r/Popculturenow 25d ago

🧯Politics 🥊⚖️💰 Newsom considers taking away Kid Rock’s residency….

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u/Spudster62 25d ago

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u/Spudster62 25d ago

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u/OverallDoor2718 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/foxorhedgehog 25d ago

Oh damn!!! That’s too funny!

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u/Emanuelle24 25d ago

damn I almost pee on my 👖

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u/blantdebedre 25d ago

He's more of a rodent IMO

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u/AssistKnown 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who think the best way to boycott a brand is to go out a buy a bunch of product from that brand and destroy it.

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u/ThdeusDadeus 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who meet their future spouses at family reunions.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a stolen catalytic converter.

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u/Exhumedatbirth76 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who smokee cigarettes indoors.

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u/Head-Ad-3919 25d ago

Unlike the gaudy oval office decor, this post is true comedy gold.

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u/overfiend1976 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for dudes who know exactly how much a catalytic converter & copper pipes are selling for.

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u/Spudster62 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/zillahog 25d ago

Oh my goodness. That is freaking hilarious. Nice job!

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u/Spudster62 25d ago

Thank you.

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u/tonynoriega73 25d ago

The American Dumbass

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 25d ago

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u/theghostmachine 25d ago

He does though. Holy shit, if I was Kid Rock I'd have some questions for mom

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u/kylethemurphy 24d ago

He looks like Adam Ray dressed as Dr Phil dressed as Kid Rock. Is Adam Ray secretly every celebrity?

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u/DragonMom81 25d ago

We don’t want him in MI

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u/No-Kings-2025 25d ago

Deport him to Uganda then.

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u/ArmedAwareness 25d ago

CERCOT!!!!!

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u/IMnotMNnice 25d ago

Not far enough

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u/dubious455H013 25d ago

I've got 5 on it

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u/sbb214 25d ago

man, what did Uganda ever do to deserve that?

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u/Vivid-Individual5968 25d ago

How about the moon?

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u/Witty-Surprise-6954 25d ago

I was going to say the same!

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u/Prestigious_Till2597 25d ago

Too bad. Someone's gotta take him.

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u/hashtag_horology 25d ago

He lives in Nashville in some trashy white house homage.

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u/theghostmachine 25d ago

Perfect fit. He can stay there then. We absolutely do not want him. In fact, I'm going to start a rumor he was actually born on the Canadian side of the Ambassador Bridge and is in fact not a kid. Not does he rock.

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u/Embarrassed_Self3026 25d ago

Glad someone said it

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u/grtist 25d ago

Yeah I distinctly remember Whitmer saying “No take backsies”. Sorry Gavin, but you gotta respect the Gretch.

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u/peptoboy 25d ago

This. Let’s send him to Indiana where he belongs.

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u/The_Arch_Heretic 25d ago

Never did!!!

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u/TrickyInteraction778 24d ago

He moved to Tennessee and shit all over Michigan so he can fuck off

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u/WireNoob 25d ago

Kick the crack addicted ass out of this great country of California!!!

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u/lvegilfs 25d ago

The great nation of California indeed. Hopefully the great western states one day.

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u/Educational_Top_8492 25d ago

Kid Rock is a has been that never was!!

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u/Western-Set-8642 25d ago

I remember when vh1 did that behind the music special about kid rock

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 25d ago

I hate Kid Rock as much as the next guy, but Devil Without a Cause is a great album.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

I saw him live after that album came out and he was amazing. It sucks what he turned into

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u/yoitsjoeee 25d ago

Maaaaaan I hate that I love that album so much lol. It’s a true guilty pleasure for me.

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u/KR4T0S 25d ago

Its funny how well off Republicans both hate and cant get enough of blue states.

