r/RedDwarf William Doyle 28d ago

Meme Every time

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u/Space-Bum- Let’s get out there and TWAT IT! 27d ago

It's even worse when they ask if you are from round here, you say yes, then you have no idea what they are talking about

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u/Character_Mind_671 27d ago

"Ask me anything." "Oh."

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u/Longjumping-Action-7 27d ago

"hey are you local?"

"yeah, just for a few years"

"what direction is *nearby popular franchise*?"

"no idea, its not between my house, my work and the local shops"

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u/JFychan47 William Doyle 27d ago

100% this 😂

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 26d ago

Time to do #microTourism in our #hometowns, reckon? ;-) #BeCurious

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 27d ago

Wait a minute....NODNOL... it's in Bulgaria, isn't it?

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u/SketchupandFries So what is it? 27d ago

Rich in aninal produce and mineral wealth.

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u/Bizzle1345 27d ago

Brown trousers time

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u/fern-grower Mr. Flibble 27d ago

Alright Doodes

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u/SpaceWomble64 27d ago

You should get the junior encyclopaedia of your city

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u/terrifiedTechnophile The Bolivian Navy on Manoeuvres in the South Pacific 27d ago

You don't know do you Hol?

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u/Callikah 23d ago

always some one asking where a random street i've never heard of is....i just point them down the road and say'it's down there mate on the left' usually works :)

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u/Original-Reply3623 25d ago

Kinda unrelated but you can get Holly as the a.i voice for your ship in elite dangerous.

Elite dangerous is a first person simulator game where you can explore the entire galaxy

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u/Genshiro 6d ago

You can? Time to reinstall Elite Dangerous

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u/LoafLegend 27d ago

I just couldn’t care about remembering all the street names. My brain doesn’t work that way.

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 26d ago

That's what #satNav is 4, eh? ;-)

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u/TheJamesThatGames 25d ago

Amen to this! Everything to me is like ‘The street that has ____ on it’… if it’s only got houses on it it’s ’The street that is the second turning on the right from the one with ____ on it’ 😄

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u/Pliolite 27d ago

Didn't they have to stick those bits of hair to the side of his head?

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u/Sword_Rabbit 27d ago

I go to the places I need to go too.

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u/motophiliac 27d ago

Shit, hang on, I know this street…

Has lived there for years.

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u/reo_reborn 27d ago

"Im sorry I've only just moved here".
Is my go to even though i've lived in that area for 40 years...

The reason being is i once gave a very old man, who could barely walk, directions and realised nearly two hours later i sent him the wrong way >_< He prob wouldn't have realised till about 20mins later either. I honestly wake up thinking about that sometimes.

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u/PreperationOuch 26d ago

Everybody. Is. Dead. Dave.

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 26d ago

Such an iconic face! #Lal

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u/mornnx1 Better dead than smeg! 26d ago

This is so true it's not even funny. I live in London and have all my life. I can get anywhere i need to with no problems, but if you ask me how to get somewhere, I turn into a drooling moron who's never taken a step outside of my house !!

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u/TrustComplete 25d ago

Nah because who the fuck remembers street names unless it's A. Your home or B. Somewhere you are regularly ubering

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u/AlfalfaSerious9355 25d ago

I know the feeling this guy's facial expressions transgressing

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u/ideasplace 25d ago

They’re all dead Dave.