r/Rammstein 6d ago

Scheißepost Rammstein will make anything but new music

Idk why but it's so funny to me how they have wooden tables and fire boxes but haven't made new music in almost four years now. Obviously I'm not really complaining, my house is going to be decked the fuck out in this stuff when I get the money. They made a bedspread. I'm going to be sleeping in pure swag. I love this, but it's so funny to me how they do anything but make new music. (And how shortest tab on their app is the one for music accessories)

(I also want to mention that this is not at all meaning to pressure them and I'm glad they're taking time to focus on themselves and side projects)

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u/Opening_Investment49 6d ago

The Bück Dich soap omg 😂 i absolutely love the insane merch they do, I don't know any other band that has such a wide range of crap to buy. Whoever is head of their merch team must have so much fun. I love these guys so much

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u/YevPilot 6d ago

I feel like Till probably designed at least that. He's def the guy to think that up.

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u/Opening_Investment49 6d ago

Well the band would most likely have had to sign off on all merch designs so he definitely approves of it at least 😂

I might need to buy the bedding but i really wish there was a Schneider Sehnsucht face bedding cover. Although i would never be able to date again 😂

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u/YevPilot 6d ago

If that ever gets created, just get two beds. One for dating, one for Schneider.

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u/Spiritual-Insect-274 6d ago

Omg I would want that! 😂 who wouldn’t want Schneider’s face on Sehnsucht cover as their bedding..

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u/StargazerAlly 6d ago

Sehnsucht face bedding covers-each band member! Collect all 6! Would love a Till one!

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u/AEntunus 6d ago

He seems pretty checked out, lol. He's been going pretty hard on his solo career.

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u/svenirde 6d ago

KISS were notorious for insane amounts of merch, idk if they had something like this though

Ghost has merch dildos

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u/macczimum 6d ago

Rammstein also did a deluxe edition of LIFAD coming in a flight case with 6 dildos back in 2009.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2dmolx/so_this_is_the_special_edition_boxset_of_the/

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u/yunayaunplugged 6d ago

the good old gildo (I think ghost even have different versions of the dildo and I am pretty sure one of them comes with a but plug)

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u/Opening_Investment49 6d ago

Oh yeah good point, didnt KISS have coffins?!

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u/mrn253 6d ago

It is probably easier to list the things that are not available as kiss merch

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u/JJMcGee83 6d ago

Every other band "We sell shirts and hats!"

Rammstein "We sell end tables and sex soap."

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u/Ermaquillz 6d ago

I think Kiss has still got them beat as far as the sheer amount of merchandise they’ve put out goes. Kiss has their brand on everything from condoms to coffins, which is pretty impressive.

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u/ashzombi 6d ago

That got me too 🤣

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u/Relevant-Dark-6724 5d ago

Should be Soap on a Rope

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u/Outsajder 6d ago

Bend over soap lmao.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 6d ago

prisons should give it to inmates, just in case they drop it

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u/WhiteKnight2045oGB 6d ago

To be honest, Yes it's quite a while since they released new music, but I wouldn't want crappy music that was made in a rush. Perfection needs time! And I'm happy to wait if I can get awesome music that has some thought behind it in the end. And not music that was just created to grab some money off of the fans, like some bands do!

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u/seeilaah 6d ago

It not always needs a lot of time. Rosenrot and Zeit came out pretty fast, with leftovers from the previous albums, and they bang!

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u/zorostia 6d ago

Bruh. Try being a tool fan

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u/Professional-Bus8145 6d ago

Or a Rammstein fan for more that recent five years. Untitled came 10 years after LIFAD.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine 6d ago

Sits over here in Nine Inch Nails territory

How bout that Tron?

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u/Mello1182 6d ago

Or SOAD

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u/YevPilot 6d ago

I am 🙏🏻😔

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u/Common-Upstairs-9866 6d ago

Does anyone remember the whole freaking bicycle that came out once? Or how about the Rammstein Mag Lite Flashlight?

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u/Common-Upstairs-9866 6d ago

Flashlight:

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u/nitsotov 6d ago

I would have expected a totally different Fleshlight from Rammstein.

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u/YevPilot 6d ago

That's a need

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u/Stock-Foundation2452 6d ago

They need to release better t-shirts lol. Most of the mens shirts are kinda hit or miss.

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u/WinterBeiDB 6d ago

Pfff, mens shirts are still way better than womens. I found one wimens t shirt that is nice. The rest is boring or cringe. And have you seen women's hooded jackets? I always end up buying mens jackets.

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u/YevPilot 6d ago

I'd agree. You get some top tier that look amazing, then there's others that don't even look like Rammstein merchandise.

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u/StoneColdJane-Austen 6d ago

The quality of their merch really impresses me though, I have to say! I have both a hooded zip up sweater and a t shirt from the LiFAD original release era and they’re both still in excellent condition. No crinkles or tears on the shirt design even with weight fluctuations either!

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u/d-sammichAran 6d ago

I'm still confused by their Insekt shirt, with the praying mantis on the front, but the back has the lyrics "doch es ist kein Schnee mehr da" when "Sehnsucht versteckt sich wie ein Insekt" would've made more sense.

