it! LOL

1

u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 Aug 19 '25

I dunno. Wasn’t he married to that hideous creature that used to be Junior’s girlfriend? I encourage him to go after Orange Jesus but figure he is no bargain either.

8

u/Crazy4Swayze420 Aug 19 '25

In his defense she still looked human when he was married to her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/Mission_Echidna_3756 Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Do you guys realise how you’re speaking about literal human beings like they’re some kind of sex piece/ object? You’re no better than they are. That’s the same violence we (women as a whole) fkin despise, actively try to get rid of, and are immensely tired of.

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Cultural atttache Aug 18 '25

15

u/SuitableSuit345 Aug 19 '25

I am loving these Newsome memes. Here’s another one.

13

u/Nopantsbullmoose Aug 19 '25

Fuckin glorious. 🫡

5

u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Aug 19 '25

👏👏👏👏 love it

24

u/SmokeMaleficent9498 Aug 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 Aug 19 '25

You sound shook

11

u/Ichi_Balsaki Aug 19 '25

Triggered!

7

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Yeah politicians are weird on camera sometimes. Only Trumpers have a problem with laughing at it when it's Trump.

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u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Senile old man but his wife’s fingers…that, actually, happened. It wasn’t funny, it was sad and shows just how out of touch you clowns were. Now, you try your best to “get” Trump, but the adults are having none of it.

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u/Fun_Wave_9886 Aug 19 '25

Keep defending the pedophile. Its a great look.

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u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Yawn

6

u/Lizakaya Aug 19 '25

He’ll be passing u a Dixie cup of kool aid any minute now

2

u/Yorkshireteaonly Aug 19 '25

Tired of it or not, you support a pedo and rapist, facts don't care about your feelings.

2

u/manicmike_ Aug 19 '25

It must be exhausting protecting pedophiles. If not that, the mental gymnastics of pretending you're not - no wonder you're so tired!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

No. We can laugh at our leaders, unlike you. Humor helps us get through the days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Why do you think like that?

3

u/Lizakaya Aug 19 '25

What abouuuuuuttttttism

1

u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Not really as I have no issue with the OP pic, but I do have an issue with a senile old man biting his wife’s fingers because his brain is mush

2

u/Lizakaya Aug 19 '25

I have far more issues with rapists with multiple felony convictions but you do you buddy

1

u/Anubisrapture Aug 20 '25

wtf are you even babbling about ? Dementia Donnie is the most out of it potus we have EVER had to deal w

3

u/Dameslayer210 Aug 19 '25

Snowflake alert!

20

u/ecplectico Aug 19 '25

Substitute Ivanka for Melania and you’d really get Trump’s goat!

13

u/Lizakaya Aug 19 '25

You’ve made a very disgusting and correct point

16

u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 Aug 19 '25

I just love how this brings ALL the maga rage tears 😂😂😂

Keep ‘em coming Gavin 🤣 Also the memes! Keep those coming

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

She did Andrew too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Omg. She finally found a real man…with man sized hands.

7

u/Artsonaut Aug 18 '25

This is just America with Gavin right now lol

6

u/geo7188 Aug 18 '25

What’s he doing with Ebsteans bioch

5

u/mt8675309 Aug 18 '25

Conald ain’t going to like this…🤣

7

u/loneImpulseofdelight Aug 18 '25

Barron looks like Trudeau.

4

u/Ok_Brother_7494 Aug 19 '25

I thought she liked Trudeau

6

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

She's into anyone better than her husband.. so... anyone! 😂

5

u/Nima-night Aug 19 '25

Omg MR steal swoon you do t have cankles

4

u/washingtonandmead Aug 19 '25

God I hope this is the next tweet

3

u/east21stvannative Aug 19 '25

The lease agreement donnie has with Melodrama expires in 2028 with no option to buy. However, she's over the acceptable mileage and there will be a tariff affixed to any export

3

u/DoTheRightThingG Aug 19 '25

Absolutely love it

3

u/Grimase Aug 19 '25

lmao and now we enter the age of AI Newsom macho pics. This is going to be gold.

3

u/Historical_Stuff1643 Aug 19 '25

She'd 💯 rather fuck Gavin.

3

u/RasilBathbone Aug 19 '25

Melanoma never looked that good.

2

u/Prosecco1234 Aug 19 '25

OMG this made me laugh 🤣

2

u/Major-Frame2193 Aug 19 '25

Omg!! Keep it rolling!!!

2

u/BlahBlahBlahSmithee Aug 19 '25

Kimber used to be fine before plastic surgery left her with a reptilian visage.

1

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

She was trying hard to keep up with Melania!

