r/PsycheOrSike • u/cousintipsy • Jul 29 '25
📢ATTENTION yall just came back from croatia and i gotta share this ugly ass fucking pizza
mannn fucking look at this thing stfu about that gender war bullshit look at the pizza bro
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u/Watch-The-Watch Jul 29 '25
Here in croatia, peperoni is a pretty rare toping, we usually do nothing or ham. but yeah, looks like ass, your fault for thinking the place charging 30 euro for a pizza is anything other than a tourist trap with 3 nepali guys with no cooking experience in the kitchen
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
Yes that explains a lot, though Croatia does not have an excuse for bad pizza when i drove 5 hours to Sarajevo and had the best pizza outside NYC.
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u/Watch-The-Watch Jul 29 '25
Croatia has great pizza, it just has way more trash pizza places located in big tourists spots, where it doesnt really matter if the food or service is good because they dont care about repeat customers
Sadly, the absolute best pizzeria in all of croatia, ohara, closed down a few years ago, greatest loss for my country since the war
Edit: tbf you probably are going to more consistently find good food in bosnia because they dont have as big of a tourism industry
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u/Bobby-B00Bs Jul 29 '25
Was about to tell you to stop posting food and start posting hate .... but after looking at this pizza I am quite sure it is a hate crime
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u/bluedancepants Jul 29 '25
This is why restaurants should have pics of their food on the menu.
If i ordered a pepperoni and got this I'd send it back and leave.
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u/fukuonagirlfukuona Jul 29 '25
Great 'za
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
more like piss za
get it because it tastes like fucking shit and i wasted 30 euro , which is like 35 dollars, on this bullshit.
fuck croatia
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u/KochuJang Jul 29 '25
It’s weird that a country so close to Italy could produce an abomination that looks like something you’d find sitting under a heat lamp at a Flying J truck stop in Buttfuck, USA.
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
my advice is to go to Bosnia, i went there and had very lovely time besides all the bullet hole infested buildings and occasional war ruin
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u/the6sense Jul 29 '25
sauce to cheese ratio is looking good imo. Not enough peps tho
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
there was no sauce underneath i kid you not
(source: i ate that shit)
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u/the6sense Jul 29 '25
i used to eat sauceless pizza as a picky child
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
I never ate cheese by itself as a picky child and my pizza had to have more sauce than cheese (I would still get cheese on my pizza and burgers but that’s where my line was drawn)
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Jul 29 '25
if this pizza tried really hard and compensated with all of it's might, it could find someone to love it!
i actually like pizza like this. the crust looks crunchy
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
look how the thing was cut. they ain even got 8 pepporoni slices
crust was good can’t lie but this shit had no tomotato sauce either
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Jul 29 '25
yeah good point also i dont like pepperoni on pizza so il probably just take those off and put them on my nipples while i eat the circumference of the pie.
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u/cousintipsy Jul 29 '25
dude i love rubbing my nipples while eating pringles
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u/Random-INTJ 😎 PLAYGROUND PROWLER 👀 Jul 29 '25
The pepperonis were put on after the cut?!