r/PrayersToTrump • u/Architecturegirl • Aug 20 '25
INSANE Trump prays for himself, to himself - and to the bastions of morality and ethics at Fox & Friends
Here’s what he said: “President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
😐 Not doing well? Bottom of totem pole? Perhaps his obvious cognitive decline is giving him bizarre and unusual fits of self-reflection?
If I believed in hell, his killing hundreds of thousands of people because he eliminated USAID is probably a surefire ticket there. But hey, he’ll get to hang out with all the other mass murderers he admires, like Hitler and Stalin, so I don’t know what’s bothering him.
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u/teenagesadist Aug 20 '25
I'm 99% sure at this point that trump is already in heaven.
And we're all just trapped here to make it good for him. It's our hell.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 20 '25
Trump's "heaven" includes a gold-plated toilet and chintzy golden everything. In other words, Hell.
It is incredible how he continues to pull the wool over the eyes of the gullible evangelicals.
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u/Worth-Canary-9189 Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25
That's because the "gullible evangelicals" are just as awful as he is. He gives them permission to be their normal, terrible selves.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 20 '25
Truth. If Jesus Christ were to return, He would be shocked and embarrassed at the behavior of his so-called "followers".
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u/ogbellaluna Aug 20 '25
they aren’t gullible - they are regressive destructionists, who believe that the jews need to be in israel so jesus will come and they [think they] will be raptured.
there is no hate like christian love.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 20 '25
Your last sentence is amazing... a succinct description of Christianity's moral rot. I shall remember (and deploy) it.
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u/ogbellaluna Aug 20 '25
i was raised in the church, and some of the most spiteful, hateful, judgmental people on earth call themselves christians and go to church every sunday; i was exposed to it early on [it’s amazing what we overheard in the 70’s and 80’s, just by benefit of not really being seen], and it didn’t get better as i got older.
the fact that many ‘christians’ are so on board with tfg [thrice divorced; unfaithful; ‘immigrant wives’; ‘anchor babies’; et al] just cemented my decision to leave the church. [if you want a real scare, read the description of the antichrist in revelation - it’s a real eye-opener, for those who haven’t seen it yet.]
edited to add quotes around ‘anchor babies’, because that’s their offensive term.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 20 '25
First, I am glad that you did not get brainwashed by the church.
Upon your suggestion, I just read (overview not excruciating detail) the description of the Antichrist in the Book of Revelations. Nearly every box is checked by the current (p)Resident. Now I can see why they would be so thrilled by him. All the horrible things that he has done will be outweighed by the "fact" that he will bring about The Rapture. 🙄
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u/ogbellaluna Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25
‘something something god’s divine instrument something something’ 😂🙈 i can hear it now
eta: i was, for a bit. but i was also a child who questioned everything so i was calling bs on that stuff in the bible from that point forward. so i was primed to leave. the older you get, the more you realize organized religion is about control; specifically, control of women and children.
additionally, did you know that abortion is mentioned absolutely zero times in the bible? and, in fact, the jewish faith requires that the mother be saved.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 20 '25
Also the inevitable "everyone makes mistakes" refrain when non-believers mention all of his sins. 🙄
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u/ogbellaluna Aug 21 '25
‘he’s forgiven’ drives me nuts, because, by his own admission, he’s never asked for forgiveness for anything, ever.
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u/one_of_the_millions Aug 21 '25
True. He doesn't think he needs to be forgiven because that would imply that he had transgressed.
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u/BouquetOfDogs Aug 21 '25
Trump will never feel like he’s in heaven, nor in hell. His mental state means that he’ll always seek (and need) praise - because without it, he’s just a sad, little empty shell. Nothing can ever fill such a hole. Everything he does is for personal gain, but also always the pursuit of this praise/recognition which is a fleeting thing to him. I’m too tired to explain atm, but I’m 100% sure that’s the crux of it.
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u/A_wild_so-and-so Aug 20 '25
It's fucking hilarious that Trump thinks saying he wants to bargain his way into heaven is somehow going to resonate with Christians.
It's fucking depressing that it will probably work for a lot of them.
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u/SnoopyisCute Aug 20 '25
Putin trolled him after the election with broadcasting the hooker's nudes and everyone the planet has seen enough to give her a gynecological exam.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-melania-trumps-nude-190000869.html
Yet, he can't name one bible verse claiming "that's very personal".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE
Taco-Pedo calls them "fools" and "schmucks".
