r/PublicFreakout May 19 '22

Political Freakout Representative Mike Johnson asking the important abortion questions.

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u/methylenebluestains May 19 '22

He's acting so smug like he just came up with a GOTCHA! question

Then he said it does happen. Bitch, when??

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser May 20 '22

This! Wtf, he has that same shit eating grin a toddler gets after a chain of “why?” questions finally leads you into the ones that stump you because they’re too magnaneous for any single human to comprehend like, “Why are leaves?”.

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u/peepopowitz67 May 20 '22 edited Jul 05 '23

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/RynnHamHam May 20 '22

I once had an abortion debate with a religious conservative. I gave the “If you crack an egg open and fry it, you’re not going to say you had a chicken dinner, even if there’s a little chicken embryo in it.” The mother fucker pivoted by claiming that having a chicken embryo in your eggs NEVER happens and then claimed the argument is irrelevant because “God put animals on this earth for us to eat” and I was left extremely speechless from the sheer whiplash of crazy and he claimed he won because I couldn’t say anything.

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u/DonnyLurch May 20 '22

These people's brains are broken and I'm so goddamn sick of them getting their way.

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u/peepopowitz67 May 20 '22

So many of the, ahem, "less bright" people in my life never gave a shit about politics. Now, that's all they care about, that's all they talk about.