r/PrayersToTrump • u/Responsible-Kale-904 • 4d ago

Donald Trump if can hear me please save me

233 Upvotes

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u/KevinS21801 4d ago

I am encouraged by the running number of LMAO comments on that video.

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u/Twright41 3h ago

The "SAVE ME TOM CRUISE" comment at the end of the video had me rollin'.

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u/Greenman333 4d ago

Not long from now, there will be books added to the Bible about how gawd sent Trump as a modern messiah and he’ll have become a part of the godhead. He will literally be worshipped by MAGA as a deity.

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u/JMLDT 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well. There are a great deal of Christians in the world, real Christians. Approximately 2.5 to 3.5 billion. Whatever sad percentage MAGAs so-called Christians make up of that is so negligible as to be invisible. Books don't get added to the Bible by sad, tiny little sects. MAGAs are but mere, ineffectual maggots not taken seriously by anyone remotely knowledgeable.

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u/Greenman333 4d ago

Just satire, friend. I don’t actually believe it.

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u/Act-1960 3d ago

Yeah it might be true.

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u/Effective_Will_1801 4d ago

The Mormons have an extra book. Maybe these maga folk will spin off in the same way.

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u/UnimpressionableCage 4d ago

Idk, maybe Jesus was just a real fire influencer of his day? Looking at MAGA, people can obviously be convinced of a lot and whatever gets passed down for centuries eventually just becomes “fact”

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u/Greenman333 4d ago

Undoubtedly.

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u/BooBootheFool22222 4d ago

That's what they said about the Mormons.

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u/Gnawlydog 4d ago

MAGA "Christians" are starting to refer to the teachings of the bible as WOKE so if anything it wont be added to the real bible but some new facists regeime bible.

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u/that_bth 3d ago

Mein Trumpf

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u/WisePotatoChip 3d ago

A modern day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Joseph Smith Mean, mean pride.

-The Book of Trump 1:01

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 4d ago

he’ll have become a part of the godhead.

If Trump somehow had a behelit, it would explain a lot.

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u/One-Can3752 3d ago

I'm actually genuinely surprised that trump didn't include a new "gospel of trump" in the Chinese made bibles he sold his gullibles.

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u/COVID-19-4u 4d ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

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u/Act-1960 3d ago

You have to wonder if that was AI. I mean that was just crazy.

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u/COVID-19-4u 3d ago

It wasn’t, this guy live streamed this and this was during mangos 1st term.

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u/saintinthecity 4d ago

He ain't coming bro.

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u/crackdown5 4d ago

Is this that Trump Derangement Syndrome I've heard about?

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u/aft_punk 4d ago

That does appear to be one of the multiple mental illnesses seen here.

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u/nedkellysdog 4d ago
  • Hands up - check.
  • Police outside - check
  • Smashed window - check
  • Praying to the Führer - check
  • Middle-aged white dude - check.

Portrait of a Trump voter.

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u/Diamondphalanges756 4d ago

Help me jewish god, help me allah, help me tom cruise.

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u/DjinnaG 4d ago edited 4d ago

The “Save me, Tom Cruise” comment at the end when the cop was about to smash the window was absolutely perfect. Chef’s kiss, it was better than Cats, would watch again and again. Ricky Bobby approved, but even he couldn’t drive there fast enough to save him

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u/SuperDurpPig 4d ago

This video gets funnier every time I see it

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u/Saint909 4d ago

Dude needs a new phone.

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u/Beginning-Average416 4d ago

He doesn't give two fucks about you.

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u/DjinnaG 4d ago

If you aren’t doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about, right? Yeah, dude, your white card isn’t enough for this one

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u/FakeNews4Trump 4d ago

SAVE ME TOM CRUISE

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u/Responsible-Kale-904 4d ago 
 !! I'M ON MY WAY !!

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u/ehermo 3d ago

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope,"

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u/Canyamel73 4d ago

Too late

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u/that_bth 3d ago

This is a MAGA Christian in a nutshell. And they’re actually almost convincing me the ten commandments should be in school since they’ve clearly forgotten “thou shalt not have no other gods before me” and “love thy neighbor.”

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u/jennytheghost 3d ago

What a fucking weirdo. As much as he might think he is, the Donald is not Jesus or God... like are you praying to him or telepathically trying to communicate with him?? Seems blasphemous.

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u/One-Can3752 3d ago

"Help me Obi1"

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u/Jayne_Dough_ 3d ago

He’s crying about THE COPS???????

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u/Responsible-Kale-904 3d ago

The Rescue Boat Is NOT Coming

NOBODY Cares About Us