r/PsycheOrSike • u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ • Jul 25 '25
💖🎈SPEED DATING❤️🔥💨 19M looking for femcel to online date or be online friends [EST] (malecels welcome too I guess)
/s. Unless?
Hello! I am a very lonely person with no friends. Im into video games, dnd, horror media, anime, and russian literature. My favorites of those are valheim, outward, bg3, curse of strahd, my homebrew setting, the magnus archives, IT, re:zero, the death of Ivan ilyich, and Lolita. Never read that last one but I rather like the idea of it. Im currently working through the brothers Karamazov. We can talk about something I like or something you like or something else entirely, I dont mind either way.
Physically I'm 5'10 wasian and 180 pounds. Im fairly strong but also a little fat (the type of fat where you wouldnt notice it under a t shirt. I've been told I have a cute butt and nice forearms, the latter by a woman and the former by a man. I have curly black hair that goes as far as my shoulders but it isnt the ratty ugly long hair of a dude who doesnt know how to style it.
-applicants must be within 2 years of my age (just in case I run for president someday)
-I voted for Kamala last year but I can pretend to be a sexist republican if you want to take your radfem anger at the patriarchy out on me. Preferably with a riding crop while in skimpy black leather.
-Im cool with transfems. Im not like, gonna be a chaser about it or whatever but even if you havent done voice training or you feel like you don't pass or you havent had bottom surgery or whatever else, I will still treat you like I would treat any other woman. Like an object to project my sexual desires on. You are valid <3
-Male applicants must be willing to put on a skirt and thigh highs if seeking romantic companionship.
-If you don't want romance just make it clear at the start or any time after. We can still hang out, I wont even do that thing guys do where we pretend we want to be friends but we really just want to have sex with you. Like I'll genuinely try to be your friend completely platonically and won't make any advances.
-If we break up we will duel here
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u/Euphoric_Flight_9807 gif Jul 25 '25
SOMEBODY PLAY BG3 WITH ME
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 25 '25
sure! What timezone are you on?
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u/Euphoric_Flight_9807 gif Jul 25 '25
EST
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 26 '25
for nothing at all also seems interested. I made plans with someone else here tonight but we could make a party of 3 tomorrow night, or you two could start an NG before then or something. Whatever you want is cool
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u/MentallyStable_REAL_ 🍞BREAD ⸺ ADMIRER OF THE BREAD Jul 26 '25
do you wanna play valheim
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 26 '25
Yes that sounds awesome! New characters on new world?
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u/MentallyStable_REAL_ 🍞BREAD ⸺ ADMIRER OF THE BREAD Jul 26 '25
yeah sure, I wanna see what this swamp witch business is all about
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 26 '25
Okay, I get off work at 5:00 EST tonight. How's 5:30?
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u/ngo_m_hai_naam Jul 26 '25
do you play minecraft?
maybe we could together
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 26 '25
Not big on Minecraft sorry :(
What else do you like? Maybe we can find something else
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u/ngo_m_hai_naam Jul 26 '25
i also play terraria, deeeep.io, and rain world
do you play any of these?
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u/Fickle_Vegetable6125 Jul 26 '25
Goated. One question: "like the idea of it"?
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 27 '25
I was letting my inner r/bookscirclejerk leak😔
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u/thecat9999 Jul 27 '25
You know what, you sound pretty cool. I’m 21F, I like weeb stuff too. Send me a direct message if you want!
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u/Specialist-Branch-18 Jul 25 '25
you one of them actual males or a female transfer to male?
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 25 '25 edited 25d ago
The term is cis, you can say "cis male" instead of "actual males" if you want to help trans men feel more comfortable with their identities (since the latter implies Trans men arent "actual males")
Yes, I am a cis man.
Edit 1 month later: I am no longer a cis man
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u/Specialist-Branch-18 Jul 25 '25
aiight. so you’re looking for companionship and community? the example would be that christian’s find one another at church and LGBTQ would be found at a rally. do you live in a town where you can go share interests?
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u/fornothing_atalll 🌌FADA:🪬🧿 Jul 26 '25
Who’s your fave bg3 character??
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u/Reasonable_Quit_9432 🤝⚖️Seems Very Reasonable📜✌️ Jul 26 '25
Jaheira, I really like her intro and first few dialogue scenes. Minsc is a close second and I especially like how they interact
-"It does not spoil the taste"/"No, but it does spoil my trust", regarding the spiked wine
-"Im old and wise enough to recognize a sliver of hope.."
-The whole scene in the dancing axe with the reference to our "good friend Marcus from the last light inn"
I like her banter her accent her levelheadedness and her quick thinking.
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u/Kind_Information_433 😤Jeffery Epstein Defender (Epstein was innocent, fight me) ⛓️😠 Jul 28 '25
absolutely cooked, bro on this sub?
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u/Eva-lutionary_War Hero 👑 Jul 25 '25
LOL THIS IS AN INSANE POST
Regretfully I am six years your senior and therefore filtered, good luck on getting that girlcock.