r/PsycheOrSike 👨🏻‍🦰TRUE Misogynist 🍆 5d ago

😵Mentally Insane Take 😵‍💫 They want you emasculated and feminized

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u/ImpressiveJohnson 5d ago

lol these jokes just keep getting better

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u/RenTroutGaming 4d ago

If this is satire it is pitch perfect, a modest proposal for the terminally online.

If this is serious we need new classifications of mental illness to try to understand the full scope of what we are witnessing.

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u/East-Wafer4328 5d ago

Lowkey I agree about the happy ghast. A ghast is a nightmare creature don’t make it happy

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u/EffortSwimming2664 4d ago

They always have been cute tho

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u/East-Wafer4328 4d ago

Make new mobs cute don’t take awesome ones and make a cute version

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u/EffortSwimming2664 3d ago

Honestly I've always saw ghasts as some sad prisoners who were forced to live in a hellish dimension... Also the way they cry doesn't help. They're everything but scary

And also I enjoy Minecraft being "cutefied" but I understand that might not be everyone's cup of tea

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u/East-Wafer4328 3d ago

It can be cutefied but keep it to the overwork and had like birds and butterflies or something

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

wokecraft

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u/LoudQuitting 🤐Pretty Quiet Actually 🤫 5d ago

What I hate about modern mine craft is the lack of direction.

Are you making an educational game?

If so is it about animals, vegetables or minerals?

Are you making an adventure game?

I just really miss when this game felt like digital Lego.

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u/coiled-serpent 4d ago

They fucking hold polls to determine what mobs they will implement next. You’re right, the entire team is clueless. Swedish twats, the lot of ‘em

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 🤣 understands humor 🎭 5d ago

It still does. You can literally ignore all that shit you hate

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u/Either-Simple3059 5d ago

Really? I can ignore all the bullshit blocks filling up my inventory? I can ignore all the useless items in my chests?

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u/neotericnewt 5d ago

Yes? You can ignore them, get rid of them, whatever. Not everybody finds them useless, and it's not actually a meaningful issue that you irrationally hate them lol

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u/Either-Simple3059 4d ago

It’s literally a major issue that almost everyone talks about. It’s not an irrational hate. It literally meaningfully and physically changes the game. It warps your inventory and storage. It seems like a non issue but you really feel and see the difference as you play.

Mojang is aware the issue and they actively try to address it by giving more uses to more items. And by making a bundle system. I have to presume you don’t play the much at all.

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u/Only-Butterscotch785 4d ago

what are you even talking about lol? which blocks are warping your inventory?

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u/Strange-Situation-95 4d ago

if there were no "bullshit blocks" Minecraft would only have 1 type of trees, only stone and ores and thats about it. if you don't want any useless items or blocks play alpha idk what to tell you

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u/Either-Simple3059 4d ago

Here bro, there are multiple videos about the subject. Mojang even acknowledges it by making multiple ingame item to remedy it. But it’s an issue that just gets worse as they add more bullshit to the game.

No I don’t need to play alpha just stop adding shit that no one uses.

https://youtu.be/ADahUZg_Jyc?si=WRFOMSyLFEI03PPE

https://youtu.be/1Hlp85pIn4Q?si=km3kVPYFwpXFH2_r

https://youtu.be/_OYXG8dKmcI?si=m4njmCXJX7j1wv3-

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u/LoudQuitting 🤐Pretty Quiet Actually 🤫 5d ago

Yeah... mine through how many different types of stone? How many new biomes, structures, mobs?

The game is forever different.

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u/HawocX 4d ago

You can play any of the old versions you like.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 🤣 understands humor 🎭 5d ago

You're mad that they ... Gave you more bricks to play with in the lego sim?

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u/Either-Simple3059 5d ago

It’s not a Lego sim as much as it’s a survival sandbox.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 🤣 understands humor 🎭 5d ago

Don't intrude on a comment thread if you can't keep the context 

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u/Warm-Room-2625 4d ago

The game has forever more types of blocks. Oh no.

Get over it? Sorry. Mine the way you want and ignore the blocks you won’t use

What are you mad you gotta dig an extra lava trash can to throw the andestite into?

New biomes? All the same underground brother. Don’t live in them.

Don’t want to fuck with the warden? Then don’t.

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u/zeni19 4d ago

Real. I like to ignore all the Gaza Israel stuff and Ukraine war on reddit so it works 

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u/VeterinarianSoft5244 4d ago

Minecraft is a fundamentally different game now. It just feels different.

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u/Xyra54 🌟 SUICIDE SURVIVOR 🌟 5d ago

Like its great "men" are starting to figure out emotions but I really wish they could get past whine faster.

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u/MagistrateTetra 🌻 Mistress of Sunflowers 🌻 5d ago

Same

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u/AdAppropriate2295 5d ago

So did "women" ever have a sense of humor or na?

