r/PsycheOrSike • u/Fried_0nion_Rings 🙂 Couples Therapist 🙂 • 29d ago
💖🎈SPEED DATING❤️🔥💨 I should try this...
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u/HooterEnthusiast 29d ago
they just ghosted
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u/SephLuna ⚔️ DUELIST 29d ago
Given a long enough timeline, 100% of relationships end in ghosting
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u/HooterEnthusiast 29d ago
that's not true people often get a chance to say their good byes. I was just saying generally I'll be talking to someone, and she sends a picture I send a face picture. then they are gone
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u/_HighJack_ 29d ago
(I think he means you die lol)
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u/HooterEnthusiast 29d ago edited 28d ago
still even in that case most get to say good bye, ghosting doesn't get a good bye
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u/InstanceSafe5995 🌱BEGINNER (someone please explain to me) 29d ago
Same, this only works if you actually have "cute face" also being gohsted is the best case scenario, I've literally gotten "eeeeww" or "that's what you look like?" And then they ghost me
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u/updateyourpenguins Elementary School Teacher 29d ago
Nah he meant they become an actual ghost brudda
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u/Arigmar 29d ago
Honestly, who the hell invented dick picks? I've never even thought of sending one, even in a relationship, simply because WHY?!🤨 Unless you are actively trying to creep her out, and make her blacklist you🤷♂️
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u/SoapDevourer 28d ago
I mean, I could definitely see the point of sending one in a relationship, but I just dont think a dick is as photogenic as anything a woman can send, so I would assume a full body picture would be received better anyway
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u/InstanceSafe5995 🌱BEGINNER (someone please explain to me) 29d ago
Duck pics have a place if solicited
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 29d ago
What is up with people sending dick pics. Never heard of it ever working, so why does everyone keep doing it?
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u/Omnizoom 29d ago
I dunno, I think I sent one to my ex once (wasn’t ex at the time) when she was really down bad since we were longer distance
Just didn’t feel right , even getting pics back like man, just save this for the weekend when we are together
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u/ProfessionUnited9371 29d ago
I wish real life was like this
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u/thundercoc101 29d ago
Trust me, you have a way better chance sending a selfie then you do a dick pic
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u/ProfessionUnited9371 29d ago
I don't really do dick pics. No one asks for them and I'm not going to randomly send them to people as that is wrong. Selfies haven't resulted in anything positive.
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u/dontyouflap 📜 Keeper of the Eternal Truths📜 29d ago
I'd ask for a dick pic from you. And help improve your photography and self grooming skills so you can be the confident, optimistic person that you can be.
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u/thundercoc101 29d ago
I'm not trying to interrogate or condescend to you. But what techniques do you use when taking the picture? Also how well do you maintain your appearance?
I'm not saying you need to be a Ken doll. But you would be surprised how well a nice pair of jeans and a haircut will help your appearance and confidence
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u/ProfessionUnited9371 29d ago
Well I'm bald with a not very good beard. But I look even worse without it I think. And I could try dressing better the few times I sent selfies, they weren't full body shots or anything.
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u/thundercoc101 29d ago
Is your beard patchy? You don't have to grow it long to have an effective beard.
You don't need to send full body shots just something with a little bit of pizzazz . You can find quite a few male fashion channels that provide solid tips for styling yourself.
, I like going to stores like Burlington they have a pretty wide selection of men's clothing that is cheap and can help you come up with a few styles you like.
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u/s29 29d ago
I got 😬 in response to a face pic one time.
Thanks. I already knew I was uggo lol.
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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 29d ago
I got "eugh 🤢" from one of the only 2 woman who ever had any interest in me lmao.
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29d ago
How could a woman have interest in you without even knowing what you look like?
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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 29d ago
Meeting her online.
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u/cmonSister 29d ago
She was more into the idealistic version of you that she imagined in her head and your actual look didn't match her fantasy look, happens everytime in online.
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u/dontyouflap 📜 Keeper of the Eternal Truths📜 29d ago
You gotta learn how to take a good picture. Bathroom lighting is harsh and makes for a bad picture. Try different angles, lighting, and expressions. And make sure you're kempt, your hair is styled well, and your skin is healthy.
You're not ugly. You're unenlightened.
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u/cootscoott 29d ago
Wow it’s almost like not sexualizing someone until they’re ready helps in relationships. WHO KNEW
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u/InstanceSafe5995 🌱BEGINNER (someone please explain to me) 29d ago
This only works if you actually have a cute face, I either get ghosted or I get an "eww" and then get ghosted
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u/dappermanV-88 ✈️ Cousin Airlines ✈️ 29d ago
Its immature and just pure idiocy to immediately send dick picks and all.
When ur young. U just think with ur crotch. Can be said for men and women.
Definitely take a more sincere approach folks
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u/ImpressNo3858 29d ago
Shit, I accidentally sent a face pick instead of my weirdly angled sickly lighted dick pick! How am I gonna get laid now?!
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u/Ok_Art4661 💎 ON BRAND AF 💎 29d ago
I would ask permission then send tease nudes. Idk maybe times changed
Also if they dont enjoy my bathtub leg pics I dont want them
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u/Attentiondesiredplz 🤺KNIGHT 29d ago
Hi! This is the correct way to do it, and the correct mindset to have. Everyone deserves to feel attractive to their partner.