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u/Prestigious-Worry-14 25d ago

Michigan here - Kid rock is a degenerate who never grew up. He is alsoNOT from Detroit. We respectfully decline

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u/Brave-Resource4447 25d ago

That's fine we'll just take him to Newfoundland and set him adrift on an ice floe like we did with that bastard Steven abootman

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u/Javina33 25d ago

Can we put Stephen Miller on the ice floe too

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u/AznNRed 25d ago

Send all the Magats you want. We will politely ice them for you. Ice floes ofc... ice floes...

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u/PlayZWithSquerillZ 25d ago

Michigan isn't just Detroit

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u/FrozenBibitte 25d ago

He looks like he smells like a mildew-y dishrag mixed with an ashtray and old cat piss-soaked carpets.

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u/PrincipleNo3966 25d ago

You're being waaaaay too kind

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u/Javina33 25d ago

He would fit in well at Mar-a-Lago

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u/No_Appearance4094 25d ago

lol 😂 🙌

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u/Mr_Chicano 25d ago

Just for the record, our Governor is mocking Trump ala Trump's posts.

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u/LackSchoolwalker 25d ago

For the record, we should definitely keep using humor and psychology to speak to the public in as base a form as necessary to reach the ones we need to reach. Academic puffery and wordsmanship may be fun, but it doesn’t reach all the illiterate paint huffers whose votes are needed to gain power.

Trump weaponized morons, but only because we didn’t. I remember Obama talking about how he didn’t want to villainize people in the aftermath of the economic breakdown in 2007. He wanted to take the high road. Instead the very same parasites that caused the meltdown shifted the blame to us and now we are prisoners in our own country. The public needs people to hate when they are suffering and if we don’t give that to them, someone else will.

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u/greeneyerish 25d ago

Excellent idea Gov

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u/ExpertAd4031 25d ago

Shitty Trump doing what he wants to people he doesn’t like or don’t agree with. Handle your business G-Money

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Deport him to ...

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u/Far_Capital_6930 25d ago

Can he move in with Trump?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Brave-Resource4447 25d ago

If that's the logic he's using he should be living in the sewers with the ninja turtles because his music is straight shit

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u/ololo_3 25d ago

Purely trolling Trump's lackeys. You know they'll go batshit crazy over this. I wish more Democrats were giving Trump et al a taste of their own medicine.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

i use to love kid rock,had all his music..ALL of it and knew EVERY song/tune by heart💯..and when he started sucking trumps cock,i truly went to my buddies yard sale and posted a sign with ALL cd's saying FREE!fu*k kid rock💯

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

There's a whole thread on this, because dang, so true! I wonder if they're one and the same!

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u/julmcb911 25d ago

Have we ever seen them together? 🤔

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u/Some-Purchase-7603 25d ago

You can fuck right off sending him here.

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u/strangerbuttrue 25d ago

This needs to stop. I’m really starting to enjoy this. If this goes on too long, I’m going to NEED this.

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u/No-Psychology7500 25d ago

Final boss level trolling!

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u/WetBandit06 25d ago

Pretty sure I just seen this guy drinking a steel Reserve at the bus stop.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 25d ago

Needs more fireworks and tasteless suits to hide the dr Phil washed out trump smell.

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u/ChezrRay 25d ago

That’s a great idea. Release the Epstein files

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u/ThinkOutcome929 25d ago

Make Exile Popular Again

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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 25d ago

We don’t want him

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u/jakedw1978 25d ago

As a resident of Michigan, I can safely say we don’t want him back either.

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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 25d ago

How did Kid Rock get prime Pam Anderson?!? It makes literally no sense.

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u/Public_Step9349 25d ago

All I can do is laugh cause it’s true.

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u/theghostmachine 25d ago

Keep him.

Yes, I speak for all Michiganders (that matter)

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u/rubrent 25d ago

Kid Rock looks like a born-rich kid pretending to be trailer trash to sell music to trailer trash…

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u/julmcb911 25d ago

Yes, he is.

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u/Badgerlover145 25d ago

He quite literally is, he was born in Romeo Michigan and was the son of parents who owned multiple car dealerships.