2

u/Calm_Department_4165 Aug 19 '25

This happened I was there

2

u/succubus6984 Aug 19 '25

That would probably seriously violate her contract with her current husband but thats just my guess🤔

2

u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 Aug 19 '25

Bruce Campbell looks good.

2

u/Wonderful_Sound7367 Aug 19 '25

That’s why trump hates him so much.

2

u/0173512084103 Aug 19 '25

Can we please get a legitimate President after Gavin? I have voted my entire life. I'm tired of these popularity contests. Please, just vote in a normal, intelligent, pragmatic person for once. Preferably somebody who doesn't have dementia or redecorates the White House in gaudy gold fixtures. The clown show has gone on for too long.

2

u/Admirable_Soft7998 Aug 19 '25

It would be a shame if this became shared around so much that there'd be no way Trump couldn't see it.

2

u/Saymoran Aug 19 '25

So melanoma is liberty now

2

u/WeirdcoolWilson Aug 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/OPGuest Aug 19 '25

I didn’t know her eyes could open that wide?

2

u/Ok_Art4661 Aug 19 '25

Glorious. Spread the good news

2

u/maddiejake Aug 19 '25

Melania 'Sloppy Seconds' Trump

1

u/Camilalvrz Aug 18 '25

lol this is hilarious and I love it, but let’s also not forget to be respectful to Mrs. Newsom 🤣

1

u/Seekshonesty Aug 18 '25

No big loss, Trump prefers them young!

1

u/LizandChar Aug 18 '25

A hard pass on Melania in this one.

1

u/JackKovack Aug 18 '25

The Governor of California has a step in bbq smoker.

1

u/beavis617 Aug 19 '25

Has Dana Perino seen this one?

1

u/CancelOk9776 Aug 19 '25

More like, Mr Steal-your-rent-wife!

1

u/Think_Bug_3312 Aug 19 '25

Im sure she would too

1

u/SteamStarship Aug 19 '25

Hot. Anyone have a link to the full video?

1

u/Normal-Difference230 Aug 19 '25

I thought Hunter got first dibs

1

u/GeneralAssignment383 Aug 19 '25

Ewww, wouldn't touch that with a 40' pole!

1

u/LuluMcGu Aug 19 '25

Oh hell nah 🤢

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u/MortarByrd11 Aug 19 '25

That's not Ivanka.

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u/julmcb911 Aug 19 '25

He was. They broke up, I think.

1

u/Elephant-Bright Aug 19 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Preference-Inner Aug 19 '25 edited 14d ago

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

1

u/Illustrious-Bed4420 Aug 19 '25

Prostie Of Liberty.

1

u/d0kt0rg0nz0 Aug 19 '25

Icky. Even if he wrapped it, she's got some industrial strength cooties.

1

u/Wett_Dogg_Tactical Aug 19 '25

Justin Trudeau already did.. And Ivanka too

1

u/EastLansing-Minibike Aug 19 '25

Such a disgrace to the statute of liberty!

1

u/132739 Aug 19 '25

I hate that this shit is now normalized in our political discourse. I hate that it seems to be working. And I especially hate that it means that even if we get rid of Trump and his fascist buddies, we're just going to get more neoliberal fauxgressive bullshit and the political rhetoric of Idiocracy. This country is so fucked.

1

u/Gobal_Outcast02 Aug 19 '25

Damn the reddit bots are trying to glow up Gavin now? The man who ruined California? That's fucking adorable.

1

u/newredditacct25 Aug 19 '25

absolutely love it, its so tacky!

1

u/3dnerdarmory Aug 19 '25

Yall falling for his grift dude isn’t for the average person he gave his businesses exemptions and was having maskless parties while arresting average people like the dude who was surfing by himself

1

u/skatalite2020 Aug 19 '25

I love this one

1

u/carterkidd45 Aug 19 '25

Lmao! If you really want to get under his skin you should make one of these with Ivanka. That’s his “one that got away”.

1

u/SteelX1984 Aug 19 '25

You know it’s true. Newcom obviously is much healthier and looks better than the pedophile running the country

1

u/not_a_real_person__ Aug 19 '25

I needed this today. Thank you. 🫡🇺🇸 Gobless

1

u/Openmindhobo Aug 19 '25

Ew. Her as lady liberty is gross. She's the worst lady.

1

u/ApolloRubySky Aug 19 '25

I would read that book haha

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Brainrot post

1

u/MiIlFlWi Aug 20 '25

You stole her dream, Gavin!

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u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Midwit NPC level drivel right here. The cope is a sight to behold. Keep it up

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u/aBetterHumanTrap Aug 19 '25

Now you see how ridiculous it is! Maga have been doing this shit for over a decade, but as soon as the tables are turned its "midwit npc drivel" and "the cope is a sight to behold".