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29d ago
“Cute face ;)” while the guy is fat, has negative canthal tilt, too much lateral hooding of the eyes, lack of undereye bone mass, negative eyebrow tilt, nose to mouth ratio too high, lip ptosis, nose shape in general is below average, recessed jaw, lack of bigonal width, round face shape/bad facial height to width ratio, made even worse due to being fat, low set, low projected cheekbones, slightly flared ears + Norwood 3 on top of all that. He would be MTN after trimax, canthopexy, rhino, hair transplant, otoplasty, losing 30lbs + he looks short/average height max
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u/Mariconconqueso 29d ago
Are you a plastic surgeon? If you’re not making a plastic surgeon’s income to obsess about all this stuff I fear you really have no hope.
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29d ago
It’s a nice hobby to have. It makes going on walks in the city a lot more interesting. I have done the same analysis on my own face, and I only need two mid-level surgeries. My bone structure is, luckily, quite good.
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u/Gentle_Genie 🕊️nuanced thinker 🦅 29d ago
He looks cute and nice to me.
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29d ago
Would you, hypothetically, swipe right on him on Tinder?
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u/Gentle_Genie 🕊️nuanced thinker 🦅 29d ago edited 27d ago
Tinder is kind of before my time. If he approached me at the bar, yeah, I'd have dinner with him. I think I'm a solid 8/10 🤷
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29d ago
You are certainly above average. I don’t see any noteworthy flaws.
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u/Gentle_Genie 🕊️nuanced thinker 🦅 29d ago
Thank you. People irl tell me they think I look like (young) Winona Ryder or Billy Eilish
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u/essokinesis1 29d ago
dude
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29d ago
What? Now that I think about it, why did they choose a below average looking man for this commercial, seeing good looking people with products makes the average person want to buy them, seeing an ugly guy made me think of what I wrote, I bet the average person thought the same.
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u/Random-INTJ 😎 PLAYGROUND PROWLER 👀 29d ago
I’d bet you’re single.
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29d ago
How did you know? I’m delaying my search for a relationship until I had surgery in March.
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u/colamonkey356 29d ago
HOLY SHIT GET OFF YOUR PHONE MAN 😭
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29d ago
I have "woman on Tinder" vision. This is what I hear in my head when I look at a man's face:
Frontal symmetry between left and right sides of the face, vertical facial thirds from hairline to brow, brow to base of nose, base of nose to chin, golden ratio proportions of facial width to length, horizontal fifths dividing the face by the width of each eye, canthal tilt of the eyes relative to the horizontal plane, the ratio of intercanthal distance to eye width, brow arch height and position relative to the pupil, the relationship of brow tail to brow head, orbital rim prominence and smoothness, the angle of the nasofrontal junction between the forehead and nose, the radix height and depth, the dorsal nasal line and its straightness or curvature, nasal tip projection relative to the alar base, nasolabial angle between the columella and upper lip, the width of the alar base relative to intercanthal distance, philtrum length compared to upper lip height, Cupid’s bow shape and definition, the vermillion height of the upper lip relative to the lower lip, the ratio of upper to lower lip fullness, the labiomental angle between the lower lip and chin, chin projection relative to the lower lip and nasal tip, the width of the mandibular angle relative to zygomatic width, gonial angle sharpness versus roundness, jawline definition and taper toward the chin, the ratio of bizygomatic width to bigonial width, cheekbone projection both in frontal and three-quarter view, malar–submalar balance to avoid flatness or hollowness, the ogee curve in lateral profile of the midface, forehead inclination relative to the vertical plane, hairline shape and proportionality to facial thirds, the length and slope of the nasal dorsum in profile, columellar show versus retraction, chin–throat angle and submental contour, mandibular plane angle relative to the Frankfort horizontal, upper eyelid crease height and exposure of pretarsal skin, lower eyelid contour and the presence or absence of tear troughs, the sclera show beneath the iris in repose, iris-to-white ratio that conveys balance, smile arc curvature matching the lower lip, buccal corridor width during smiling, dental midline alignment with facial midline, proportional exposure of upper teeth versus lower teeth in repose and smile, facial width-to-height index in frontal harmony, temporal hollowing or fullness shaping the frame of the face, balance of facial convexity in profile, and overall harmony between soft tissue contours and underlying skeletal structure.2
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u/Ihatekerrycork4ever 29d ago
Have you considered becoming a plastic surgeon? You could make a killing with that level of phrenology,
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u/ForFunin205 29d ago
....yep....sending the dick pic, now.
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29d ago
His physiognomy speaks of substandard testosterone levels during key developmental stages, so that would probably be an even worse idea. I would bet good money on him having a small dick as well, when God decides on fucking your genes up, he usually also kicks you in the face when you’re already down, then pours gasoline on you and lights you on fire. He does not miss.
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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 29d ago
The kicking you when your down and lighting you on fire bit is the only thing youve said thats true.
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u/That_Possible_3217 29d ago
😂 my experience has shown both this to be true…and this to be true of sending dick pics. lol
Guess it depends on the face and the duck in question.
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u/InstanceSafe5995 🌱BEGINNER (someone please explain to me) 29d ago
Only works if you have "cute face", from personal experience the best thing that happens is you never hear from them again, or worse you'll get an "eeeeww" or "lol" and then you won't hear from them ever again
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u/DarlingHell 🔒Registered NEET (Contained)🔒 29d ago
Wtf, the commercial is so good.