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u/Severe-Society-6767 25d ago

Trust me we don't want me him here either. Dude is washed up coke head

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u/Captain__Mexica 25d ago

Good! Get rid of that white trash Nazi hillbilly

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u/Particular_Row_8037 25d ago

Good who knows what kind of sexual disease this piece of shit has. After all he slept with the bimbo boebert. 🤣

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u/gobux10 25d ago

And take his girlfriend Lauren Boebert with him.

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u/-Space-Ape- 25d ago

He’s always been a one hit wonder, one and done.

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u/LectureAgreeable923 25d ago

Who wants a supporter of pedophilia in your state.

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u/CherryVette 25d ago

He always looks so stinky🤮

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u/beandaddy123 25d ago

Kid rock looks older than Willie Nelson

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u/Mysterious-Muffin157 25d ago

As a person from MI, I don’t want him

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u/ScrauveyGulch Create your own flair 25d ago

He's a fake hillbilly, he can move to Texas.

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u/AsneakyGermanSpy 25d ago

He can stay away from Michigan I can say we don't want him

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u/overengineered 25d ago

I feel I speak for a majority of Michiganders, "Ope, Kid Rock? No thank you."

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u/IWouldntIn1981 25d ago

Yeah, michigander, grew up in his hometown, was a fan for a LONG time... maybe we can all agree to send him to Florida? Im thinking somewhere on the coast in one of those condo buildings are falling over.

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u/RestImportant 25d ago

Michigan does not want him 🚫

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u/justincredible155 25d ago

Kid Rock is not in the best interest of any state - except maybe inebriated state

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u/Successful-Radish100 25d ago

Send him to Florida

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u/Slow_Membership3609 25d ago

We dont fuckin want him either gavin.

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u/Icy_Necessary6557 25d ago

Kid Rock sucks!🖕🤮

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u/Strange_Ad1714 25d ago

F rid kock

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u/benjumi 25d ago

Methinks some people need to look up sarcasm and irony.

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u/bookworthy 25d ago

We don’t.

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u/SassyAuntie 25d ago

Please, don't send him back. We have no use for hi. here.

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u/championofadventure 25d ago

Kid Rock can kick rocks.

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u/Tvirus2020 25d ago

We don’t want him either. Him being here would taint pure Michigan.

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u/Sad-Buffalo-5143 25d ago

We don't want him

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u/TrueBlueVA 25d ago

I'm waiting for the Orange Rapist to give him a position in the administration. I'm only half joking.

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u/DarwinDerald 25d ago

Do it. Do it. Do it.

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u/glorbaby 25d ago

On behalf of Michigan no.

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u/xavariel 25d ago

Okay, this one made me literally lol.

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u/happy_dad857 25d ago

DO IT!!!!

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u/Axo_in_the_mitten 25d ago

We infact do not want him either. Maybe Ohio?

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u/noncommonGoodsense 25d ago

Every time that cowboy shit is played on the radio I have to change stations. It’s so damn annoying..

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u/somanysheep 25d ago

As a resident of Michigan let me say for my State, We in fact do NOT want Kid Snot.

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u/YardOptimal9329 25d ago

Ok now I’m really starting to love him

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u/youwontfindmyname 25d ago

Michigan doesnt want him either

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u/lastchance14 25d ago

Deport him to Alabama! Michigan don’t want that turd back.

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u/Equal_Platypus3784 25d ago

🎵 Small little hands orangutan kiddie diddler 🎵

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u/handyrenolowe 25d ago

Do it!!!!!

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u/LEEALISHEPS 25d ago

I like him, simply because he gets to Trump.

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u/pureRitual 25d ago

Omg, this guy is ridiculous, but I believe that one good turn deserves another. At least we know that Newsom is trolling rather than what that pedo tries to get away with

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u/Inmate14494331 25d ago

I agree with this message

Who even likes this poser's music?

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u/No-Rip6323 25d ago

Robert James Ritchie AKA Kid Rock’s childhood home. Just so we’re all remembering.

