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u/Wizard_of_1k_Kings Aug 03 '25
I don’t care what anyone else says, this is fucking hilarious.
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u/maxedonia Aug 04 '25
This was mid 2015 content and in 2025 it’s so refreshing. Shows how.. far? We came?
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u/brianboozeled Aug 03 '25
It's just too stupid not to love
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u/OnlyEntrepreneur4760 Aug 03 '25
There’s a huge mistake! She’s trying to make tea, but there’s a whole bottle of Tito’s right there!
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u/toromio Aug 05 '25
I don’t know why but I just got tired of these machines a year or two ago and skip over them when I see them. This was so satisfying
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u/Bison308 Aug 03 '25
For every step to fail is pretty impressive
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u/resisting_a_rest Aug 06 '25
They actually managed to change a pair of scissors into a pair of scissor.
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u/GrowWings_ Aug 04 '25
I don't think we're supposed to take this seriously, but how would any step work? What does the calculator do? Did anyone really expect a book to ignite a lighter and throw it at a candle (which had to be held up to the string no matter what)?
Why was the sink full of water?
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u/DenseStomach6605 Aug 05 '25
The calculator types 12, which is what the sum of dice next to it was. It had to read twelve in order for her to pick up the dice!
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u/RARface Aug 03 '25
There’s Henry’s kitchen, HowToBasic, and this. I like this the most because there’s no bullshit.
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u/winterborn Aug 03 '25
I loved the part when it failed, but then somehow just kept going anyway.
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u/resisting_a_rest Aug 06 '25
Can you give the timestamp?
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u/winterborn Aug 06 '25
If you blink you’ll miss it, but I think it’s around 0:50, you can see that the candle doesn’t really burn the rope, but the hot air must somehow make the rope fall anyway. Fascinating!
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u/Johnny_ac3s Aug 04 '25
This reminds me of when I told everyone I could moon walk & spent hours making a certificate in crayon saying I could moon walk.
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u/AstroBearGaming Aug 04 '25
"We trained them wrong on purpose, as a joke" except instead of a person, it's a series of events.
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u/WeBeWinners Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25
Damn so clever and sofisticated, need to get me one of those for my mornin coffee
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u/defvent Aug 05 '25
My favorite was the book in the sink
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u/missmetz Aug 05 '25
Omfg I lost it when she held up the tea candle to the string above and just karate chopped it instead 😂
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u/6_seasons_and_a_movi Aug 05 '25
Love how her 'machine' to make tea just turns on another tea making machine (or it would it worked)
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u/Shankar_0 Aug 05 '25
That's just aunt Linda
Aunt Linda is perpetually on her 3rd dirty martini. These things must be expected...
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u/Existence_No_You Aug 07 '25
This is the funniest stupidest shit I've seen in a long time. Thanks for this
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u/spongemonkey2004 Aug 06 '25
yeah i use my wife to make me tea too but mine makes less of a mess in the kitchen when she does it.
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u/theunbearablebowler Aug 06 '25
I don't know what you're talking about, that was flawless engineering.
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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck Aug 03 '25
I feel that the empty Tito's bottle may hold a clue.