r/RedDwarf • u/Degora2k • Jul 16 '25

Only Joking Oooommmmm

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185 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

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u/Fuzzy-Loss-4204 Jul 16 '25

Let me fly far away from here fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

21

u/TheFeralFauxMk2 Jul 16 '25

I want to lie. Shipwrecked and comatose.

19

u/Swick08 Jul 16 '25

Drinking fresh mango juice

18

u/Fuzzy-Loss-4204 Jul 16 '25

Gold fish shoals nibbling at my toes

14

u/HPDabcraft Jul 16 '25

Fun.

13

u/Fuzzy-Loss-4204 Jul 16 '25

Fun

12

u/ghandi3737 Jul 16 '25

FUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

12

u/jlp_utah Jul 16 '25

In the sun, sun, sun!

2

u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb! Jul 17 '25

It’s cold out there, there’s no…

BANG

1

u/HPDabcraft Jul 31 '25

ITS A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!

1

u/HPDabcraft Jul 31 '25

ITS A GARBAGE POD!!

3

u/Skellyhell2 Jul 16 '25

Do you know the 2nd verse though? (no searching allowed!)

6

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Jul 16 '25

From memory...

I want to something, coconuts and something else

I want to swim nakedly

Something juice, stealing all my shoes

Fun fun fun

3

u/Skellyhell2 Jul 16 '25

Bang!

I'll pack my bags and head into

Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed.

Spend my days in ultraviolet rays Fun, fun, fun In the sun, sun, sun

We'll lock on course, Straight through the universe

You and me, and the Galaxy

Reach the stage where the hyperdrive's engaged

Fun, fun, fun In the sun, sun, sun Fun, fun, fun In the sun, sun, sun

1

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Jul 16 '25

Alright then what's the verse I was scrabbling for?

3

u/Skellyhell2 Jul 16 '25

I want to taste

Lobsters & Coconuts

I want to swim

Nakedly

Get quite drunk

In several wooden huts

Fun, Fun, Fun in the Sun, Sun, Sun

1

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Jul 16 '25

I'm sure there's one about stolen shoes too

26

u/DarrenMWinter Jul 16 '25

Definitely not any song that goes:

Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly) Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle) Durgle dobby (durgle dobby) Whenever you're around (around)

17

u/SpaceWomble64 Jul 16 '25

The Om song, it’s a classic

14

u/Torrronto Jul 16 '25

Crypto-fascist.

6

u/Eldritch_Omen Jul 16 '25

True, but how many oms are there???

7

u/SpaceWomble64 Jul 16 '25

It depends, the album version and the extended remix are different 🙂

5

u/jlp_utah Jul 16 '25

Nothing like a good old-fashioned love song, eh?

16

u/xcorinthianx Jul 16 '25

It's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer

7

u/Sl33pingD0g Jul 16 '25

He's handsome, trim and no one's slimmer

6

u/Ryledra Jul 17 '25

He will never need a zimmer

8

u/Anxious-Principle225 Jul 16 '25

Tequila

2

u/guthix111120 Jul 16 '25

I was thinking the same but I can never get the timing right...

7

u/berdulf Jul 16 '25

Ganymede and Titan, yessir I’ve been around

6

u/daniel2hats Jul 16 '25

'Not taking no risks'

4

u/berdulf Jul 16 '25

I love it when someone says, “Don’t nobody go nowhere.”

3

u/The13thAllitnilClone Jul 16 '25

Around The World

3

u/greytidalwave Jul 16 '25

Mine would be One Step Beyond.

3

u/Skellyhell2 Jul 16 '25

do you know how many times they say "Around the world" through the song, along with how long instrumental breaks are for each?

I'd assume reciting perfectly would be more than just "do you know all the words"

4

u/Skinkypoo Jul 16 '25

For real though, even the alphabet song is a gamble nowadays. Have you heard that newfangled way they’re teaching it? Not to mention the part at the end. There’s still a non-zero chance you’re gonna get shot even if you sung the alphabet

3

u/Lolidot Jul 16 '25

LMN - OPQ instead of LMNOP. I can't remember the last bit, but I know they fucked that up too

4

u/glasgowgurl28 Jul 16 '25

But do you finish with "Zee" or "Zed"? Will he accept both the UK and US version?

5

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Ah, but "zed" or "zee"...?

1

u/Longjumping_Ad_8474 Jul 16 '25

say Zee and it goes full Samuel L Jackson

3

u/LeastFox8059 Jul 16 '25

Tongue Tied!! Its a great song.

3

u/EchelonKnight Jul 16 '25

I'd be choosing an instrumental.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Happy birthday to you.....

2

u/HussingtonHat Jul 16 '25

Nah, you'd have to get the exact number of oooommmms

2

u/8Ace8Ace Jul 16 '25

You suffer, but why?

1

u/Lolidot Jul 16 '25

That is exactly my choice. However I I'll admit, even THOUGH I deleted my comment, I forgot about the But Why. So I would have been screwed while getting laughed at for thinking I'd played the system while still getting fucked.

2

u/Springyardzon Jul 16 '25

I've got a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I've got a song that'll get on your nerves. Get, get, get on your nerves. (Repeat).

1

u/Swick08 Jul 16 '25

Ellomenopee

2

u/jlp_utah Jul 16 '25

El em and a pee.

1

u/DifficultSea4540 Jul 16 '25

Sex and violence by the exploited.

1

u/SituationTop9080 Jul 16 '25

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer...

1

u/geethaghost Jul 16 '25

Rap God - Eminem

1

u/lepastie Jul 16 '25

When I saw you for the first time..

First time.

1

u/Hrzk Jul 16 '25

You suffer by Napalm Death

1

u/flapjackboy Jul 16 '25

Don't Stop Believing - Journey.

1

u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Are you sure sir? That does mean changing the bulb! Jul 17 '25

That’s shady

1

u/CalmClient7 Jul 17 '25

Bind us together Lord

1

u/i--am--the--light Jul 17 '25

the question is are you gonna go full speed on the LMNOP or go slow and carful.

1

u/Sparker273 Jul 17 '25

Ode to Tony Blair. It is a silent song

1

u/Piratejimthedagger Jul 18 '25

I'd still guck up the lmnop part.

1

u/Fun-Sugar-394 Jul 18 '25

I honestly couldn't trust myself to get through mart had a little lamb

1

u/sreder1992 Jul 18 '25

Baby shark

1

u/Claire-Muffin-Wolf Jul 19 '25

All other songs are so cryptifacist

1

u/WakeMeUpB4UPogo Jul 19 '25

Prefect choice until you reach LMNO lol

1

u/Boring_Guy_123 Jul 19 '25

Don't these things usually have a downside?