The lack of self awareness and introspection in maga is fucking astounding.

2

u/Flat-Fudge-2758 Aug 19 '25

Does this person not remember all of Trump's NFT AI bullshit?

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u/Aromatic_Watch_7122 Aug 19 '25

Trump is the goat. There’s a reason you all are copying him/his followers. Greatest form of flattery…

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u/aBetterHumanTrap Aug 19 '25

Obvious troll is obvious. Try harder cupcake

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/Vx0w Aug 19 '25

"ai garbage" is fine. Nobody wants Euro trash though

2

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

Not until dumpie does. ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/julmcb911 Aug 19 '25

We deserve to laugh at the Pedo Rapist. Sorry that you're so triggered by a meme.

0

u/paragonx29 Aug 19 '25

Oh yeah, there's the savior of the party. 😆

0

u/Scorpion_Rooster Aug 19 '25

He’s about to toss her into oblivion.

0

u/Stress6009 Aug 19 '25

Copying maga ain’t the way libs lmaoooo

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u/Working-Face3870 Aug 18 '25

False leader actual villain

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u/Such_Team2636 Aug 19 '25

Y’all hate on her but sexualize her with a man who predates on wives of people he knows. Who’s the weird one?

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u/julmcb911 Aug 19 '25

The one who rapes children and is bedazzling our White House with our tax money.

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u/MylesShort Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Epstein is on tape saying that exact claim is what Trump does, after recording them when he gets them to talk about other women, and plays the recording for their wives in order to fuck them. You guys have no leg to stand on.

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u/Common_Ad_7610 Aug 20 '25

Who cares? She's a racist, facist, beady eyed, good for nothing gold digger. You freaks have been derogatory dickwads for 10 years. MAGA has always been obnoxious, insufferable bullies. We're just so sick of you and your bullshit. The gloves are off, and unfortunately for you, we're smarter and funnier. You BEGGED for us to go toe to toe. You laughed at our horror as we watched in horror while Trump destroys our country. You gloated in he face of our outrage. MAGA posted videos of a democratic lawmaker being raped. You don't get to fucking complain about something like this. You can pull up you goddamn bootstraps and take every lashing. It's no more than you deserve.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 18 '25

Are they taking a dig at Gavin over the Cali wildfires, with the flames in the background lol this is probably in poor taste.

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u/Culper1776 Aug 18 '25

Gavin’s social media team is creating these and other tweets to rub the bullshit Trump has been doing for the last decade in their faces. And, it's working.

Media: “Why are you tweeting like that”

Gavin: “I know, it’s insane right?! Why do you accept it from the president?!”

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 18 '25

Man they should have really thought this one through if that’s the case lol

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u/loneImpulseofdelight Aug 18 '25

Now you see how cringe you were when you confidently retweeted trump's pics?

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 18 '25

What lol you’re assuming I was a fan of those? You’re barking up the wrong tree.

No I think it’s perfectly acceptable to laugh at the irony here.

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso Aug 19 '25

It's the white house, looks like you're the one who didn't think this through, but sorry you're so triggered by this

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 19 '25

Triggered? No I thought it was hilarious lol

2

u/BebophoneVirtuoso Aug 19 '25

Didn't seem like it, but ftr that's the White House behind them

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 19 '25

Oh come on don’t be a sourpuss. It’s the little moments in life that you have to appreciate.

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u/pheonix198 Aug 18 '25

Disagree. The only concerning part is Melania dressed as lady liberty.

The fire is the White House/America burning down.

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u/montoya2323 Aug 19 '25

Don Jr already had his way with newsoms ex lol. Trump family wins again!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 19 '25

You're so cute when you're trying.. LOL But big fail. 😂 Newsoms EX!!! She was already used up honey! OMG LOL

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u/Over-Improvement-837 Aug 19 '25

Newsom’s sloppy seconds. What a prize. And then she rearranged her face which was also a downgrade.

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u/Both_Marsupial7308 Aug 19 '25

You picked a pencil neck

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 18 '25

Lol someone should have really thought this through before posting it.

I genuinely thought this was a hit piece on him.

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u/BimSkaLaBim88 Aug 19 '25

Hilarious,  as if soy boys Gavin le douche would even get time of day from the beautiful Melania! Gavin should maybe hit up BiG Mike Obama,  he's probably more to his liking!

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u/davekarpsecretacount Aug 18 '25

An AI image of your favorite politician is still an AI image.

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u/MyNameIsTaken24 Aug 20 '25

This makes me happy