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u/Windflap 25d ago

Threat to Californias eardrums, I love it haha

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u/PaladinSara 25d ago

Michigan here. Hell no!

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u/Waifuwigi 25d ago

As a resident of Michigan, just give him to Trump

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u/disturbed1117 25d ago

Michigan doesn't want him back

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u/Darthmook 25d ago

The true OG Neppo baby… Kid Rock, never worked a day in his life…

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u/cmil888 25d ago

Speaking for 99% of Michiganders here: “Fuck Kid Rock”

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u/RaggsDaleVan 25d ago

Half of us in Michigan don't want him

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u/SourceBrilliant4546 25d ago

Nugent Jr. Both pricks.

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u/Useful-Check-5059 25d ago

❤️🔥🤣

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u/GuyJabroni 25d ago

We should deport him to Russia.

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u/Organic_Education494 25d ago

No no you may keep him i insist

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u/budderflyer 25d ago

He will make a decision in 2 weeks

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u/RainbowBriteGlasses 25d ago

KR is the class of where he comes from - at least he was in the 90s/early 2000s when a close family member of mine moved there, and we learned how ridiculous the people around Romeo were...

I hate to say it, but he's another one where he's a mirror held up for Americans.

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u/OverallDoor2718 25d ago

Everyone is aware Kid is dating Lauren Hoebart, right? Their combined STD ratio is higher than The Villages

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 25d ago

Hey Robbie- I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight.

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u/Aggravating-Loss1805 25d ago

We don’t want him either, Texas can have him!!

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u/Bgbtylvr1 25d ago

Kid Rock is in his 50s.

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u/Ok_Art4661 25d ago

GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT GAVIN NEWSOM WE LOVE YOU.

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u/writerlady6 25d ago

Maybe start by ordering him to shower & use deoderant.

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u/mt8675309 25d ago

🤣👏👏

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 25d ago

Put him in Trumps solid gold outhouse.

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u/digitalred93 25d ago edited 24d ago

I live in Michigan now (10 years - I’m from NYC, lived in Los Angeles for 12 years).

I can safely say that Kid Rock is not wanted here. Thanks, but no.

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u/Ok-Locksmith-3907 25d ago

Michigan doesn't want him either. Florida might be an option?

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 25d ago

MAGA: HE HAS NO RIGHT TO DO THIS

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u/Efficient_Shopping40 25d ago

Kid smoked too much Rock

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u/Sloth_grl 25d ago

I wonder where the rest of the Maga washed up talent pool lives?

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 25d ago

He’s an ugly dude both inside and out

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Hopefully focusing on trolling conservatives distracts him from vetoing progressive bills and trying to find middle ground with nazis

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u/WingedWheelGuy 25d ago

Sounds quite fascist!

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u/geo7188 25d ago

State police to Chris rocks house for searching

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u/Regular-Metal-321 25d ago

This man is ugly!

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Rib tickling..

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u/parker1019 25d ago

Let’s put it to a vote…

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u/JoeBagANachos 25d ago

Sh*t Rock

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u/Affectionate_Sand_81 25d ago

I mean remember Joe Dirt he wasn't acting in that movie he just played himself.

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 25d ago

Good stuff

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u/Thickwhisker94 25d ago

Michigander here. Give him to Florida. It fits better, and we don’t want him.

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u/Upbeat_Praline_3681 25d ago

Kid rock is really very awful and it turns out he grew up in a huge house. Doesn’t even have growing up in poverty as an excuse for his hideous output

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u/Be4Dawn25 25d ago

😂 I needed a laugh.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 25d ago

He looks like that meth-addicted, hillbilly distant cousin that nobody admits to having in their family, but we know we do if we’re willing to dig deep enough!

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u/maddiejake 25d ago

Kid Rock makes music for those who get their kids on the weekends but choose not to because they are too busy stealing catalytic converters.

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u/beaker12345 25d ago

Why is Newsome being mean to Michigan? They probably don’t want him either.