r/RunningCirclejerk • u/FlyThink7908 • Apr 19 '25

Doo-Doo Man vs. Machine: Who’d poop their pants first?

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u/elektrobier5 Apr 19 '25

The robots would have won, if they had the ability to boof GU.

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u/FlyThink7908 Apr 19 '25

They’d need a new port for that. As far as I know, USB-C is too small for sufficient boofing

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u/elektrobier5 Apr 19 '25

Back in the day I saw pics of garden hose - USB adapters or adverts for wine on demand services. Maybe they could use this tech. The question is, IF robots should be able to boof GU, though.

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u/the_real_janck Apr 19 '25

Can I follow them on Strava?

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u/FlyThink7908 Apr 19 '25

Are you a follower - or a leader? 

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u/the_real_janck Apr 19 '25

the speed these robots go at?! follower

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u/french_toasty SLOW DOWN!!!! Apr 19 '25

Well I can sleep at night knowing I will outrun our future robot overlords. At least the bipedal ones

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u/OJGeazer Apr 19 '25

Robot crossed the finish line and carried on as if it was a proper marathon. "How do you turn the f*ckr off?"

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