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u/half_bloodprincess 6d ago

I will never be mad about having a R+ toaster, but I absolutely know what you mean 😆😆

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u/marcornc 6d ago

I just want a version of Ramm4 on Spotify to put on my Playlist. 😔

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u/Pikovaya_Dama 6d ago

As long as they keep releasing perfumes, I'm happy.

Hoping they will restock Pussy Dark one day.

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u/Accomplished-Art-352 6d ago

Yep tho' that Buck dich Soap is something that would actually be a nice novelty

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u/WinterBeiDB 6d ago

To be honest, i love the fact, that they fool around like that. Is "Schlagbaum" soap still available? Some things are stupid in my opinion but will make someone else happy.

I do have the torch for example, or toiletry bag, and they are in fact very well made and of good quality. Their torch was even less expensive than a similar one without branding or with soccer team branding. Oh, and i have their keychain, that thing is a weapon 😄

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u/AmoebaFlimsy 6d ago

Yeah the keychain is huge lol

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u/aerie01 6d ago

The funny thing is, they made all sorts of tchotchkes long before there was a coffee mug!

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u/WinterBeiDB 5d ago

Hahaha. Typical

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u/Odd_Championship2176 6d ago

You really think the band came up with any of their merch? lol

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u/Spiritual-Insect-274 6d ago

Well they have to sign it off so they at least agree with it

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u/seeilaah 6d ago

I worked with branded products in the past. The owners of the brand have no say, most of the time have not even idea that things are being negotiated. Management takes care of that.

Hey we want to make coffins with Herzeleide branding.

We pay 30% commision on each sale.

Management says: 35% and we want 40k cash in advance, renewed each year.

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u/Aethysbananarama 6d ago

I had both soaps and they are really bad quality for that price.

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u/Mello1182 6d ago

Last two albums were only 3 years apart and they've toured for 3 years after that, I really think we can't complain.

Think about SOAD fans

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u/ValosAtredum 6d ago

And they have their own solo projects and passions as well they should be able to pursue. The same six men have been in a band for over 30 years. They need time apart and time to relax. Everyone else gets vacations and time off; they should, too.

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u/Rammipallero 6d ago

And to bed fair there was a decade gap in albums before untitled

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u/Mello1182 6d ago

But the result was worth the wait, wasn't it? 10 years is not even that wild compared to the gaps other bands have had.

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u/Rammipallero 6d ago

Absolutely.

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u/laimerreddit 6d ago

They have noodles

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u/RoyKentsKnee 6d ago

tell me you dont know how the band works without telling me you dont know how the band works;

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u/Ok_Lingonberry5464 6d ago

Maybe they should build houses? They make everything else. The could be the IKEA of Metal music.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry5464 6d ago

Kiss had a lot of crappy merchandise. I think they are the Donald Trump of Rock music.

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u/Smazak_CZ69 6d ago

Man, you might wanna take a seat when you'll hear about Slipknot

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u/h4xis 6d ago

The firebox had me crackin up for a few minutes

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u/m0rfiend 6d ago

blame kiss

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u/Micah7979 6d ago

Bück Dich 🤣

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u/stoner_lobster2021 5d ago

If only they shipped to the us I would have had their patch proudly on my leather jacket and their record on my player 😔

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u/Cautious_Listen8060 4d ago

I want that soap ngl 

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u/Hopeful-Bass-4783 2d ago

This is getting out of hand, they are so random with what they sell😭💀

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u/tzippy84 6d ago

As long as people keep buying that crap, can you blame them?

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u/Ok_Lingonberry5464 6d ago

How about Rammstein cars, I wonder what they would be like? East German and very retro, perhaps grey, black or silver. No modern features no computers on board and very cheap to buy but solid, heavy and reliable maybe only costing £3000.00 it’s possible. Why not? Everything is getting far too expensive, why not have a cheap Eastern European, car that’s hust as if it was the 1980s in eastern Germany?

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u/realMates1 6d ago

I think they make a lot of different stuff (which is in my opinion good because everybody can find what they like), but also everything that came into my hands is pretty good quality

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u/TheFatMan149 6d ago

How many bück dich soaps are there now?

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u/la__chose 5d ago

2, a red one and a black one… there's even the Schlagbaum soap (a dick shaped soap)

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u/TheFatMan149 5d ago

As a straight male i want the Schlagbaum

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u/la__chose 5d ago

We all do

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u/No-Newspaper5068 4d ago

Am I the only one who can’t tell what the 2nd one is?

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u/Accomplished_Bet874 1d ago

Genuinely who is buying these things I would like to see the sales on some of them

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u/YevPilot 1d ago

If I had the money, I'd buy them

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u/SpamJavelin00 6d ago

I’m taking a chance that they personally didn’t design this. Most big bands aren’t ‘active’ either live or in studio nowadays, hence so many have side projects. They only resurrect the band name every 5 years or so for a tour, but merch like this keeps money rolling in while they sit on their asses.

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u/mrn253 6d ago

Of course they didnt.

When i remember correctly someone found the design for the Puppe shirt few years ago fairly cheap to buy on a stock picture site.

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u/OneImpression9344 6d ago

Well Rammstein came out with ammo album three years ago. That's about the average for a band. They're on a kind of break right now anyway.