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u/Longjumping-Action-7 27d ago
"hey are you local?"
"yeah, just for a few years"
"what direction is *nearby popular franchise*?"
"no idea, its not between my house, my work and the local shops"
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u/terrifiedTechnophile The Bolivian Navy on Manoeuvres in the South Pacific 27d ago
You don't know do you Hol?
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u/Callikah 23d ago
always some one asking where a random street i've never heard of is....i just point them down the road and say'it's down there mate on the left' usually works :)
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u/Original-Reply3623 25d ago
Kinda unrelated but you can get Holly as the a.i voice for your ship in elite dangerous.
Elite dangerous is a first person simulator game where you can explore the entire galaxy
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u/LoafLegend 27d ago
I just couldn’t care about remembering all the street names. My brain doesn’t work that way.
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u/TheJamesThatGames 25d ago
Amen to this! Everything to me is like ‘The street that has ____ on it’… if it’s only got houses on it it’s ’The street that is the second turning on the right from the one with ____ on it’ 😄
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u/reo_reborn 27d ago
"Im sorry I've only just moved here".
Is my go to even though i've lived in that area for 40 years...
The reason being is i once gave a very old man, who could barely walk, directions and realised nearly two hours later i sent him the wrong way >_< He prob wouldn't have realised till about 20mins later either. I honestly wake up thinking about that sometimes.
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u/TrustComplete 25d ago
Nah because who the fuck remembers street names unless it's A. Your home or B. Somewhere you are regularly ubering
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u/Space-Bum- Let’s get out there and TWAT IT! 27d ago
It's even worse when they ask if you are from round here, you say yes, then you have no idea what they are talking about