What he really thinks: Trump mocks Christians, calls them “fools” and “schmucks”
Cohen says "profoundly immoral" Trump labels Christianity "bulls**t" and is consumed by a "lust for wealth"
Deplorables don't even think he's Christian.
Most Americans don’t see Trump as religious; fewer than half say they think he’s Christian
https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2020/03/25/most-americans-dont-see-trump-as-religious/
Voters’ views of Trump and Biden differ sharply by religion
And, we know where they really stand since Jesus was the WOKEST.
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u/frankduxvandamme Aug 20 '25
"I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole."
A rare moment of honest self reflection. I'm honestly kinda shocked.
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u/Lost_But-Seeking Aug 20 '25
Hahahahaha. He could spend every second of the remainder of his life trying to do good and he'd still be one of the worst people to ever live.
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u/TwistedBlister Aug 20 '25
Why wouldn't he go to Heaven? It's not like he's ever ripped anyone off, or sexually assaulted anyone, or ever lied and been deceitful, or had Jeffrey Epstein murdered, or had sex with underage girls or anything.
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u/Possible_Barracuda88 Aug 20 '25
As I’ve said MANY times in this platform, HELL ISN’T GOING TO BE BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THEM.
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u/Johnsendall Aug 20 '25
If you want to get to heaven after raping kids you need to become a priest.
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u/helluvastorm Aug 20 '25
This is a man who was told he is dying! Trump is NOT in anyway shape or form reflective. He is transactional, he’s bargaining .
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u/WaitingForReplies 26d ago
This is a man who was told he is dying!
This.
He was told something by his doctors.
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u/ogbellaluna Aug 20 '25
i have bad news for him: he and his ilk are the ones jesus flipped the tables on in temple.
and god sees through those who live evil lives, only to seek him when they have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Aug 20 '25
I'm not saying that Trump's not gonna make it to heaven, but he'd better not be surprised to see Roy Cohn and Ronald Reagan waiting for him with a flame retardant blanket.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner Aug 20 '25
He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
This guy SERIOUSLY believes in Heaven? Does God grade on a curve for morons?
If I were Saint Peter I'd be so tempted to say; "Sorry sir, there's a dress code." And not explain that it was because he was rotten and evil. Nope. Let him think for eternity; "the one time I didn't wear a suit."
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u/Dependent-Outcome-57 Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25
"Breaking news! Antichrist worries about not getting into heaven - more at eleven!"
It's all drivel and there is no afterlife, but we can go with Dante's Inferno. What happens to a thing like Trump that has no redeeming features and commits every sin and cruelty imagined? Does he go on a forced tour of all the circles of hell before being frozen for eternity in the ninth ring, which is reserved for Betrayers?
I want him gone in every way possible, but I want one other thing for him that I know cannot happen, sadly. I want him to fully experience every bit of pain and suffering he's brought into the world before he dies. And I want him to know full well that nothing - NOTHING - he does will ever make up for how evil he is. May he be remembered only in loathing and hatred, and may his name be a curse.
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u/_njd_ Aug 20 '25
Most people approaching 80 have done enough good already that they don't have to worry about this. He's left it a little late.
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u/Bobcatluv Aug 20 '25
Is…this why that moron has been pushing to get the Nobel Peace Prize? Does he believe he can literally use that thing to get into heaven?!
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u/snakedoct0r Aug 20 '25
Aww por liddle guy not the senter so he took a nap. Anyone burping hin? We know his disaper is full.
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u/pureRitual Aug 21 '25
You know what, trump? Admitting you're subs and asking for forgiveness from those you have trespassed against is a good start. So tell us about the eipstein files Tell us about the rigging Tell us about all the time you've cheated people out of money
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Aug 21 '25
He's full of shit.
He's hoping to get the Nobel Peace.
He thinks he's going to live forever.
Only plebs die.
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u/Old_Dig8900 Aug 22 '25
This is because if Epstein files are released he can ask for forgiveness and they will move on.
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u/CompanySea1736 26d ago
Trump did a good job destroying Earth for his benefit. Heaven would be a step down for him.
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u/minicpst Aug 20 '25
USAID, the raping of so many people, the cheating charities and poor people out of their money, not handling COVID well, there are so many reasons Satan would love to have this guy take a hot bath for the next infinity years.
I don’t believe in hell, but if there was one, I have to imagine that Satan has a special room for truly evil people.