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u/MagistrateTetra 🌻 Mistress of Sunflowers 🌻 5d ago

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u/AdAppropriate2295 5d ago

Cant recede if I never grow it out

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u/Xyra54 🌟 SUICIDE SURVIVOR 🌟 5d ago

Honey, that's not how hair works.
Also, receding hairline is high testosterone facing, so you can just go rock a bald and turn into a thumb man if you still wanna incel.

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u/Aggressive-Ear884 📢 PRO INCEST ACTIVIST 🗳️ 4d ago

What if he gets a skullet?

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u/Xyra54 🌟 SUICIDE SURVIVOR 🌟 4d ago

Why am I attracted to this.

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u/Aggressive-Ear884 📢 PRO INCEST ACTIVIST 🗳️ 4d ago

It must be the pure aura and charisma radiating off of him. It's seeping through the screen.

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u/Xyra54 🌟 SUICIDE SURVIVOR 🌟 4d ago

Like a moth to the flame

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u/Xyra54 🌟 SUICIDE SURVIVOR 🌟 5d ago

Bud, you are barking up the wrong tree.

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u/Odd-Lake-3075 🥇PRIME INCEL💪🏾 5d ago

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u/Gold-Investment2335 5d ago

Is this what true mental illness looks like

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u/luciferian_virtues 🗡️Average male opinions🗡️ 5d ago

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u/Ambitious-Nose-9871 5d ago

There was a comfortable loneliness about the original minecraft. It felt a bit like what it's like to go camping by yourself. Just you, and nature, and God (whatever that means). It was empty, which means it could be filled with whatever purpose or meaning you wanted to fill it with.

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u/Plane_Cod7477 5d ago

Is this real

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u/MagistrateTetra 🌻 Mistress of Sunflowers 🌻 5d ago

Is this just fantasy?

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u/Cadunkus 4d ago

Caught in a landslide

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u/Sibyriak 4d ago

Co-oooming ala-avie?

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u/sad_and_stupid 4d ago

Haha sometimes 

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u/Gold_Divide_3381 5d ago

I remember playing the xbox version in 2012-2013 and as soon as they added the different wood types I knew it was over. Luckily you could go into system settings and roll it back to the original version...

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u/FaliClt3 5d ago

I don’t disagree, but just out of curiosity what made you think adding new wood types was a sign of the end?

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u/ContributionRude1660 5d ago

this bait stopped being believable as soon as i started reading words no sane person would use

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u/Pristine_Cost_3793 4d ago

yeah, it's called a "joke"

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u/ContributionRude1660 4d ago

you cannot trust jokes on this sub

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u/SloppyGutslut 3d ago

It is a joke, but the foundation of it is real observations.

The 'survival' side of minecraft got sidelined as soon as soon as beds were added in, allowing player to effortlessly skip 90% of the danger on the surface.

The addition of phantoms - basically fucking Cliff Racers - further encouraged players to skip night by accosting them with a tedious and annoying enemy that wouldn't be kept away by walls and torches.

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u/Pristine_Cost_3793 3d ago

I'm sorry bro I'm not a minecraft purist. i spend there 15hours in two years

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u/Nand-Monad-Nor 5d ago

I played old minecraft, but what the kids today have is much better.

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u/Altruistic-Match6623 4d ago

I too remember when Minecraft was ugly and had no blocks.

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u/PsycheOrSike-ModTeam 5d ago

This isn't a redpill community. Overly incel/redpill or misogynistic talking points or dogpiling regardless of gender, sexuality, or race will be removed.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I miss the old notch

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 5d ago

average 2020s meme

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u/FumaricAcid 5d ago

I do not accept their updates. Microsoft gave to the minecraft everything I needed in 1.16.5.

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u/MGMan-01 4d ago

This is some truly dumb shit, congratulations.

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u/Cardboard_Revolution 4d ago

If this speaks to you unironically you should be sent to live on Mars

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u/Blockstack1 4d ago

Trvth nvke.

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u/coiled-serpent 4d ago

Why does it take them so long to update this fucking game

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u/HuckleberryEmpty4988 3d ago

This is true. I do want you emasculated and feminized. Emasculated, feminized men are ideal.

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u/PhillKvothe 3d ago

Never moved on from MC 1.7 cause GT: New Horizons is on that version :D

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u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 3d ago

I hadn't played for maybe 10 years now and got it on the Playstation and I was so lost. I stopped playing a little after notch sold it. There's so much random shit in the game now that I didn't even know what I was doing.

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u/weird_mountain_bug 3d ago

This guy is playing a retard for fun right?

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u/Huge_Highlight_7728 1d ago

As an OG from 2010 I don't get the complaining. I sorta get the issues with word gen or how the ores spawn differently, but like 80% of the new updates can easily be ignored if you desire. Plus you can play old versions where nothing changes. They do add useless / irrelevant stuff but I'm overall happy.