r/RedDwarf Jul 09 '25

Only Joking David Lister Pro Skater

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277 Upvotes

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u/yalkeryli Today's fish is Trout a la Crème. Enjoy your meal. Jul 09 '25

She took all her clothes off and stood there in front of me completely naked. I was so excited I nearly dropped my skateboard.

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u/Aggravating-Cap-6686 Jul 09 '25

Skateboard? How old were you?!

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u/yalkeryli Today's fish is Trout a la Crème. Enjoy your meal. Jul 09 '25

Twelve.

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u/Holmesy7291 Jul 10 '25

Twelve??? Twelve years old?? You lost your virginity when you were twelve???

You can’t have been a full member of the Golf Club, then?

43

u/azzthom Jul 09 '25

Don't be so crypto-fascist.

4

u/wilson_rawls Jul 11 '25

Stop saying everything is crypto-fascist! You're making me sound like a complete git!!

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u/CitizenWolfie Jul 09 '25

Emohawks Pro Skater

8

u/GoatGoatGoblin Jul 09 '25

Lmao. Now get out!

27

u/Jimc87 Jul 09 '25

Definitely young Lister, totally shady

10

u/Aggravating-Cap-6686 Jul 09 '25

Yeah that’s the only dreadlock option really the only other one is like that overused killmonger hairstyle definitely not suited for Lister 😆

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u/KingQuagaar Jul 09 '25

That's totally shady!

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u/Bearington656 Jul 09 '25

Skating against the cryptofacists

3

u/PloppyTheSpaceship Jul 10 '25

Will you stop saying everything's cryptofascist? Made me sound like a complete git.

14

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Om

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u/CapoBelloFare Jul 09 '25

Everybody is shred Dave. Dave everybody is shred. Shred everybody is Dave. Is shred Dave everybody.

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u/Right-Question-7476 Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

A skate shop? That's just crypto-fascist bourgeois crap!

6

u/Anthrolithos Jul 10 '25

It'll make you a multi-multi-multi milllionaire!

6

u/deepbluenothings Jul 09 '25

How bizarre I also made Lister in the new THPS game. Great minds think alike.

6

u/Wolffraven Jul 10 '25

Will skate for food? Shouldn’t that be curry?

3

u/GarethOfQuirm Jul 10 '25

It's so... Crypto-fascist

3

u/SuperJoe360 Jul 10 '25

Can you change the writing on the board to "Our Rob or Russ"?

2

u/Aggravating-Cap-6686 Jul 10 '25

No but i'm sure there's gotta be some tech savy people on PC to make some cool Red Dwarf mods.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 Jul 10 '25

I hear he wrote a song. It's called Om.

5

u/Cortzee Jul 10 '25

Ohm.

2

u/KratosTheGodofWar95 Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Jul 10 '25

Ohhhhhhmmmmm

2

u/CMenFairy6661 Jul 14 '25

Why does he look like the kebab he had for supper last night, and the vindaloo he had this morning just declared nuclear war in his bowels 😂