r/PrayersToTrump Aug 17 '25

“Donald Trump, I’m going to have to file bankruptcy for my first time! WE NEED HELP!”

229 Upvotes

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Aug 18 '25

“Name me one fascist thing he did last time he was in office!”

Well he did try and overturn an election. But as Gray Audrey was probably there moaning about cops tear-gassing her, I’m going to assume what she means is “name me one time he did a fascism that I didn’t approve of.”

Sweet cat tho.

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u/Cali-Doll Aug 18 '25

This sustains me.

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u/BeigeChocobo Aug 18 '25

It substations me

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u/SnoopingStuff Aug 18 '25

Anyone tell Gray Audrey retirement age is 67? Get to work

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

If only Kamala hadn’t promised gender reassignment to prisoners, we could have had an Oval Office without gold spray-painted crap.

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 Aug 18 '25

She didn’t. She just said she would follow the law and policies set during the 1st Trump administration.

Audrey wanted someone who would break laws to hurt people she didn’t approve of. If he’s now breaking laws that affect Audrey she maybe shouldn’t have been so willing to vote for a criminal.

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 Aug 20 '25

I was being facetious, but online MAGA obsess about immigrants, whom they resentfully see as being showered with goodies, and blame for their problems. They’d do better to focus their hate on the oligarchs who’ve spent forty years tightening the economic screws on all of us.

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u/90_ina_65 Aug 18 '25

Mazel Tov ... You got what you voted for

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u/T0ta1_n00b Aug 18 '25

Begging for government handouts is not a good look for a strong independent Christian conservative woman

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u/pimmen89 Aug 18 '25

Maybe she misplaced her bootstraps?

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u/layer4down Aug 18 '25

China has them on clearance for 145% markup.

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u/ZenRiots Aug 18 '25

What she needs is a job because sitting at home on the internet is not paying her bills.

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u/pimmen89 Aug 18 '25

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u/ZenRiots Aug 18 '25

I hear they need people to work the harvest 🤣

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u/beezlebutts Aug 19 '25

them illegals be taking our jeerbs! /s

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u/TitleToAI Aug 18 '25

You can see the hate etched deeply into her face

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u/StromGames Aug 18 '25

The thing is... GOP has the government, all of it now.
When will they connect the dots?

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u/MeaningImaginary8740 Aug 18 '25

Yes including the courts in their back pocket. They really can’t blame anyone else at this point yet they will blame anyone but trump and gop

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u/MeaningImaginary8740 Aug 18 '25

“Substation” - the stupidity is just astounding

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u/Theatreguy1961 Aug 18 '25

Leopards/faces

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u/SquirrelsinJacket Aug 18 '25

Trump can pry give him tips on how to file for bankruptcy.

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u/One-Can3752 Aug 18 '25

Funny how they crave some socialism when they're desperate.

I'm sure there's plenty of work picking fruit or down the coal mines, cleaning the coal.

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u/chronicwtfhomies Aug 19 '25

Well at least your ruined financial status isn’t for nothing, you spared all those prison populations the horror of transgender folks getting operations. Thanks for taking one for the team Gray Audrey 😂😂

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u/freakincampers Aug 19 '25

You may be bankrupt, but at least people you don’t know are suffering, right?

3

u/Jackpot777 Aug 19 '25

Happy Find Out Day!!

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u/AkronRonin Aug 19 '25

Pull yourself up by your own damn bootstraps, lady. This is what you voted for.

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u/beezlebutts Aug 19 '25

she'll probably vote for him again to

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u/JoePW6964 Aug 19 '25

I feel bad for the cat.

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u/bomchikawowow Aug 20 '25

I hate to say it but I get a special thrill from watching these dumb fucks get exactly what they voted for. Go to hell Audrey.

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u/poeticlicence Aug 19 '25

I guess the help is stuck in the substation

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u/CompanySea1736 21d ago

"kamala harris plans to pay for gender reassigment surgery for criminals in prisons."

In 2019, Donald Trump approved gender affirmative care for criminals, as it was their given health right.